Local lolcow /u/eva_hung_unit is temp banned again, thread nuked by (((mods)))

72  2018-03-25 by scrivenontheedge

111 comments

kill all mods

https://i.imgur.com/KUSTqhP.png

glorious meltdowns!! praise Allah!!

shame he was banned. He got too mad

he just got too mad

I encourage everyone to read your posts in that thread to see who really got more mad, you or him.

true

so you concede that you should also be banned?

In solidarity? for egalitarian purposes?

Hmmmmm?

no sweetie, I'm too fab for that

so you concede that you should also be banned?

/u/eva_unit_hung shouldn't have been banned.

But the assisted suicide is long overdue.

I still can't tell if eva is a shitposter or the new botchlings

New botchlings

No one can ever replace botch in my heart. The rest are naught but pale imitations.

He owes me money

I think he's dead so I'm not sure you're ever going to get that cash

How do you know he's dead?

Haruspex

?

I sacrificed an animal and used its entrails to communicate with the spirit of Botch. If he wasn’t dead, he wouldn’t have talked to me.

at least you tried

He's actually botchlings and is trying to convince us that he's dead since he owes you and I both money

👀

New worse botchlings

How is that possible?

The nudes.

He sent me a gif of him beating it so I know.

You're like a lure for all the crazies Ed.

And most of those crazies have very similar politics leaning. Hmmmmmmmmmm???!!! (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)

Something seems 🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋🦈

Point out to him that the Parkland Shooter is white and assess his reaction.

if he is white, how did he benefit from that obama shit for keeping minorities in school that eva linked?

Believing the stuff that retard preaches

Be careful not to join a cult.

What is there to believe from him?

Here's the article: https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2018/02/28/obama_administration_school_discipline_policy_and_the_parkland_shooting.html

He didn't write it, and realclearinvestigations is a realclearpolitics affiliate, not like some kinda truepundit or Shapiro's site.

Despite committing a string of arrestable offenses on campus before the Florida school shooting, Nikolas Cruz was able to escape the attention of law enforcement, pass a background check and purchase the weapon he used to slaughter three staff members and 14 fellow students because of Obama administration efforts to make school discipline more lenient.

The new policy resulted from an Obama administration effort begun in 2011 to keep students in school and improve racial outcomes

How would this apply to a white student?

How would this apply to a white student?

Uhh...because it applied to all students?

does it?

and I mean in practice, not legalese.

Most likely yes.

oh buddy naw you gotta go digging for something if you wanna come at me with that

if you can't be arsed to do it just say so

Lmao nothing in that article applies to Cruz who is both white himself and considered white in official government calculations

Lmao nothing in that article applies to Cruz who is both white himself and considered white in official government calculations

wow quit making me dive into eva's post

here's where that's from, they've since added (hispanic) in brackets

http://www.dps.texas.gov/texas10mostwanted/MostWanted/fugitives

Fuck you for making me serious post but 1)these are the races according to the U.S. Census Bureau when accounting for demographics:

 

About

 

The U.S. Census Bureau must adhere to the 1997 Office of Management and Budget (OMB) standards on race and ethnicity which guide the Census Bureau in classifying written responses to the race question:

 

White – A person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa.

 

Black or African American – A person having origins in any of the Black racial groups of Africa.

 

American Indian or Alaska Native – A person having origins in any of the original peoples of North and South America (including Central America) and who maintains tribal affiliation or community attachment.

 

Asian – A person having origins in any of the original peoples of the Far East, Southeast Asia, or the Indian subcontinent including, for example, Cambodia, China, India, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, Pakistan, the Philippine Islands, Thailand, and Vietnam.

 

Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander – A person having origins in any of the original peoples of Hawaii, Guam, Samoa, or other Pacific Islands.

 

So he’s white according to the government.

 

Now let’s revisit this obama era program that daddy is apparently ending:

 

The federal directive, issued jointly in 2014 by the US departments of Education and Justice, warned public school districts receiving federal funding — including New York City — that they could face investigation and funding cuts if they fail to reduce statistical “disparities” in discipline by race. On average, the administration noted, black students are suspended at three times the rate of their white peers.

 

The policy is meant to address school disciplinary discrepancies between white and black students or if I’m being generous minority students. Since Cruz isn’t a minority according the the government, how exactly did he benefit from this program?

1) may be technically correct on paper, but not in reality. Nice reach.

El Goblino's Cubano/self-hating jew

2) just because you bolded black students doesn't mean it only applies to them

Since Cruz isn’t a minority according the the government, how exactly did he benefit from this program?

by not being expelled when he should have been?

