Evil Fascist Tyrant Blurnald Blurmpff stood at the office window on the highest floor of his Dark Tower. As he gazed down at the street below, a look of satisfaction spread across his swine-like face, his tiny hands clawing maniacially, gleefully at the Jew-skin coat draping his bloated form. "Those fools!" he cackled, drawing forth from his pocket a twisted bone pipe, fashioned from the remains of his murdered archenemy, Hillary the Virtuous. "They trusted me! They gave all this to me!" His cackling grew louder, more shrill and hysterical, as he spastically waved the pipe at the window, drawing an arc across the entire vista of New York - and America - which now belonged to him. "They'll regret the day they ever trusted Blurnald Blurmpff! Wait'll they see what I'm gonna do with those shifty Mexicans!" A smug, hideous grin creased his cracked, purplish lips as he stuffed the pipe into his mouth, lighting it up to take a long, deep puff of powdered heroin. It was then, though, that his piggish, bloodshot eyes spotted something going on down on the street below. What was that? He leaned closer to the glass, squinting- and, as it came into focus, his blood ran cold. For down on the cold, hard streets of New York beneath his Tower, a family stood... a brave family, clearly members of the underground Resistance, courageously signalling their displeasure with Blurmpff's malevolence by giving he and his tower the finger! "No!" screamed Blurmpff, the pipe tumbling from his lips and scattering ash across his deep-pile rug. "No!" Fearfully, panic coursing through his cholesterol-clogged veins, he backed away from the window. "They've foiled my evil plans yet again! Damn them! Damn them all to hell!" Wide-eyed, almost delirious with terror, Blurmpff scooped up several tubs of ice cream from his desk and trotted as fast as his stubby legs could take him out of his office and up to the roof's helipad. As he started up his customised SS-black chopper and began to speed away through the neon-lit skies, Blurmpff gazed down at the city, a scowl twisting his already hideous features into a gross, distorted caricature. "Curse you, Resistance!" he howled at the figures on the street below, who were now bravely giving the finger to his fleeing helicopter. "You may have won this round, but I'll be back! NOBODY gets the best of Blurnald Blurmpff!"
Dried pasta will last for 1-2 years beyond a "best by" date, whereas fresh pasta will last for 4-5 days beyond a "best by" date. The shelf life of pasta depends on a variety of factors, such as the best by date, the preparation method and how it was stored.
No you silly hebe, real americanstm who do the factory work, work in middle America, white christian rural folk. Unlike you dirty (((bankers))) and (((trader))) city folk who's hands are soft and have never picked up anything heavier than a pencil.
36 comments
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-22
It’s not Daddy’s fault the markets don’t see the genius of a trade war with Europe.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
And China
1 ineedmorealts 2018-03-22
And Canada
1 somegurk 2018-03-22
Didn't you hear the news, trade war with europe is off.
1 snallygaster 2018-03-22
I am sorry for your lots.
1 xKillerDreag 2018-03-22
I LOST A FUCKING GRAND TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-22
Buy low, sell high faggot.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
You have been banned from r/wsb
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-03-22
Lol the poors
1 AnnoysTheSoyboys 2018-03-22
If that's a swamp, you really are a lizard.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
lizard person
1 Dontfuqfatties 2018-03-22
Send help. I had FB stock.
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-22
The 5 day chart on that is hilarious.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
I bought 1 FB $245 Call 5/18 for 3¢ today. So you got that goin' for ya.
