The stuff that soaks your undies after you cum is not pee, the stuff that gushes out in porno films/by women who have seen these films and immitate it is. However a lot of this is to do with a urination fetish and some women getting off on pretending they can't help it.
Some of it comes from the skene's gland, located at the end of the urethra (not the bladder) and some comes from the vagina (that's the blood plasma with no red blood cells in it, which is actually what natural lubrication is).
those aren't real women, but post op trannies. it's a deep conspiracy, look it up on youtube. also most female celebs are trannies, like gal gadot, 0 hips, no tits, man jaw. most porn stars look like little boys with no hips, they are trans.
back in the 90s they were women, now the jewish agenda have you all jerking off to post op trannies and you don't even know it.
Let me warn you: it's gonna get wet and juicy today. Yet there is nothing to fear. On the contrary female ejaculation is an incredibly empowering feeling. Sometimes it is referred to as squirting or gushing. In tantra it is referred to as kalas, which indicate the esoteric nature of this phenomena and its connection with the cycles and the moon. My favorite one is a beautiful word for it amrita, which means "divine nectar." Are you getting the feel of it? Mmm...
It's SO not pee. Here's a study that proves it: first of all, the smell is different. Female ejaculation smells wonderfully. It tastes really good too. The amounts of the liquid vary from woman to woman and from day to day. I know from my own experience - sometimes I will trickle a few drops, and other times the amount can be significant. These large amounts are truly amazing. And doctors won't give you an explanation to why it happens. Medicine accepts that some liquid can come from the Skene's gland, that's what female ejaculation is for them. But the abundant fluids cannot be explained by conventional medicine.
Here's a hint: female ejaculation is a MYSTICAL experience. It is directly related with your connection with the cycles of the Moon. If you pay attention you will notice that on some days of the month squirting is easier than on others. Tantra says that the ability to produce kalas is a woman's step into paranormal powers. It is the physical manifestation of sexual energy. How cool is that? AND YOU CAN DO THAT TOO.
The liquid is very precious. It has lots of healing properties, the results of which I have witnessed many times. Tantric people try not to waste a drop of it; they will drink it and rub it on the skin. It feels and tastes beautifully.
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a pervert who studies female ejaculation, I am telling you, specifically, in fetishes, no one calls ejaculation pee. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "pee family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of urea, which includes things from wee to whiz to piss.
So your reasoning for calling squirting pee is because random people "call the yellow stuff pee?" Let's get lemonade and Mellow Yellow in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone kinky or a watersports enthusiast? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A watersports-lover is a kinkster and a member of the BDSM family. But that's not what you said. You said squirting is pee, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fetish family watersports, which means you'd call blumpkins, clop-porn, and other kinks watersports, too. Which you said you don't.
1) See below.
2) Of course not, I'm talking about composition though.
Just like seminal fluid or vaginal discharge is pretty close to boogers but people are fine swallowing them. Human bodies are gross and it's best to just open your mouth and not think about it.
I had a pal in uni who genuinely believed that piss was stored in men's balls until we told her the truth on her 21st birthday. Apparently she giggled with friends through all of her sex ed classes.
112 comments
1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-23
Pee is stored in the balls (ovaries)
Oh my god why and I still alive?
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-23
I was just starting college in 1996.
Had my first Usenet account in 1992.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-23
I was about three years ahead of you for college. Our time is up I’m afraid. Time to wander into the wilderness at let nature take it’s course.
1 trapochaphouse 2018-03-23
No way. 40 is the new 20.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-23
Close enough. Dr Kevorkian....’s successor, take me away!
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-03-23
get the fuck out you old pieces of shit. Seriously, /r/drama is for late teens and early 20's
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-23
Son, I'll be the grandfather figure you never had
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-23
I'll get the lube.
1 Eskain 2018-03-23
Molest me grand daddy <3
1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-23
Ouch!