Y'know there is more than just the federal government too, right?

Good god you are really fucking stupid aren’t you? HE WOULDN’T HAVE BENEFITTED FROM A FEDERALLY ADMINISTERED PROGRAM FOR MINORITIES UNDER OBAMA BECAUSE HE’S NOT A MINORITY.

Is that hard for you to understand?

He's a minority.

After the shooting, he's "white", for the narrative.

Yeah ok fam I see your retardation can’t be helped. It’s mildly entertaining so thanks I guess.

dude your argument is he's white because hispanic (...self-hating kike) doesn't exist on some government forms.

maybe the school and it's administrators felt differently, especially when he was living with his still-alive Cubano adopted mother.

A latino jew is white? 🤣

arsed

Guvnah

arsed

England is my city

Why are you fucking idiots so retarded?

Ad hominem.

Projection.

Disregarded.

You obviously cannot refute my premise therefore i win the argument.

I am not a retarded fucking idiot.

Refuted.

Source?

I cant argue with the bible. Youve won. For now.

found the radical centrist

Be careful not to join a cult.

Too late I guess.

I humbly accept your admission of defeat

You're drawing your arguments from the comment history of this place's biggest retard, and you're gonna pretend you're winning on top of it?

Ad hominem

Tack this on top of my tab if you're keeping track: you should have titled this thread "Fellow mentally disabled daddy-lover /u/eva_unit_hung was banned, this is a protest post" if you were gonna be this obvious.

Once again I humbly accept your admission of defeat

no no he doesnt like the guy so obviously its wrong dont you understand

The parkland shooter was Jewish and Cuban dumbass.

Come on, dan the tard, at least try.

Or you could do a basic google search and not be purposefully dumb https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/16/us/exclusive-school-shooter-instagram-group/index.html

school shooter Nikolas Cruz repeatedly espoused racist, homophobic and anti-Semitic views

Sounds pretty mayo✔️

displayed an obsession with violence and guns

Classic mayo behavior✔️

Cruz said he hated black people simply because they were black; Cruz hated Jews because he believed they wanted to destroy the world. Racism was a constant theme in the chat group, which was called "Murica (American flag emoji) (eagle emoji) great" -- a name it was given by Cruz.

Super insecure about his lack of pigment. So mayo they didn't even use egg yolks to make him✔️✔️

White women drew Cruz's hatred as well, specifically those in interracial relationships, whom he referred to repeatedly as traitors.

Inceldom, how more mayo can you get?✔️✔️✔️

mods = fags

Where's the lie

Inside r/dramas tranny heads.

https://i.imgur.com/TTDOdKy.png

so what we have here is a bunch of mongs REEEEEEEing in their natural habitat.

/u/ComedicSans pls congratulate the person for banning that leaf

Oh my god this sub looks so cancerous with CSS turned on

That's its main appeal tbh.

using r/drama with CSS off

And I bet their favorite meal is plain salad

Yeah this kid looks super interested in the cause, he definitely wasn't dragged there by his (((mom))) and made to carry the "clever" sign she made

Does he not realise that if his mom is ((( then so is he?

if i had to personally guess, I think the lady is the mom of the shorter kid, and she probably dragged some neighbor kid to the rally to because his real mom wanted any excuse to have a chill Saturday.

100% she made that sign tho, you can just tell by her expression

/u/eva_hung_unit is just mad Hillary's secret canal wants to take away his substitute penis that can occasionally kill brown people.

Please don't ever mention Hillary's canal again

I just dry heaved, and not in the good way

He shouldn't have been banned. Jsut because we need more crazy.

I've seen his peepee.

rate outta 10?

The dick itself was okay, but his little malformed childlike balls ruined the whole viewing experience.

say a number, faggot

Geez Louise, ok.

7/10, 4/10 w/ balls

lol he got banned for making certain people here butthurt lets not beat around the bush

(((certain people)))

well i was going to say its that small circle of people that really hate and get angry at trump, and all the srd lurkers that never post but upvote ed into the hundreds for whatever reason

but i guess calling them all jews is prob easier

upvote ed into the hundreds for whatever reason

yer just jelly aren't ya? fucking lol. I can't imagne how much i'm saving on rent these days!!

i just find it disappointing that you guys turned this place into a slightly less faggy srd instead of a place to shitpost

like for instance you wanted to mod

well i was going to say its that small circle of people that really hate and get angry at trump, and all the srd lurkers that never post but upvote ed into the hundreds for whatever reason

but i guess calling them all jews is prob easier

white knighting for massive spergs

https://i.imgur.com/KUSTqhP.png

here we go again!!