1 snallygaster 2018-03-22
Is the situation seriously that bad?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
No the market has no long-term memory. Probably similar to this: https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/EFX/
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-22
With the Bolton appointment its time to go all in on Sturm,Ruger and Smith & Wesson stocks.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
I hadn't seen the news yet when I read this and thought this was a joke 😝
1 imnotagayboy 2018-03-22
Evil Fascist Tyrant Blurnald Blurmpff stood at the office window on the highest floor of his Dark Tower. As he gazed down at the street below, a look of satisfaction spread across his swine-like face, his tiny hands clawing maniacially, gleefully at the Jew-skin coat draping his bloated form. "Those fools!" he cackled, drawing forth from his pocket a twisted bone pipe, fashioned from the remains of his murdered archenemy, Hillary the Virtuous. "They trusted me! They gave all this to me!" His cackling grew louder, more shrill and hysterical, as he spastically waved the pipe at the window, drawing an arc across the entire vista of New York - and America - which now belonged to him. "They'll regret the day they ever trusted Blurnald Blurmpff! Wait'll they see what I'm gonna do with those shifty Mexicans!" A smug, hideous grin creased his cracked, purplish lips as he stuffed the pipe into his mouth, lighting it up to take a long, deep puff of powdered heroin. It was then, though, that his piggish, bloodshot eyes spotted something going on down on the street below. What was that? He leaned closer to the glass, squinting- and, as it came into focus, his blood ran cold. For down on the cold, hard streets of New York beneath his Tower, a family stood... a brave family, clearly members of the underground Resistance, courageously signalling their displeasure with Blurmpff's malevolence by giving he and his tower the finger! "No!" screamed Blurmpff, the pipe tumbling from his lips and scattering ash across his deep-pile rug. "No!" Fearfully, panic coursing through his cholesterol-clogged veins, he backed away from the window. "They've foiled my evil plans yet again! Damn them! Damn them all to hell!" Wide-eyed, almost delirious with terror, Blurmpff scooped up several tubs of ice cream from his desk and trotted as fast as his stubby legs could take him out of his office and up to the roof's helipad. As he started up his customised SS-black chopper and began to speed away through the neon-lit skies, Blurmpff gazed down at the city, a scowl twisting his already hideous features into a gross, distorted caricature. "Curse you, Resistance!" he howled at the figures on the street below, who were now bravely giving the finger to his fleeing helicopter. "You may have won this round, but I'll be back! NOBODY gets the best of Blurnald Blurmpff!"
1 kippot 2018-03-22
Is this fresh?
1 imnotagayboy 2018-03-22
Dried pasta will last for 1-2 years beyond a "best by" date, whereas fresh pasta will last for 4-5 days beyond a "best by" date. The shelf life of pasta depends on a variety of factors, such as the best by date, the preparation method and how it was stored.
1 kippot 2018-03-22
I see you are a man of the culinary arts, like myself
1 froibo 2018-03-22
My God damn money!
1 throwawayact69 2018-03-22
Of course a jew would quote the stock market. Frankly I'm glad daddy is sticking it to the (((bankers)))
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
Sounds like commie talk tbh
1 throwawayact69 2018-03-22
It's just that use real americanstm do the REAL work in this country
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
You mean latinxs?
1 throwawayact69 2018-03-22
No you silly hebe, real americanstm who do the factory work, work in middle America, white christian rural folk. Unlike you dirty (((bankers))) and (((trader))) city folk who's hands are soft and have never picked up anything heavier than a pencil.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
Right. The Hispanics
1 throwawayact69 2018-03-22
I thought jews were supposed to be well educated, well, your reading comprehension proves the exception.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
I'm only well educated by /r/Drama standards
1 westofthetracks 2018-03-22
youre not fooling anyone, we know whos really behind (((bolshevism)))
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
BOLSHEVIKS WERE A FALSE FLAG
INFOWARS.COM
1 throwawayact69 2018-03-22
Are soygoy's the real incels?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-22
This has been forever
1 ThunderCock_Chad 2018-03-22
But daddy says we're winning and going to make American steel great again. $X was down 11% today. So much winning 👌🤘🤙
But for real though, whoever bought $X puts probably made some good money today.
1 cuteman 2018-03-22
How much of it was Facebook, Google and the other members of the military intelligence complex dropping from revelations of their shady practices?