Men *can* age much better, but they still have to maintain a healthy lifestyle to look good. The vast majority of middle-aged male americans are fat, dumpy, wrinkled slobs just like their female counterparts. The ones who work for it can look good tho
That's not really a fair comparison since she's a lesbian, not a normal woman. Kristen Stewart recently became lesbian and she looks like that too, and she's under 30.
Its not just botox and shit like that which is the usual go to excuse.
Its genetics mostly. I'm old enough to see those who get age train hits like a wrecking ball at 40 and those who seem to be immortal. Lifestyle matters too.
Don't tan.
Don't smoke.
Limit your drinking.
Look young much longer. Also don't be fat but that should be a given.
Diet is huge. Eating lots and putting a strain on your system to digest disgusting shit. I bet money most of the immortals are vegan and don't eat a lot.
Dr here, the main reason Tom Cruise still looks youthful is because he steals the souls of his personal slaves in his Scientology enclave. The is done in a process by removing the pituitary glands of his slaves and consuming it after drying the gland out for a period of 5 days.
If you look at classic scientific literature for example, the Warhammer 40k codex, The Emperor of Mankind does similar with the constant need for the life force of his psykers.
80 comments
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27
Wh*te women BTFO'd by 🕠Father🕗 Time🕞
1 rudest 2018-03-27
TICK
TOCK
1 ItsSugar 2018-03-27
THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT!
1 RedditAdminIsRacist 2018-03-27
Is this all just butterball?
1 xoiz 2018-03-27
That's why I prefer 2D.
1 jimmahdean 2018-03-27
Technically this is 2D.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-27
Yikes. No wonder we divorce and then marry younger.
1 snallygaster 2018-03-27
Men *can* age much better, but they still have to maintain a healthy lifestyle to look good. The vast majority of middle-aged male americans are fat, dumpy, wrinkled slobs just like their female counterparts. The ones who work for it can look good tho
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-27
:teleports to SE Asia:
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-27
I know where I'm going if my wife ever leaves me.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-27
Which just makes strong-willed men like myself even more god-like in comparison.
1 PantherChamp 2018-03-27
Cruise maintains his youth through daily supplication to Lord Xenu
1 baaaaby 2018-03-27
yea this got nothing to do with gender and everything to do with thetans
1 JumbledFun 2018-03-27
No no, they maintain their youth because they are actively fighting lord xenu and expelling evil thetans from their bodies. Come on champ, be informed
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-03-27
Nice try. Not buying that bullshit. Tom Cruise is an agent of Xenu who has infiltrated the church.
1 kane4life4ever 2018-03-27
What the hell I love Scientology now.
1 Lunarpeach 2018-03-27
Scientology actually does work !
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-03-27
Praise be lord Xenu
1 Jukk 2018-03-27
Tick tock?
1 YHofSuburbia 2018-03-27
What rhymes with Cruise? 🤔🤔
1 gw65kg 2018-03-27
Botox
1 im-a-koala 2018-03-27
Stews!
1 JumbledFun 2018-03-27
(((Globalists)))
1 Reeko_Htown 2018-03-27
couch.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-03-27
His name is Tom Cruise
He's more jacked than Terry Crews
He's got some world-changing views
And he's never been accused of abuse
His fuse
Short like the foreskin of Jews
Go up against him, you'll lose
You will end up bruised - misused - singing the blues
So here is the news
Blow on it while it glues
You'll never fuck Penélope Cruz
Pics of your face will never ever be used in tattoos
From here to Toulouse
Both Hutus and Hindus
Those bald and with hairdos
People who live in igloos - shit even kangaroos
They all worship the Cruise
They're building his statues
While he works hard you hit snooze
You are no nobody's muse - with no excuse
So drink up your bottle of booze
Don't even put on your shoes
Jerk off to furry kangaroos
And choke on the tissues, crusted in chartreuse residues
1 quinotauri 2018-03-27
masterpiss
1 saddertadder 2018-03-27
pißwasser
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-27
Xenus
1 cheers_grills 2018-03-27
Dr. Dre.