he was an infinitely better poster than you are atm, you ought to go back to your emoji walls instead of sperging about politics

vvvv A N G E R Y

lololol

thats actual advice and not making fun of you, smileys are more fun than your real feelings about gun control and antifa

now when you pretend not to care it just makes it more obvious that you do lol

you blew it tbh

r/therewasanattempt

Now you're REALLY deep in the r/sadcringe territory. I feel sorry for you :(

lol no you dont thats just the only way you know how to snark because youre young and not very good at the internet still

remember, antifa is a meme

I'm not sure what you did or how you did it, but I think you broke ed... like seriously did he have a stroke or ???

he literally downvoted your comment lol

Lucky it was only one, usually he leverages his entire bot army.

using the "you're a kid" tactic

not good at the Internet

Hello retard! Meet irony!

but what about the antifa

cmon man its pretty obv that youre an amateur

im an old man you cant outwit me

Imagine being so fucking retarded you think children demanding that they don't die in the (((safety))) of their own schools are the bad guys.

These cunts must be some really lame form of vampire, because it seems like it's physically impossible for them to look in the mirror.

Imagine being so fucking braindead retarded you think children's ideas to prevent it would actually work.

Okay pal, you got any ideas that are better than theirs? I'm sure you have lots of experience in the field.

Armed guards? Like the one in Maryland that responded to the active shooter within 60 seconds? Yeah, some kid still died.

Teachers with guns? Like the ones that end up accidentally shooting inside class, and even end up wounding students? Sure.

Metal detectors? Yeah, I'm sure a kid knowingly having a firearm will just walk right through those, and won't just shoot the guards. Brilliant.

But boy, those kids sure have some stupid ideas. Universal background checks? Terrible. Preventing the mentally ill from getting a firearm? Ugh, what a stupid idea! And, god forbid, a ban on certain firearms that were already banned before and proved that it reduced firearm related casualities? My god, what fools.

But I'm sure some retarded keyboard commando such as yourself can come up with some once in a generation solution in that autistic fever dream you call a brain.

you're suggesting some stuff that is already on the books.

Armed guards are the best answer, Parkland didn't have any, it was a deputy that didn't go in.

Teachers with guns? Like the ones that end up accidentally shooting inside class, and even end up wounding students? Sure.

Examples? Israel has armed teachers, no school shootings.

Metal detectors? Yeah, I'm sure a kid knowingly having a firearm will just walk right through those, and won't just shoot the guards. Brilliant. But for some reason, when metal detectors are brought up, how come they're never made fun of like gun free zones? Hmmmm. Really JOGS THE NOG.

this is just retarded

Fact is in a country with as many guns as the US, you will never completely stop school shootings. Deal with it. The advantages far outweigh that shit.

You're never gonna have some limey fuck try to muscle you for your TV Loicense fee or lock you up for making a joke with a dog, or any type of ridiculous over-reaching of government powers in the US because they know if they go to far they will be fucked back by their own citizens.

in b4 "good luck fighting a drone with your rifle"! Here, we got that covered.

Pal, you can't just gloss over what happened in Maryland and pretend it didn't happen.

Here and HERE are several examples of gun safety retardation inside of schools within a single fucking month IMMEDIATELY after Parkland.

Are you self aware of what you are typing?

You are upset at children for protesting against the idea of "Well shit there's gonna be school shootings forever and your friends are gonna die but I wanna make sure its is easy to buy MUH GUNS."

How DARE those children be upset at that concept?

And, pal, what can an AR-15 do, that a shotgun, normal rifle, or a handgun can't do? You really think one single redneck can shred an entire squadron of heavily armored soldiers?

In this hypothetical, most likely impossible and incredibly retarded, scenario where the BIG BAD GOVERNMENT tries to kill everyone, you'll have the exact same chances with the same old guns. It just takes one bullet, you brain cell deficient retard.

Ontop of that, no, most of this shit is not on the books. Only in specific states are universal background checks and other purchasing loopholes closed.

Yeah man, ISIS is really sticking it to the US. They sure are pushing back against the military and retaking control of the Middle East. Oh, oh, wait a minute, no they aren't. The only time they did gain some control, is when the US made the retarded decision of pulling out for no real reason. And, in case you didn't notice, THERE'S BARELY ANY ISIS LEFT.

P.S, it's spelled "License", dumbass.

Pal, you can't just gloss over what happened in Maryland and pretend it didn't happen.

