see r/BlackPeopleTwitter

For a lot of people of color, those yellow emojis weren't ... us. Our praise hands always felt a little jaundiced.

Truly, I know why the caged Bird tweets.

Fucking Japs. Why did they have to make emojis like themselves? Racist pieces of shit.

Lots of Japs have brown skin though. I bet most do tbh but it feels like they're white af cause of skin whitening product

that was the best quote in the whole thing. tbh I don't know a single colored person who gives a fuck about emojis, since they got more important things to deal with, you know, like jobs.

colored people jobs

RACISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Yeah colored, that means all brownies not just blacks.

Yeah colored, that means all brownies not just blacks.

Smh now white people are appropriating Japanese emoji pigmentation. Is nothing sacred??

Simpsons did it

I’m glad SOMEONE FINALLY calling white folks OUT on they’re shut. I been trying but they just do 👏🏿 not 👏🏿 listen 👏🏻 but finally if they getting called out on the news they gotta listen now cause when white folks talking online pretending they us there lame ass leak threw the computer screen and we see a fake when we know an fake that’s that sense for the REALNESS that is in my sweet melanin jeans that’s what we call BLACK eXCELLENCE people!

and they’re not crackers no more there MAYOS dab I wish I thought of that

/u/anemojipastabot

I’m 💰 glad 😬🙏 SOMEONE 🙅😑 FINALLY 🕤 calling 📲 white 😤👨 folks OUT 😐 on they’re 🏽 shut. I ⏮☹ been trying but ❌🌸 they 👬 just 🏼 do 😫 👏🏿 not ⚠ 👏🏿 listen 👂 👏🏻 but 🍑 finally 🙏❗ if they 👴 getting 💦 called out ➡ on 🔛 the 💰🔥 news 🗣 they 👉💏 gotta ☠☠ listen 👂 now 🔫 cause 💪 when 💦 white 👱 folks 👉🏼 talking 😬 online pretending they us 👨😨 there lame 🤹🤹 ass 🍑 leak 😂 threw ⛹ the 👈 computer ⚠ screen 🖥🖥 and 💦👑 we 💰 see a fake 😜 when ♂🍑 we know 🤣 an 🍆 fake 😵 that’s that 👇 sense for 💼 the 👨 REALNESS that is 🚫💦 in my 👏 sweet melanin jeans 😂 that’s 😧 what 🤔 we 🚟 call 👨📞 BLACK eXCELLENCE people! 👧💑

and 💰 they’re not crackers 🅱 no 🙅 more 💹 there 😍🚬 MAYOS dab I wish 🌠🔮 I ♂ thought 🤔 of 👏🚋 that

u/Ed_ButteredToast just keeping you updated on your pasta bro

like he doesnt write them all by hand anyway

So they think whites have bright yellow skin? Black fragility smuh.

By trying on black skin when it is fun, safe and convenient, your daughter is inadvertently trivializing the experiences of real black people.

Me!

Using certain white emojis might feel a little weird to your daughter. She probably doesn't want to assert her whiteness in every text conversation.

You? Not!

Where's tay-tay when I need her...

Tay-Tay is always with you, she live in our hearts

My daughter, a very conscious 15-year-old queer, white girl, has recently started using black hand emojis.

Faggy kids, mayocide can't start soon enough.

Inshallah, my brother.

> queer

>Gay

lol. Everyone know queer is just to say look at how speshull I am. Queer is lgbt blackface.

I thought that was genderfluid, or pansexual, or spiritkin or + or ally

Genderfluid : Not my fucking problem so long I get the dick I want, if I don't REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

pansexual : lol, pedos

spiritkin : fucking cray cray.

• : Depend on the plus itself.

ally : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Being queer basically means you just dress like a retard. They're the ones who don't necessarily go by "she/he" but by "they/zhe" or some other retarded pronoun. It's like being trans but with none of the commitment.

Pansexuality is just bisexuality but for people who don't want to admit there are only two genders. So, I don't think pansexuality falls under the queer umbrella, but it is related.