1 SombreroEnTuBoca 2018-03-23
I started college in 1985. Suck my grey haired, yet very feminine, ballsack.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-23
Good, I'm planning to move to SE Asia in the next few months. I'm tired of this fucking snow.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-23
I like your plan better.
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-03-23
When this forum post began I hadn't been born yet, but I was born midway through.
1 Let_you_down 2018-03-23
I was just starting grade school in 96.
1 KingWayneX 2018-03-23
Im not the oldest dramatard!!
1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-23
lol
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-23
Not by a long shot young buck
1 ladyhaly 2018-03-23
Oh God... facepalm
1 OnicoBoy94 2018-03-23
you're on fire
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-23
no u
1 OnicoBoy94 2018-03-23
Thank
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-03-23
Yes, its urine.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-03-23
Sad, smh
1 snallygaster 2018-03-23
pee
1 subpoutine 2018-03-23
oh look, a frigid woman who’s upset she can’t
piss herselfachieve the ultimate orgasm1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-23
Your mom orgasmed when you came out of her vagina. The slut!! 😤😤😤
1 subpoutine 2018-03-23
Right?! Rumor has it that Whore even had an anal orgasm all over the bed.
1 celocanth13 2018-03-23
ew
1 subpoutine 2018-03-23
pls don’t birth shame homo sapiens
1 pepperouchau 2018-03-23
Dude piss lmao
1 Chicup 2018-03-23
It's obviously pee and this conversation gets old but is never ending.
1 FreakyStories 2018-03-23
The stuff that soaks your undies after you cum is not pee, the stuff that gushes out in porno films/by women who have seen these films and immitate it is. However a lot of this is to do with a urination fetish and some women getting off on pretending they can't help it.
1 Chicup 2018-03-23
No one talking about squirting is ever talking about normal female turned on wetness but orgasm incontinence.
1 FreakyStories 2018-03-23
I'm talking about normal female ejaculate that comes from orgasm.
1 Chicup 2018-03-23
Where does it come from anatomically?
1 FreakyStories 2018-03-23
Some of it comes from the skene's gland, located at the end of the urethra (not the bladder) and some comes from the vagina (that's the blood plasma with no red blood cells in it, which is actually what natural lubrication is).
1 Chicup 2018-03-23
Yea that's what I figured and that's just sloppy wetness not a real ejaculate.
1 FreakyStories 2018-03-23
No it is ejaculate, there is white stuff in it only after orgasm
1 Chicup 2018-03-23
Lol, no. If there is "white stuff" and its no my wife stuff its basically froth from all that hard loving.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-23
The white "stuff" is froth, ie air bubbles.
1 youtocin 2018-03-23
Are you seriously trying to imply women ejaculate semen? lmao.
1 KT-47 2018-03-23
this comment is transphobic
1 shallowm 2018-03-23
🤤
1 SombreroEnTuBoca 2018-03-23
The butt.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-03-23
umm, women don't "ejaculate" you retard.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-03-23
I swear to God everytime I think /r/Tendies is the most fucked place on Reddit you tards have to one up them.
1 moondoggy101 2018-03-23
how do you find something like this. I was like 3 when this happened
1 OniTan 2018-03-23
Do you piss when you cum?
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-23
Back in the 90's we still hadn't seen a fully nude woman yet, ergo we still had some things to discover.
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-03-23
I still haven’t. 🤔
1 ladyhaly 2018-03-23
You don't watch porn?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-03-23
those aren't real women, but post op trannies. it's a deep conspiracy, look it up on youtube. also most female celebs are trannies, like gal gadot, 0 hips, no tits, man jaw. most porn stars look like little boys with no hips, they are trans.
back in the 90s they were women, now the jewish agenda have you all jerking off to post op trannies and you don't even know it.
1 KT-47 2018-03-23
I want to believe this post wasnt ironic
1 TransexualWiener 2018-03-23
i'm LARPing but there is a sub on reddit that believes this, and youtube videos where everyone in the comments believes it, it's a real theory.