Okay, by what you said it sounds like more people would have died if not for the armed guard. How's that?

Here and HERE are several examples of gun safety retardation inside of schools within a single fucking month IMMEDIATELY after Parkland.

Better, state-sponsored training required. If Israel can do it so can the US. And they kinda live in/next to a warzone.

You are upset at children for protesting against the idea of "Well shit there's gonna be school shootings forever and your friends are gonna die but I wanna make sure its is easy to buy MUH GUNS."

Yeah i forgot we live in a world where we schedule school shootings at every school every week, at this rate they'll all be empty by 2020!

or maybe... it's not nearly as common as you're making it out to be!

You are upset at children

the only one upset here is you lol

And, pal, what can an AR-15 do, that a shotgun, normal rifle, or a handgun can't do in the "HURR DURR GUBERMENT TAKEOVER" scenario?

Genius, the main purpose of all these things are as deterrents. Just having citizens owning them stops a tyrannical government from manifesting itself.

it just takes one bullet

lol yeah everybody ever needs only one bullet fired at them to kill them. what is kevlar again?

P.S, it's spelled "License", dumbass.

fucking woosh, bruv. Oi.

Yeah man, ISIS is really sticking it to the US. They sure are pushing back against the military and retaking control of the Middle East. Oh, oh, wait a minute, no they aren't. The only time they did gain some control, is when Obama made the retarded decision of pulling out for no real reason. And, in case you didn't notice, THERE'S BARELY ANY ISIS LEFT.

FTFY

Looks like you have something to thank daddy for!

And you know how I know these laws work? Because these kinds of weapons are illegal in Maryland, and if you haven't noticed, we haven't had a mass shooting. And maybe, if the braindead retard father of the kid that shot up one of our schools was trained to keep his gun away from his fucking kid, that girl wouldn't be dead right now.

Again, you almost did, if not for an armed guard.

HMMMMMMMMMMM

Hey, wait a minute, didn't you just mention a deputy stationed at the school didn't go in at Parkland? Like one of those state trained folks you just mentioned? And they had a mass shooting anyways? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

And, you're telling me, a kid with a handgun and one magazine can rack up as many kills as the Las Vegas shooter? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

And, hey, wait a minute, didn't you just say that it takes more than one bullet? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

You just shot your own argument in the foot, you braindead retard.

Take a long look at yourself in the mirror, pal. Ask yourself if you're really willing to let innocent people die because you don't want gun reform.

Hey, wait a minute, didn't you just mention a deputy stationed at the school didn't go in at Parkland? Like one of those state trained folks you just mentioned? And they had a mass shooting anyways?

Yeah, and if that guy wasn't a fucking coward maybe he could have done something. He didn't even make the attempt. Very obviously human error, not one of policy.

Hell, maybe he's not a coward and was told to stay put. With that and the FBI not bothering to bring this problem goblino in when they had the intel on his previous incidents and mental state, it's almost like they wanted him to light the place up so they could start this retarded "movement".

And, you're telling me, a kid with a handgun and one magazine can rack up as many kills as the Las Vegas shooter? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

No. You make this up?

And, hey, wait a minute, didn't you just say that it takes more than one bullet?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

You just shot your own argument in the foot, you braindead retard.

Not really, and that was a piss poor attempt at... whatever the hell you were attempting.

Take a long look at yourself in the mirror, pal. Ask yourself if you're really willing to let innocent people die because you don't want gun reform.

Innocent people die every day, hippie. How many more

You can't say that some kid with a handgun and a single magazine could've caused a mass shooting but at the same time say it takes more than one bullet to kill and that the AR-15 is much more powerful than regular firearms. I'm so sorry you lack the brain capacity to notice your own contradictions.

I'm looking forward to serving my country and will gladly jump through schutes and ladders to legally acquire a firearm to protect myself if it means less people die.

I'm glad I could be one of the first people to make you break down and accuse me of supporting something retarded. As soon as you realized you were mentally deficient after a hint of reality entered your autistic fever dream, suddenly I want mass disarmament.

Go back to your echochamber of retards that accuse everyone of supporting the repeal of the 2nd amendment and mass disarmament the moment they want some sort of gun control measure.

Even though I said that, never.

Like I said, you're a discount eva.

As soon as you realized you were mentally deficient after a hint of reality entered your autistic fever dream, suddenly I want mass disarmament.

you're a useful idiot for the people who want mass disarmament.

Thank god they are even bigger idiots.

Both of you should unironically kys for this much serious posting.

No ragrets.