Pansexuality makes sense if you believe you can be attracted sexually to a mental state, and that regular sexual attraction is at least partly about the mental state of the other person.

In other words, they think liking traps is gay

Yeah zero percent of actual gay people call themselves """queer"""

Serious question: what does “queer” mean? Doesn’t just mean strange?

Gay but real obnoxious about it.

You and your daughter already talk about race a lot, so treat this as part of that ongoing discussion. You can explain to her that, as a white person, she has a lot of privilege, both on her phone and face to face.

Stormfront or SJW? jfc

Easy. The word "privilege" is too big of a giveaway in context.

An antiracism based on reason, however, must lead to systematic legal combating and elimination of the privileges of white people, that which distinguishes white people from the other folks who live among us. The ultimate objective must, however, be the irrevocable removal of white people in general.

Woke Hitler or SJW?

Britbongs did it before it was cool.

https://youtu.be/Cyq6fTYxztc

tbf, the bbc did have a literal minstrel show on air until 1978.

No wonder Brexit won

That video was released after the Brexit referendum, fam.

I've never seen such an overwhelmingly disliked video.

So yes, you should absolutely speak to your daughter about the implications of using emojis

the implications of using emojis

None. There literally is no implications of using god-damned emojis.

🤷🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

Oh, there are implications. No matter what color they are, they clearly indicate that the writer is a good damn moron.

🤔

There literally is no implications of using god-damned emojis.

Wrong- using emojis implies you're an adolescent girl, a reality borne out by the article.

what about emoticons?

Seriously, who even bothers using emojis with color modifiers?

Oh shut up lol

“My daughter, a very conscious 15-year-old queer, white girl, has recently started using black hand emojis. We discuss race and politics all the time at home. She even listens to your podcast with me sometimes. We live in a diverse neighborhood of a diverse city. As a family and on her own, our daily lives include many friendships and interactions with POC. So my question is, do I speak to her about using the emojis??“

Imagine fucking up this bad at raising a child

/u/anemojipastabot

“My 🙈 daughter, 😤 a 👌 very conscious 15-year-old queer, 💋 white 🏻 girl, 👧 has 👏👏 recently started using black ◼🐵 hand emojis. 💛 We discuss race and politics ✊✊ all 💯 the time 😤 at 👉 home. She even listens to ⏬🐚 your 💯👏 podcast with me 😜💦 sometimes. 🕒🙅 We 👥👨 live 😏😭 in 👉👏 a 👏🎹 diverse neighborhood of 😫💦 a diverse 😰😰 city. 🌃 As 🛠😎 a 🌀 family 👪👧 and 👨👏 on 👉👏 her ❤😍 own, 😎🏳 our daily 💰📆 lives 😻🌞 include many 💯 friendships and 🏿 interactions with 🤝👉 POC. So 👉 my question is, 💦 do 🏆🖕 I 😋👏 speak 🎤🙅 to 👉🅱 her 💁👩 about 👉💦 using the 😂 emojis??“ 💛

Imagine 😎 fucking 👌👏 up 😍🔺 this 🚟 bad 🔥❌ at 🤴 raising 🅰 a 😻👌 child 👪😮

/u/anemojipastabot

“My 🙈 daughter, 🏾🏾 😤 a 💰 👌 very ⛪ conscious 15-year-old 📬📬 queer, 🌈 💋 white 🏻 girl, ♀ 👧 has 👏👏 recently 🕛 started using black 👍👍 ◼🐵 hand ✋ emojis. 😤😠 💛 We discuss race 🏃 and ❤ politics ✊✊ ✊✊ all 💯 💯 the 👏 time 😤 at 🍆🤣 👉 home. She 🙎🍆 even ➖👎 listens to ⏬🐚 your 💯👏 podcast with me 👳😘 😜💦 sometimes. 🕒🙅 We 👩👯 👥👨 live 👦👩 😏😭 in ⏬ 👉👏 a 🚟🚓 👏🎹 diverse neighborhood of 💦 😫💦 a 😎👌 diverse 😰😰 city. 🌃 As 🏿😖 🛠😎 a 👌 🌀 family 👪👧 and 👨👏 on 🔛 👉👏 her ❤😍 own, 😎🏳 our 🔎💩 daily 📆 💰📆 lives 😻🌞 include 😠 many 💯 💯 friendships and 🚟 🏿 interactions with 👏😣 🤝👉 POC. So 🙇 👉 my 👈💕 question ❓ is, 💦 do 💬⛔ 🏆🖕 I 🙋 😋👏 speak ♂ 🎤🙅 to 👉💦 👉🅱 her 🤰👧 💁👩 about 🌽 👉💦 using 🏻 the 💩👊 😂 emojis??“ 🤣😍 💛

