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1 3-28-2018 2018-03-25

Bleached

1 Fucking_Christ 2018-03-25

D.C. The Miami Herald reported that the Miccosukee police were accompanied by Miami-Dade officers and carried a court order. Miami-Dade now says its officers were misled.

The officers actually let them just take a baby lmao

1 YHofSuburbia 2018-03-25

Even worse, they helped them. When are we as a planet going to disavow Florida?

1 strathmeyer 2018-03-25

I must've missed that episode of Hustle / Leverage / White Collar / Burn Notice

1 wazzupnerds 2018-03-25

link for archive.is for losers like u/Ed_Butteredtoast

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-25

I changed my mind.

1 wazzupnerds 2018-03-25

Literally Keep Yourself Safe

1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-03-25

We didn't make enough smallpox blankets

1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-25

Sanders was arrested three years ago for misdemeanor battery on Johnson, and she told the newspaper her mother had pressured her to get a restraining order barring Johnson from the reservation.

Sanders is the mother FYI. Apparently granny was upset Johnson was at the birth, so she kidnapped the kid using a fake federal court order.

1 Honk4Tits 2018-03-25

So the police are the real Indian givers in this scenario.

1 plurpnslurp 2018-03-25

Miccosukee

1 DetectTraps 2018-03-25

So horny

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-25

Reason 100,000,002 that the first nations system is a disaster.

1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-25

well what do you expect with a name like "First Nations"? might as well call an Oldsmobile "OG Baller Ride Yo" it would be more accurate

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-25

I think you are mistaking Oldsmobile for Pontiac

1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-25

no way, check it https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/bc/17/fabc17fd1d0a4ae905f1f806bb1bb70a--low-life-cars.jpg

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-25

It's obvious that he's about to go offroading and needed some more ground clearance, don't be so racist!

1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-25

sheeeit, i wish i had the disposable income to get a g-ride like that. i'd pull up to the beverly hills library and be all "i got a Very Hungry Caterpillar right here" and bounce bounce bounce

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-25

Just so I know how good of friends we'd be, what song would you be bumpin' as you pulled up?

1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-25

probably DJ Assault. this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5YYtgiItzo if i were feeling cultured (because of the Japanese Telecom connection)

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-25

A decent choice. I'd go this way personally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw

1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-25

a solid tune, cheers