Official /r/drama protest thread

22  2018-03-22 by CucksLoveTrump

As some of you may have heard by now, we can't post relationships threads here any more. Use this thread to post your grievances with the new policy, or to discuss why Young Sheldon is the best new comedy on TV. Also, here's the lyrics to the Big Bang theme song.

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait

The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool

Neanderthals developed tools

We built a wall (we built the pyramids)

Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries

That all started with the big bang! Hey!

Since the dawn of man is really not that long

As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song

A fraction of a second and the elements were made

The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate

They tried to leap but they were late

And they all died (they froze their asses off)

The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya

Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big bang!

17 comments

1  Dontfuqfatties 2018-03-22

I do not miss /r/relationships.

I just miss having comatose mods rather than rule making nazis.

1  XSCR 2018-03-22

agreed!

/u/spez when are you getting rid of the nazis? each day passes, more blood is drawn, and you STILL do nothing!

1  v_is_one_person 2018-03-22

imo the mods had little choice. Also the sub has been mostly shitty for a year at least. Also I suck ass, kill me.

The mods had little choice.

1  Dontfuqfatties 2018-03-22

Don’t like it here?

Go to /r/gaybros. They need fresh bussy

1  v_is_one_person 2018-03-22

I’m banned there.

1  Wordshark 2018-03-22

How?

1  v_is_one_person 2018-03-22

For homophobia and hate speech.

1  incineratechicken 2018-03-22

Okay, but if this is like all the other new rules everyone’s just going to ignore it anyway. The mods can ban you for plausible deniability with the admins, but it’s not like Reddit accounts are hard to make.

1  LSU_Coonass 2018-03-22

Imagine unironically caring about this shit

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-22

Young Sheldon is a masterpiece and one of the highlights of primetime television

1  whoopsforgotemail 2018-03-22

not thinking young sheldon stands at the pinnacle of all human creations

shit taste

1  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-22

I will miss reading about the exploits of Becky and Tyrone.

1  JewsonCresnova 2018-03-22

Kill the mods

1  GoyaFrijoles 2018-03-22

I'm far more offended they banned r/gundeals so people could afford a reasonably priced means of killing themselves.

1  DannyLee90 2018-03-22

They even banned /r/airsoftmarket, lmao.

1  POST_BUSSY 2018-03-22

Tbh most of the shit that gets crossposted from r/relationships were obviously fake. It was boring.

1  Norci 2018-03-22

Context?