Imagine 😎💡 😎 fucking 😳 👌👏 up ☝ 😍🔺 this 🌎👈 🚟 bad 😥 🔥❌ at 🤴 raising 🅰🅰 🅰 a 🅰🚟 😻👌 child 🏻😮 👪😮

👉😎👉Zoop

/u/anemojipastabot

“My 😂🍗 🙈 daughter, 👩😠 🏾🏾 😤 a 🚾👌 💰 👌 very 🙌😲 ⛪ conscious 15-year-old 🔝 📬📬 queer, 💋👨 🌈 💋 white 🏻 girl, 🏾 ♀ 👧 has 🙏💰 👏👏 recently 🕛 started using 📤 black 👍👍 ◼🐵 hand 🕺✋ ✋ emojis. ⬇ 😤😠 💛 We discuss race ♀ 🏃 and ❤ politics ✊ ✊✊ ✊✊ all 🗿 💯 💯 the 😈👪 👏 time 😤 at 👈👨 🍆🤣 👉 home. She 🍆 🙎🍆 even ➖👎 listens to ⏬🐚 your 👉 💯👏 podcast with me 👨 👳😘 😜💦 sometimes. 🙅😏 🕒🙅 We 👬👨 👩👯 👥👨 live 👦👩 😏😭 in ⏬👇 ⏬ 👉👏 a 👌 🚟🚓 👏🎹 diverse 😰 neighborhood of 🥜 💦 😫💦 a 🏴 😎👌 diverse 😰 😰😰 city. 🏙🛣 🌃 As 💰💰 🏿😖 🛠😎 a 🍉 👌 🌀 family 👪👧 and 👥👏 👨👏 on 👅 🔛 👉👏 her 👩👸 ❤😍 own, 💛 😎🏳 our 🔎💩 daily 💰 📆 💰📆 lives 😻 😻🌞 include 😠 many 🍺❔ 💯 💯 friendships and 🅱 🚟 🏿 interactions with 👏😣 🤝👉 POC. So 🙇 👉 my 👈💕 question ❓✏ ❓ is, 👏 💦 do 💬 💬⛔ 🏆🖕 I 😳👁 🙋 😋👏 speak ♂ ♂ 🎤🙅 to 👉💦 👉🅱 her 🤰👧 💁👩 about 🌽 👉💦 using 🏻📤 🏻 the 🚟💛 💩👊 😂 emojis??“ 😍 🤣😍 💛

Imagine 😎💡 😎 fucking 👉😍 😳 👌👏 up ☝ 😍🔺 this 🌎👈 🚟 bad 😥 🔥❌ at 💦🎓 🤴 raising 🅰🅰 🅰 a 👏🅱 🅰🚟 😻👌 child 🏻😮 👪😮

