IIRC this was the guy who shoplifted a bunch of shit, then started a high-speed chase with his kid in the car. Shame r/drama’s users don’t have such high-profile trials.
12:25 they are reallllly going with the "he was high beyond any means, didnt know what was happening", showing all kinds of charts of how many drugs of what where in his system. bitch says she will expand on that later.
Yea you get no sympathy for being too high. It's literally a non winnable defense. I expect him to get the book thrown at him and then appeal for a lighter sentence by saying that his attorney didn't force him to plead out.
They have more drama than /r/drama. Of course, it means little if you aren't invested in them, but if I'm gone for three days some huge new thing has taken over the sub.
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1 Coats_Unbuttoned 2018-03-26
IIRC this was the guy who shoplifted a bunch of shit, then started a high-speed chase with his kid in the car. Shame r/drama’s users don’t have such high-profile trials.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-26
Implying Nikolas "DINDU NUFFIN" Cruz didn't browse r/drama
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2018-03-26
He started a high speed chase with an abandoned shopping cart. Dude sped off with low fidelity audio equipment like he had just shot the president.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-03-26
Unfortunately /u/Onitan's smart enough to keep on getting way with it
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-03-26
Holy shit, he’s actually going to trial. Original drama post for context
1 OniTan 2018-03-26
It would be odd if he didn't.
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-03-26
I would’ve expected him to plead.
Especially with a defense like this
1 OniTan 2018-03-26
When you so fucked you claiming to be too high to know what was going on.
1 RedditAdminIsRacist 2018-03-26
Yea you get no sympathy for being too high. It's literally a non winnable defense. I expect him to get the book thrown at him and then appeal for a lighter sentence by saying that his attorney didn't force him to plead out.
1 seshfan2 2018-03-26
/r/opieandanothony fans might literally be the most retarded fans on reddit.
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-03-26
As a Drama poster I feel a certain kinship with them, so this is plausible
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2018-03-26
Nice try, Kuhn.
1 wowbagger88 2018-03-26
They have more drama than /r/drama. Of course, it means little if you aren't invested in them, but if I'm gone for three days some huge new thing has taken over the sub.
1 pi_over_3 2018-03-26
But he is actually carrying out the mayocide so...
1 westofthetracks 2018-03-26
lmao