[PSA] Listen up bird posters and bussy lovers, pls keep your comments nice and tidy! You'll never know what may surprise you πŸ”¨!!! Grandpa πŸ•—tickπŸ•žtockπŸ•  why u do dis?? 😭😭😭

19  2018-03-27 by Ed__ButteredToast

59 comments

1  wwyzzerdd 2018-03-27

Ed vs Eva

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

eva

Ew no. It's /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu. Duh.

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-27

Something's fucky.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

☭ πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” You don't sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” ☭

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-27

I wonder which twink tard got assravaged this time. Any guesses?

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

I'm pretty sure my alts /u/buttermyself and /u/StricltyButters developed a mind of their own and turned on their glorious overlord!! 😒

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-27

There's so much butter going 'round we're all gonna get the beetus

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

This but with more

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Margarine!!

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-27

Margarine is bad for you, you should stick heh with oleo

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

Who said margarine is bad for anyone? It's better nutritionally than butter. Plus I like the taste better somewhat.

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-27

Margarine is really bad for you if you freeze it and stick it in your bum

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

That's hot as fuck!! 😍😍😍

1  LightUmbra 2018-03-27

Probably pretty cold tbh

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

You don't know the things my butthole can do to a stick of margarine!!

If my throat can do this https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/582udm/girl_deepthroats_an_entire_stick_of_butter/

then God knows what a butthole is capable of ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– ) Ν‘Β°

1  Snark-O-Meter 2018-03-27

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol

1  KnotAFurfag 2018-03-27

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Epic.

1  buttermyself 2018-03-27

This is heresy tbqhwyfamalama

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

Lol

1  Thephantomfupa 2018-03-27

That's it? Jesus.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

Tell me about it!! πŸ˜’πŸ˜£

1  Thephantomfupa 2018-03-27

My last permanent ban was for just asking if communists should be shot.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

What was the answer? 😈😈😈

1  Thephantomfupa 2018-03-27

We love communists. Drumpf a bad man. Capitalism is a bad system.

I heart /u/spez and believe he is the savior of mankind.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

I don't even know if i should contest my ban? My last suspension of 3 days was for ironically telling /u/The_Rachel to drink a certain chemical to clean her mouth because she was bad mouthing TayTay!! πŸ’”

1  Thephantomfupa 2018-03-27

...I thought we had a "it's ok to mock each other and bash one another in /r/drama" agreement?

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

Not now we don't. Ever if you regularly chat with the person outside of Reddit (like /u/The_Rachel). I didn't contest the ban tho because when I read the PM, only 1.5 days was left of the time so I said "eh fuck it".

Next thing you know, copy pastas posters will be targeted if the pasta is naughty enough.

1  Thephantomfupa 2018-03-27

Next thing you know, copy pastas posters will be targeted if the pasta is naughty enough.

Welp just self-ban yourself when that day comes. That's the only good thing you bring to this shithole.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

using the s slur

Bold move cotton, it'd be shame if someone were to report your mean butt!! ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– ) Ν‘Β°

1  Thephantomfupa 2018-03-27

were to report

REEEEEEEEeeeee a threat to my mental health!

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

πŸ•—tickπŸ•žtockπŸ•¦

1  Redactor0 2018-03-27

It's not a good look on him.

1  The_Rachel 2018-03-27

Next thing you know, copy pastas posters will be targeted if the pasta is naughty enough.

Oh Fuck! πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

/u/shallowm prepare your MS Word file! The admins are coming for ya!! πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨

1  shallowm 2018-03-27

It looks like I'm actually going to have to check the pastas I use to make sure they don't "incite violence".

The admins are often inconsistent when enforcing stuff like this too, which makes everything worse.

x should be drowned

y deserved a genocide

people upvoting this should be shot

I sleep

πŸ‘GulagsπŸ‘forπŸ‘GamerGatersπŸ‘

REAL SHIT

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

I sleep

real shit

fucking lmao.

