SERIOUS ADVICE NEEDED. PLEASE NO JOKES OR JUDGE.

About 6 weeks ago, I pulled into a parking spot at my local grocery store after work. I was digging on the radio and decided to take a few minutes to finish out the current song and check my email.

I'm absorbed in these tasks and end up sitting for several minutes when I hear a knock on my car window. A reflective-vested employee is there. I panic and yell "WHAT?!?" without rolling down the window. He says something which I can't hear. Instead of rolling down the window like a normal person, I open the door kind of hitting him in the process. "WHAT?!". He asks me if I'm OK and I realize he, like many cart wranglers at large grocery chains, is a socially acceptable word for retarded.

"I'm fine! Just listening to some music!"

"...oh ok...you like music? I like music. I like this song. You like this song?"

"Yeah, I like this song too."

The song was Rihanna's Diamonds. Now, every time I go to the store and see him (which is somehow EVERY FUCKING TIME), he bellows "SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND!!! Ha ha!! You like that song, right?? at me. It's happened 3.5 times so far. The 0.5 was when I pulled in, saw him in the parking lot gathering carts, and drove right out - a $45 GrubHub dinner was better than that 5 second excruciating experience.

I refuse to go to the Whole Foods a block away. What do I do? I can't afford this lifestyle. Please help.