Partisan morons REEEE at enlightened Radical Centrist

122  2018-03-26 by Baconlightning

64 comments

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Imagine if everyone were as gullible as /u/Canada_Is_Better, taking whatever shit is fed to them.

Canadians proving once again are the internet’s worst posters. Each and every day I stare longingly at my leafblower while waiting for the day all leaves get raked from reddit.

Canadians are always like "hey, we're not America. We have our own identity!"

But then t_d came along and meta_canada just straight up ripped it but it's still just limp-wristed Americanisms. Then there's that other entirely forgettable sub.

The french can barely manage their own country. Give it to the germans as a participation trophy for the world wars.

leafblower leaf mulcher.

OP managed to make all tribes of the world screech together.

making fun of left, right and center

what is this, some kind of enlightened, ascended centrism? i want in.

Radical centrism.

r/dirtbagcenter

Imagine having a form.

This is living on the edge of the political spectrum

Both sides are retarded but also the center is retarded. The truly enlightened are up wing.

Up wings are idealistic twats. Down wings use facts and reality.

this is retarded

the best wing is no wing

undergo shock therapy which prevents all political thoughts. avoid all exposure to political information. you have to be retarded to care about anything in 2018, but you especially have to be retarded to care about politics

No wings are boring spineless losers. All wings aren't afraid to take incompatible stances purely for the sake of being a contrarian asshole

Pshhh, whatever. The tao-wing can take any stance without becoming incoherent.

without becoming incoherent.

ShitDaoistSay

LOOOOL Imagine being so fucking dim witted that you adhere to only 3 dimensions of the political spectrum. 4th way all the way babeeee

Fucc time-based political theory

I mean 4 spacial dimensions. Haven't you ever educated yourself with this groundbreaking documentary?

Oh I thought you meant this

That's a venn diagram. I get that most drama users haven't passed third grade, but the center contains traits shared by both the left and right side of the venn diagram.

Stop you’ll hurt their brains.

Centrism isn't always the answer.

/u/1900220091, where is the proof?

is a fucking moron
active in /r/anime and /r/latestagecapitalism

Color me fucking shocked.

Gotta study the blade with sensei Loli to cap the cappies.

Maybe I'm just being geriatric here, but I swear the internet was marginally better before retarded kids got ahold of it.

Retards have always thought their opinion mattered, but it wasn't until social media came around that the fucking news would literally read off their ramblings.

They used to be relegated to LiveJournal but some greedy Jews (Zuck) thought it would be a good idea to unleash them onto the rest of the internet.

blaming Zuck
not blaming AOL

millenials have no fucking sense of history

AOL was a walled garden. You had to go into it, by choice, to experience it.

AOL was actually a good thing because it kept the idiots and the old people pushed into a corner.

It wasn't until soshell media really ramped up that waifu's and animal fucking went mainstream. Even when MySpace was the hot shit it wasn't as degenerate as it is now.

Facebook is also a walled garden tho

But not really. I don't need to sign into Facebook to see it. And especially nowadays when it gets linked/relinked on a hundred other sites.

Back in the day aggregators had way less content. Fark as an example might have 50-100 posts in a day, Digg was doing that in an half (or less) time years ago. And now that's 15-30 minutes on reddit.

I blame Netscape Navigator

I blame wypipo.

when was that, 1993?

Around then, maybe 1990-ish. Ah, usenet, those were the days.

Lol

Commie weeb. Absolute, 100%, non-GMO, pure degenerate.

Truly astounding

Hallmark signs of brain damage

The kind if people who hang out at LSC usually shit a brick over gender roles and the like in anime. I'm always curious to see what they actually watch, probably just yaoi bait.

I love how at the slightest hint that someone is criticizing parts of both the right and the left, the partisan hacks ooze out of the woodwork to talk about how centrists are evil.

it's criticizing the "center" just as much

youre not giving the take-no-prisoners attitude of this meme its due respect

i’m pretty sure the “center” is mostly just traits shared by left and right partisans

Yeah, it’s a Venn diagram

sure, but theres no such thing as "non-partisans," just partisans and people too retarded to realize their ideology is an ideology

Nah the middle in this venn diagram is negative traits shared by both blue & red partisans.

It's like a gang war between the Crip-left and Blood-right, they may keep beefing and fighting, but if someone criticized both of them, they team up and take them out, then go back to fighting.

/u/rook218

You're doing to the Lord's work out there. I'm saying this unironically.

Hey cool I'm being noticed

Marry me

/u/rook218 do you actually wear a fedora irl you mug lmfao

Why are you saying such hurtful things?

because you're a moron, and dishonest at best.

it's good that you don't have a nuanced view, and based on that post and some of your comments i'm guessing that you're probably adolescent and/or an amerimutt.

i know that english isn't your first language, so i'll give you the benefit of the doubt. But check it dude. This post has little to nothing to do with actual viewpoints. Give me one thing in the post that disparages either American liberal or conservative viewpoints. What I'm criticizing is the way we demonize and refuse to communicate with each other and how we've become so entrenched in our little tribes that we are completely unwilling/ unable to even try to see things from the other side's perspective. Not to agree with the other side wholeheartedly, or take a middle path, but to communicate and think critically. I've attempted to do that and I'm about as socialist as you Danes are now. Thinking about things and entertaining other perspectives and treating other people like they're actual valuable human beings doesn't make you a centrist, it makes you decent.

BTW good eye calling me out on being American based on sleuthing around in my post history. It'd be impressive if I didn't mention it several times in the post that you're criticizing.

i did not bother reading your long post of text but i can tell that you are indeed a homosexual

you are indeed a homosexual

screaming like a bunch of autistic manchildren

🤔

lol that’s not even close to a starter pack

elites and corporations ARNT trying to controll the country

i wonder who could have been behind that post

A spectre is haunting Reddit— the spectre of centrism. All the posters of the old Subreddits have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Right and Left, Anarchists and Nazis, shitposters and mods.

Where is the circlebreaking opinion that has not been decried as centrist by the circle-ees? Where is the crackpot that has not hurled back the branding reproach of centrism, against the slightly less cracked pots, as well as against its uncracked adversaries?

/u/1900220091 If you can look at the people that "have opinions" on Reddit and think "gee these are people that should be in charge of anyone ever" then you should work on your personal safety.

What a vague and pointless comment

Ok, Ill make it more clear. My only objection to throwing Reddit communists out of helicopters is they are too worthless to really be worth killing. LARPers should also get the bullet but since all the alt-right are incels and won't breed that is sort of a problem that solves itself.

Centrists? Fuck me. Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.