What if quoting text counts as a bypass of the rule? Ya ever think about that, Mr. SmartButtβ„’? πŸ€“

1  The_Rachel 2018-03-27

I've since repentedπŸ™‡πŸ™ and changedπŸ˜‹πŸ˜Ž my stance. While her music is still sub-par πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰, she is vv pretty for a mayo πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸ’žπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ

Reported for petuating negative sexual stereotypes and for digital rape gesture!!

1  HorribleBot 2018-03-27

πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰Zoop

1  The_Rachel 2018-03-27

/u/anemojipastabot

1  AnEmojipastaBot 2018-03-27

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ

Reported for πŸ•“ pertuating negative πŸ‘ sexual stereotypes and πŸ‘πŸ‘Œ for πŸŽ…πŸ’° making πŸ’° a β›„ digital rape 😲😲 gesture!! πŸ‘Ž

1  ltedt 2018-03-27

Ed boy, someone reported you or the site is scanning for comments like this?

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

c'mon now, we all know it was a manual report. If Reddit was so good at scanning shit, they'd have a better local search engine instead of letting their users rely on Google.

Also, if I need legal services, I expect a probono from you!! 😀

1  ltedt 2018-03-27

We can't even say what we want in the privacy of our subreddit of peace, without attacking anyone, that the ******s will get trigger happy with the report button.

Anything for you, babe 😘😬

1  Redactor0 2018-03-27

He's got stalkers. His skillful use of emojis has driven many to madness. At this rate, he'll have as many haters as PK soon.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

اِ Ω†Ω’ شَؒ َؑ اللّهُ

1  PantherChamp 2018-03-27

PK

Whatever happened to that guy?

1  Redactor0 2018-03-27

I believe he now spends his days in /r/ChapoTrapHouse driving the tankies there into fits of rage. He's surprisingly resistant to all the cajoling to get him to come back here.

1  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-27

You targeted gamers. Gamers.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

Ikr? Made those KiA cucks pretty mad i'd say! :p

1  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-27

I have contacts at the U.N. I can call in for backup.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’ž

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-03-27

It sucks but because you've got stalkers Ed, you have to be careful. They're constantly scouring your posts, trying to bust your ass. You have to be a good boy and be extra careful. ☹️

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

Lmaoooo r/FirstWorldProblems

That's not it. You couldn't report these comments a few months ago. Rules have changed drastically. It sucks

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-03-27

Oh yeah, that plays a part too. I laughed at that post personally, it seems really dumb to give a suspension for that. Gamergaters are such bitch boys.

1  allendrio 2018-03-27

I forgot what did you do to get Ivanka's boomer stalker to have a hate boner for you?

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

we were pretty tight before. now he thinks i got him IP banned by the admins

timeline:

Ivanka got suspended multiple times before. argued with admins

ivanka did something using his alts (voting/ban evasion maybe)

last straw broke camel's back

suspended

/u/wazzupnerds finds out like 5-10 mins later BY CHANCE that he's suspended

posts in telegram chat

i post about it here

ivanka says that how i got to know about this so quickly

i say by chance, showed him the telegram chat

he doesn't believe me

issues a manifesto against "all team mommy users" of /r/Drama

reports any and all comments here as a "payback"

welp!

1  allendrio 2018-03-27

mommy users

I have yet to actually see someone admit to actually liking hilldog its uncanny

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

Same. That's why it's a shit meme.

1  AdministrativeAgent1 2018-03-27

u/edbutteredtoast u/ed_butteredtoast u/the_rachel

Pinging 3 of your alts

You fucking retard, it wasn't even me that turned you in to the admins. That means

1) There is more than one of us gunning for you

2) We gon' get ya

-Tick tock

1  The_Rachel 2018-03-27

Hiya Ivanka! πŸ‘‹πŸ˜‰

So anyway, how's your sex life?

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

See Rachel? I told you you were on his list.