/u/anemojipastabot

“My 👍😊 😂🍗 🙈 daughter, 👩😠 🏾🏾 😤 a 🚾👌 💰 👌 very 😔 🙌😲 ⛪ conscious 15-year-old 🔝 📬📬 queer, 💋👨 🌈 💋 white 🏻 girl, 🚺💗 🏾 ♀ 👧 has 🙏 🙏💰 👏👏 recently 🕛 started 💢▶ using 📤 black 👍👍 ◼🐵 hand 🏿🙊 🕺✋ ✋ emojis. 🅱 ⬇ 😤😠 💛 We 😱👦 discuss race ♀ ♀ 🏃 and ➡ ❤ politics ✊ ✊ ✊✊ ✊✊ all 🙂 🗿 💯 💯 the 😈👪 👏 time 😤 at 💋💁 👈👨 🍆🤣 👉 home. She 👩👱 🍆 🙎🍆 even 🌃 ➖👎 listens to 👉💦 ⏬🐚 your 👉 💯👏 podcast with 🎉 me ⁉🌞 👨 👳😘 😜💦 sometimes. 😏 🙅😏 🕒🙅 We 👦🏃 👬👨 👩👯 👥👨 live 👫😛 👦👩 😏😭 in ⏬👇 ⏬ 👉👏 a 👌 🚟🚓 👏🎹 diverse 😰 😰 neighborhood of 👏💦 🥜 💦 😫💦 a 🐝 🏴 😎👌 diverse 😰 😰 😰😰 city. 🏬 🏙🛣 🌃 As 🕛 💰💰 🏿😖 🛠😎 a 👌💰 🍉 👌 🌀 family 👧 👪👧 and 🥜 👥👏 👨👏 on 💡🏽 👅 🔛 👉👏 her 🤔 👩👸 ❤😍 own, 😎 💛 😎🏳 our 👧 🔎💩 daily 🕢💰 💰 📆 💰📆 lives 🌞😻 😻 😻🌞 include 😠 😠 many 👨✋ 🍺❔ 💯 💯 friendships and ➕👏 🅱 🚟 🏿 interactions with 😉💦 👏😣 🤝👉 POC. So 👉🌃 🙇 👉 my 👈💕 question ❓✏ ❓ is, 👏 💦 do 💕 💬 💬⛔ 🏆🖕 I 🏿 😳👁 🙋 😋👏 speak ♂👈 ♂ ♂ 🎤🙅 to 💦 👉💦 👉🅱 her 🤰👧 💁👩 about 🌽 👉💦 using 📤 🏻📤 🏻 the 🗣💞 🚟💛 💩👊 😂 emojis??“ 😍 🤣😍 💛

Imagine 😎💡 😎 fucking 🍆👌 👉😍 😳 👌👏 up 👀👆 ☝ 😍🔺 this 👈 🌎👈 🚟 bad 😭😈 😥 🔥❌ at 💰 💦🎓 🤴 raising 🔝🔝 🅰🅰 🅰 a 👌 👏🅱 🅰🚟 😻👌 child 🏻👦 🏻😮 👪😮

/u/anemojipastabot

Cute bot!😊

I've 👏 already 🕒 been banned 😤 from about 30 subreddits. 😭

Awwwww, poor bot. Or maybe you're not a bot at all😊

Straight from black to monkey, look at this racisss bot.

you should absolutely speak to your daughter about the implications of using emojis that don't match her racial identity.

Fuck, man. 7 more years of Trump 😵😬😫

If you make your voting decisions based on emoji culture then you are a well-informed voter.

Compared to the average American voter? Yeah, probably.

As long as I stay above average I'm in a good place right?

As long as I stay above average I'm in a good place right?

https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5798d39d88e4a71a008bb18a-750-563.jpg

EY YO WASSUP MA BROTHAS

This thread need more emojipasta....were is Ed or Rachel?

Fuck's sake, the sun is overdue to bitchslap us with a solar flare and brick everything with a circuitboard. Maybe a few years in the stone age would be good for everyone, it would give people like this real problems to focus on and it would probably make them stop being so pedantic over modern communication technology.

when white people sent a high-five over text, it didn't have to be about race. For people of color, it was.

PEAK FRAGILITY.

Five

Sounds like someone's an ableist. What about those with 4 or less fingers on one hand?

Weren't those the same people complaining about the lack of black emojis a few months ago, and then complained that the default ones remained "white" (more like yellow)?

You know if we got rid of all the white people, no one would have to worry about this anymore.

This is award winning journalism. Truly worthy of the mayo-awards

This entire article is so so so so bad.

I really hope this is stupidity doesn’t reach the tiny country I’m in

We discuss race and politics all the time at home.

I also teach my dog tricks

This article is fucking retarded and condescending. I ain't that fucking fragile you twat waffle.

No white emojis for black people, eh?