pizzashill is nerd who plays WoW.

I mean, I wish I could say that election was the flashpoint. I think it was probably Sandy hook that sent me over the edge. That's probably around the time I started to really hate society. Everything since then has just been icing on the cake.

1 DetectTraps 2018-03-25

If you stop being a faggot-ass bitch, it really helps your demeanor

1 auto-xkcd37 2018-03-25

faggot ass-bitch

^{Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by}^xkcd#37

1 headasplodes 2018-03-25

You have full mythic clears and are getting 99th percentile. You're definitely the crack addict in this situation.

1 ay_what_up2 2018-03-25

that’s justified though

1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-03-25

But junkies are losers, tweekers are the master race.

1 imaginarycreatures 2018-03-25

I will grant you, tweekers will get shit done every so often. They usually fuck it up, but they do stuff.

1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2018-03-25

Meth is just better, dope is for dopes

1 scatmunchies 2018-03-25

One bad day away from being a full on nazi.

1 iuhpiz98z 2018-03-25

Well I haven't read every single comment of yours, I just saw you commenting in /r/CompetitiveWoW.

In regards to pet battles, PvP is pretty dumb, but I enjoyed the PvE achievements.

1 im28btw 2018-03-25

"Achievements".

1 iuhpiz98z 2018-03-25

Well I haven't read every single comment of yours, I just saw you commenting in /r/CompetitiveWoW.

In regards to pet battles, PvP is pretty dumb, but I enjoyed the PvE achievements.

1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-03-25

Do you main Horde or Alliance?

1 pizzashill 2018-03-25

Horde.

1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-03-25

My man 👊

1 PoorLilMarco 2018-03-25

What are your thoughts on Vulpera?

1 cheers_grills 2018-03-25

Relevant flair 👌

1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-25

ha ha, you are nerd who plays Wow.

1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-03-25

Gas all who engage in WoW Pokemans subgames.

1 wow___justwow 2018-03-25

I understand some of those words.

1 DannyLee90 2018-03-25

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

1 Tumblr_PrivilegeMAN 2018-03-25

In all seriousness, sick reference bro. It seems nobody else in this thread recognizes the true brilliance behind your comment. An obscure WOW callback that has to be a decade old, inserted here in perfect context.

1 IqtaKadabra 2018-03-25

WoW was never good, you battle pet loser

1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-03-25

Nerdicide, when?

1 XSCR 2018-03-25

NOW!

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-03-25

"Competitive" WoW, lol

Almost as good as "competitive" ~~Hearthstone~~ internet pachinko.

1 sarsly 2018-03-25

This thread:

/u/iuhpiz98z: "You nerd you play pvp on wow hehe"

/u/pizzashill: "You catch pets and battle them on wow loser hehe"

/u/iuhpiz98z: "pvp dumb"

/u/pizzashill: "pet battles dumb"

1 pizzashill 2018-03-25

No, let me help you out.

I posted in the competitive wow subreddit, where people that are good at the game congregate.

I have multiple rank one titles, legendary rankings in pve, and am not a retard.

This guy plays ghetto pokemon.

1 RedditAdminIsRacist 2018-03-25

I posted in the competitive wow subreddit

mod this man

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-25

Based as fuck /u/pizzashill

1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-03-25

Why is pizza not already a mod tbh

1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-03-25

Insufficient autism level. We want someone between Ed and Hodor

1 DannyLee90 2018-03-25

We really set the bar high nowadays, huh?

1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-03-25

/u/riemann1413 is pizzashill your alt

1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-03-25

this, but unironically

1 RedditAdminIsRacist 2018-03-25

This but ironically

1 scrivenontheedge 2018-03-25

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/200/420/BRTky.jpg

1 incineratechicken 2018-03-25

I have multiple rank one titles, legendary rankings in pve.

Holy shit I’m so impressed

1 iuhpiz98z 2018-03-25

Calling 95%+ logs legendary. Lmao

1 pizzashill 2018-03-25

Legendary is in relation to the color of the parse you moron.

95+ is orange, which is legendary. That's what the color coding system is.

Notice how sub 95 is purple, as in epic? And PS: it's 99s.

1 iuhpiz98z 2018-03-25

I know how warcraftlogs works and I understood what you meant, but I never heard anyone refer to their rankings as legendary.

1 literallydontcaree 2018-03-25

Because you're bad.

1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-03-25

I posted in the competitive wow subreddit, where people that are good at the game congregate.

Good at competitive wow? The only popular game that doesn't have professional gamers?

1 cheers_grills 2018-03-25

When a new raid releases, a bunch of neet russians play the game for 15 hours a day for 2 weeks to clear it first.

1 izuerial 2018-03-25

It’s like a race to see who has the least amount going on irl.

1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-03-25

And pizzashill

1 cheers_grills 2018-03-25

legendary rankings in pve.

What?

1 iuhpiz98z 2018-03-25

Are you actually interested? Cause I can explain.

1 cheers_grills 2018-03-25

Sure, because as far as I know there is mythic raids, m+, but it's the first time I'm hearing of PvE legendary rankings.

1 iuhpiz98z 2018-03-25

He's talking about raids and warcraftlogs.com. I'm pretty sure he means the following. This warrior I randomly picked from wowprogress, has a 95% parse on mythic Portal Keeper Hasabel, so /u/pizzashill would say he has a legendary log or legendary parse on this boss. Cause the color coding for 95%+ parses is orange and as such the same as for legendary items.

I never heard anyone refer to their parses as legendary, but I'm certain that's what he meant.

1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-03-25

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little shit? I’ll have you know I gradually reach to the top guild on my server and in this game, been involved in numerous world first raids, and I have over 200 confirmed world first boss kills. I have played every class in the game and I’m the top dps, tank and healer in the guild.

You are nothing to me but just another casual scrub. I will wipe you the fuck out with skills the likes of which had never been seen before in World of Warcraft, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the game? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the best pvpers on my Battle.net friends list and your Battle Tag is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, scrub. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your characters and account.

You’re fucking dead kid. I can be on any server, anytime, and I can gank you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my PvE gear. Not only am I extensively trained in PvP and PvE, but I have played every class and I will use them to its full extent to wipe your miserable toons off the face of Azeroth and Draenor, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would’ve held your little fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn noob. I will unleash the fury of the cosmos all over you and you will drown in my crits. You’re fucking dead kiddo.

1 Ranilen 2018-03-25

God you're so cool.

1 OldOrder 2018-03-25

Any tips on mythic antoran high council?

1 B-O-T-T-O-M_T-E-X-T 2018-03-25

"I'm better than this guy because I'm a big fucking sweaty nerd"

/u/pizzashill you're a treasure and I hope you make it past your 30th birthday

1 iuhpiz98z 2018-03-25

I don't mind actual PvP. But PvP pet battles are kinda dumb.

1 Baconlightning 2018-03-25

People still play WoW?

1 westofthetracks 2018-03-25