1 Avakar 2018-03-23
What sub believes that? I like reading crazy people from time to time.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-03-23
i cant' remember the sub, there was a drama post about something that linked to it and that is where i read all that shit.
something like transpiracy maybe?
1 r_fluffypants 2018-03-23
You don't like tranny's? You don't wanna suck some tranny lolly?
1 c3534l 2018-03-23
I'd have gone with "lost in the folds" myself.
1 Sc0ttyDoesntKn0w 2018-03-23
It just takes so long to download the bottom half of the picture on a dial up modem. We’ll be long finished before we even get there.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-23
This guy modulates and demodulates.
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-03-23
Yeah, I never made it past the navel on one of those old screech-boxes, probably why I turned into a degenerate.
1 Plexipus 2018-03-23
Well it took like five minutes for a 200 kb JPEG to load and then you got a phone call right as you were getting to the good bits.
1 Rodomite 2018-03-23
I was only looking at real estate information
1 casualrocket 2018-03-23
This BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-23
So do you.
1 Neronoah 2018-03-23
Some things don't change
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-03-23
Let me warn you: it's gonna get wet and juicy today. Yet there is nothing to fear. On the contrary female ejaculation is an incredibly empowering feeling. Sometimes it is referred to as squirting or gushing. In tantra it is referred to as kalas, which indicate the esoteric nature of this phenomena and its connection with the cycles and the moon. My favorite one is a beautiful word for it amrita, which means "divine nectar." Are you getting the feel of it? Mmm...
It's SO not pee. Here's a study that proves it: first of all, the smell is different. Female ejaculation smells wonderfully. It tastes really good too. The amounts of the liquid vary from woman to woman and from day to day. I know from my own experience - sometimes I will trickle a few drops, and other times the amount can be significant. These large amounts are truly amazing. And doctors won't give you an explanation to why it happens. Medicine accepts that some liquid can come from the Skene's gland, that's what female ejaculation is for them. But the abundant fluids cannot be explained by conventional medicine.
Here's a hint: female ejaculation is a MYSTICAL experience. It is directly related with your connection with the cycles of the Moon. If you pay attention you will notice that on some days of the month squirting is easier than on others. Tantra says that the ability to produce kalas is a woman's step into paranormal powers. It is the physical manifestation of sexual energy. How cool is that? AND YOU CAN DO THAT TOO.
The liquid is very precious. It has lots of healing properties, the results of which I have witnessed many times. Tantric people try not to waste a drop of it; they will drink it and rub it on the skin. It feels and tastes beautifully.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-23
why are people like this
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-03-23
Here's the thing. You said "squirting is pee."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a pervert who studies female ejaculation, I am telling you, specifically, in fetishes, no one calls ejaculation pee. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "pee family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of urea, which includes things from wee to whiz to piss.
So your reasoning for calling squirting pee is because random people "call the yellow stuff pee?" Let's get lemonade and Mellow Yellow in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone kinky or a watersports enthusiast? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A watersports-lover is a kinkster and a member of the BDSM family. But that's not what you said. You said squirting is pee, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fetish family watersports, which means you'd call blumpkins, clop-porn, and other kinks watersports, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
1 Chicup 2018-03-23
It's piss. Nice pasta.
1 The_Schwy 2018-03-23
Doesn't it come from there bladder?
1 Bucklar 2018-03-23
Yup.
And it's chemically identical to pee...
1 CuriousKrow 2018-03-23
Sweat is chemically identical to pee as well. Athletes aren't covered in piss after hours of playing are they?
This would technically turn any sport into a watersport.
1 youtocin 2018-03-23
How exactly is sweat chemically identical to pee?
Oh wait, it's not.
1 CuriousKrow 2018-03-23
Sweat contains water, as well as trace amounts of minerals, lactic acid, and urea. Guess what's in your piss?
Also if you have a UTI one of the ways to tell is finding lactic acid in your urine.
