/r/dogfree orders Chinese takeout for dinner

74  2018-03-24 by CultOfCuck

57 comments

China is our only recourse. Imagine devouring 10 000 dogs in a yearly festival? We have to move there. [+23]

I lived in China for a couple of years and ate dog on numerous occasions. It's delicious. Other than seeing-eye-dogs, it's the only useful purpose they serve to human beings. [14]

Comedy gold.

I assume they killed all the dog breeders in China around the time they killed all the landlords.

What a bizarre thing to hate that much lmao

I personally think we should start cooking and eating the people at r/dogfree. it's the only useful purpose they serve to human beings.

Papua New Guinea is our only recourse. Imagine devouring 10,000 /r/dogfree users in a yearly festival? We have to move there.

Remember to torture them to death in ways that would make a Cenobite vomit. It makes the meat taste better.

...prions.

This is how we will conduct the mayocide.

hating pitbulls is something I can get behind

I hear that if you hate them, the meat tastes better.

Other way around. If you hate them, your meat tastes better to them.

You spell pug pretty queerly friendo

Pretty sure if they were rationally capable Pugs would hate themselves

Agreed

Did you know that pitbulls account for 61% of all fatal dog attacks despite making up 5% of the dog population?

You have to take into consideration the socio economic circumstances many pibbles grow up in. Many of them are born into families of dog fighters. Itโ€™s not a genetic thing. The FBI crime statistics on pibbles are breedist!

The doggo of Peace

Just like Muslims! P

BUT MUH NANNY DOG!

Fuck pit bull owners. Most white trash dog in existence.

You've never seen those awful mini-pits they breed.

INSHALLAH BEHEAD THOSE WHO DEFEND PIBBLES!!

What else are we supposed to do with this country's overabundance of the North American Toddler Mauler?

Love them forever.

WTF is wrong with these people I get not liking dogs, but what they talk about is practically disgusting. Bet these are the kinds of dipshits that feed dogs poisoned treats.

Dogs are the chads of the animal kingdom.

virgindoggovschadcat.jpg

Is "insects" purposefully misspelled so it looks like "incels"?

No clue.

lmao how can people get this butt flustered at a pet

I think they have a phobia about dogs, even the little yappy ones, but can't admit it without losing what little respect people they know irl have for them.

Pretty much, had a phobia when I was a little kid, grew out of it, and that whole thread was basically my thought process. How the fuck are these people adults? How the fuck is most of Reddit adults?

Well, in this particular case, itโ€™s because a pit bull ripped off a kidโ€™s face and somehow became a hero, I guess.

Imagine wanting to live in a racist police-state with a developing economy and little democratic freedom just to spite dogs that are too dumb to know you are spiting them

/r/dogfree users should be committed to mental institutions

Mental institutions with therapy pets that is.

Therapy pitbulls

Well they said Japan but I doubt Japanese eat dogs, large economy and all.

South Koreans do as well. Maybe practicing for the inevitable nuclear apocalypse they'll have.

China is really the only civilized country remaining that eats dogs. In South Korea its considered in poor taste to eat dog meat, Japan wasn't too fond of it to begin with

China is a civilised country

Cats>Dogs.

Donkeys>Cats

The fact that you like horse dick don't make donkey better than the master race, cats.

Anything>Cats

Is /r/CatFree a thing?

cows > pigs > humans > fish > chicken > lizards > cats > dogs > rodents

Keep yourself safe for your shit tastes, fam.

People > animals > /r/drama posters

lol hindus

Cats are tastier than dogs, yes. ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ–

eh

"This is a happy day for the dog and a sad day for our office," Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said. "This is also a sad day for the child. There are two victims in this situation."

Arpaio said he considered Mickey (the dog) a victim but declined to elaborate.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2015/05/27/mickey-the-dog-released-from-arpaios-shelter/28023481/?from=new-cookie

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John Schill, the lawyer who represented the dog in court, said it was diagnosed with skin cancer and skin infections, which require constant treatment.

Jesus Christ. If you think this dog is a victim, let the mother fucker die. This is just needlessly cruel. I'm sure this is exactly why the dog attacked out of nowhere.

Seriously, /r/dogfree are tards, but that dog needs to be put down

John Schill, the lawyer who represented the dog in court

Imagine going to law school for this

John shill

W O K E

Arpaio was just pardoning the dog, fam.

Nice. Any advice for living and working there? I need to escape the West for a bit, saving up to move to Asia, probably to teach English since I'm an unskilled pleb haha. I'm on the fence between Japan, China, Thailand, and Mongolia.

We can get some crossover from AznIdentity too.

God pitbulls are so fucking ugly

fuck you for making me look at that picture again

Other than seeing-eye-dogs, it's the only useful purpose they serve to human beings.

Imagine being this retarded

Damn sounds like his mom should have stayed in Mexico where they have universal healthcare.

/u/_m_a_t_r_i_x_ you realize the Chinese breed even more dogs so they can eat them , right, and stray dogs run loose on the street there.

Since this is r/drama, do you guys actually not care about r/dogfree and are just being dramatic, or is this genuine hatred?