*Blocks your path*

2  2018-03-25 by DistortedLines

20 comments

1  CultOfCuck 2018-03-25

She can 'block my path' any day, if you know what I mean.

1  DistortedLines 2018-03-25

Stick a dildo up your butt? Sounding? Not sure tbh but hey I would be fine with either from her tbhq

1  CultOfCuck 2018-03-25

Hello TayTay, my old friend

I've come to block paths with you again

Because a creeper softly creeping

Left his "seed" while I was sleeping

And the creepiness that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Now I'm into sounding.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-25

😍😍😍👌👌👌

1  DistortedLines 2018-03-25

Im glad people like you exist that appreciate taytay as much as I do

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-25

سُبْحَانَ اللّهُ

1  DistortedLines 2018-03-25

امين، سبحان تاي تاي!

1  ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-03-25

It's painfully obvious that you are ed

1  DistortedLines 2018-03-25

I'm not ed lol

1  ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-03-25

That's exactly what Ed would say

1  Redactor0 2018-03-25

What's up with her neck? Why is it segmented? Does she have worm DNA too?

1  DistortedLines 2018-03-25

Nothing is up with her neck go away

1  Redactor0 2018-03-25

She's like the snakemen from the original X-Com. Is she the product of alien manipulation of human DNA?

1  DistortedLines 2018-03-25

Maybe they genetically made her perfect

1  LemonScore 2018-03-25

That's where they removed his adam's apple.

1  worshipsatanNOW 2018-03-25

No thanks. I like thick booty black chicks. Not skinny white hoes who look like men with lipstick 💄

1  DistortedLines 2018-03-25

who look like men with lipstick 💄

But that's the best type of women

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-03-25

u/DistortedLines with another slam dunk!

1  LightUmbra 2018-03-25

Vomit profusely.

1  holy_black_on_a_popo 2018-03-25

salutes

1  MayorOfPieTown 2018-03-25

Man I would love to go to town on her pooper.