1 youtocin 2018-03-23
Concentrations matter, they may share SOME chemicals in different concentrations, but the chemical composition is most certainly NOT the same.
1 HueyCrashTestPilot 2018-03-23
TLDR; In some women who squirt it is 100% piss. In others it is mostly piss but with a small amount of PSA.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-03-23
kidneys filter out many more things that what sweat does. you're really dumb and probably never took an anatomy class.
1 Bucklar 2018-03-23
1) Is it really, though?
2) Does sweat come from the bladder?
1 CuriousKrow 2018-03-23
1) See below. 2) Of course not, I'm talking about composition though.
Just like seminal fluid or vaginal discharge is pretty close to boogers but people are fine swallowing them. Human bodies are gross and it's best to just open your mouth and not think about it.
1 Bucklar 2018-03-23
1) Nah.
2) Well I wasn't.
I don't think it's icky. Have your fun; I sure do.
1 keys_to_the_v_door 2018-03-23
pee comes from the balls, sweat comes from lots of little balls
1 TransexualWiener 2018-03-23
sweat isn't chemically identical to pee. god i hope you're trolling.
1 CuriousKrow 2018-03-23
Mostly, it's /r/drama after all.
1 _Sitty_Shoonerism_ 2018-03-23
So you're saying when I sweat it's really a bunch of tiny penises under my skin that pee out through sweat pores?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-23
Yes, but pee is stored in the balls, which in a lady is the ovaries
1 therapistofpenisland 2018-03-23
Just because they don't call it piss doesn't make it piss. It's cool, you're into watersports, no one cares, just don't pretend it isn't pee.
1 why_oh_why36 2018-03-23
/u/urinidan is that you?
1 FreakyStories 2018-03-23
Werid how all of these people must be old by now.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-23
Can confirm, am 42.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-23
Same. Look upon us and despair Freaky.
1 ztoundas 2018-03-23
ITT: more arguing over whether it's pee or not.
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2018-03-23
It's not. It's urine
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-23
Spoiler: it's pee
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-23
all ejaculate is mostly pee
1 InOranAsElsewhere 2018-03-23
Wow, look at all the progress we’ve made.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-03-23
this requires an expert taste tester.
/u/notch
1 kris_1313 2018-03-23
Great Debate of smut connoisseurs:
IS SQUIRT PISS?*
1 bigclams 2018-03-23
Pee is stored in the clit
1 snallygaster 2018-03-23
I had a pal in uni who genuinely believed that piss was stored in men's balls until we told her the truth on her 21st birthday. Apparently she giggled with friends through all of her sex ed classes.
1 plurpnslurp 2018-03-23
What "truth"?
1 Pepperglue 2018-03-23
That's even giggling through biology classes.
1 snallygaster 2018-03-23
yeah, idk what was up with that. She was a great student with a stellar pedigree too. Just a massive ditz.
1 ladyhaly 2018-03-23
It is now 2018. Why are we raising things back from the dead?
1 snallygaster 2018-03-23
I'm a necromancer.
1 Ohpiekang 2018-03-23
It's glue.
1 4354523031343932 2018-03-23
It's no penthouse forum but you came through!
1 snallygaster 2018-03-23
I tried!
1 MG87 2018-03-23
My man!
1 Birthing_a_Turd 2018-03-23
Lmao it's urine.
1 MG87 2018-03-23
I am glad to have inspired Snally's latest throwback post
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-03-23
You cannot have an ejaculation without an orgasm, and my broad personal experience has taught me that the female orgasm is a liberal feminazi myth.
The simple answer is that female ejaculate is not pee pee because female ejaculation is not possible.
CHECKMATE, ATHIESTS
1 storejet 2018-03-23
Wut? There was Internet in 1996?
1 snallygaster 2018-03-23
m8...
1 r_fluffypants 2018-03-23
Who cares? Either way it's fucking hot. Kudos to the women who can do it.