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-03-27
Cruz
1 Cloverfieldstarlord 2018-03-27
This image has been around for a few years at least. So even more impressive..
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-03-27
A million bucks worth of plastic surgery and makeup...
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-27
Man, she got ripped off.
1 MrCreative71 2018-03-27
Right now separate
1 XovNielkArze 2018-03-27
Tom Cruise is fifty fuckin five
1 EddingtonDidNothingW 2018-03-27
That's not really a fair comparison since she's a lesbian, not a normal woman. Kristen Stewart recently became lesbian and she looks like that too, and she's under 30.
1 sjenkins6936 2018-03-27
I think you just proved op's point, clock is ticking.
1 dirtybitsxxx 2018-03-27
She also has smoked for 40 years.
1 Kuonji 2018-03-27
welp
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-03-27
It's almost like the stress of dealing with women ages you, which is why Tom Cruise looks younger than his adopted black son
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-03-27
In fairness she has suffered from a lack of creamy, health-giving and nourishing man-fat in her what with being a dyke and all...
1 MarginalGale 2018-03-27
What Scientology serum is providing this eternal youth effect?? Sign me up!!
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-27
XENU SAVES
1 gw65kg 2018-03-27
And there's that fucking middle tooth.
1 LadyLunatikress 2018-03-27
Ugh, you had to point it out and ruin Tom Cruise for me.
1 Zombombaby 2018-03-27
Tom Cruise ruins Tom Cruise for me.
1 buttermyself 2018-03-27
Holy shit
1 normie_girl 2018-03-27
1997
2017
2017
1 PM_ME_UR_LUCID_DREAM 2018-03-27
He used to inject chemicals under skin and now she does it.
1 normie_girl 2018-03-27
Yeah and tom cruise just woke up like this lol
1 uniqueguy263 2018-03-27
All fighters of Xenu naturally look attractive, his evil thetans make us look ugly
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-03-27
TIL semen counts as a chemical.
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-03-27
TIL in rectum counts as under skin.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-03-27
ITS FUCKING UNDER IT, ALRIGHT!? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! MY CHEMICALS!?
1 JumbledFun 2018-03-27
Holy crap I forgot Leslie Mann is in that. Had to have been one of her first roles ya
1 PukeHammer2 2018-03-27
I think The Cable Guy predates this. I'm not gonna look it up though.
1 gw65kg 2018-03-27
Is that Judd Apatow's wife? ew
1 gergerherher 2018-03-27
Judd wife and Rudd’s slam-pig
1 Chicup 2018-03-27
Years ago I had people telling me I looked like Brandon Frasier. I'm glad I don't get that anymore.
1 normie_girl 2018-03-27
Even Brendan Fraser doesn't look like Brendan Fraser any more
1 Cosmonaut_Kittens 2018-03-27
Damn I forgot how shredded Brendan Fraser used to be, no wonder he was in everything.
1 normie_girl 2018-03-27
I think I started puberty when I watched George of the Jungle for the first time
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-03-27
Well, Frasier has a lot problems with his health in the last 7 years. I hope he will pull through.
1 Steamboating 2018-03-27
JUST
1 Ohpiekang 2018-03-27
He got sloppy!
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-03-27
Those "Hollywood producer types" (you know the kind) raped ARE BRENDAN which is what happened to him.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-03-27
Fraser looks pretty fucking good for someone that has spent so much time in the hospital
1 Shalabadoo 2018-03-27
Leslie Mann was banging in George of the Jungle, doesn't get enough credit
1 Plexipus 2018-03-27
Lol he looks like Al Gore
1 wolfbetter 2018-03-27
So... this is the power of drugs...
1 yvonneka 2018-03-27
She is 5 years older than him...
1 gw65kg 2018-03-27
Oh fuck. Tom Cruise's midlife crisis is going to be entertaining.
1 JumbledFun 2018-03-27
Kathryn Bigelow doing pretty well at 66 tho
1 POZLOADS0 2018-03-27
That's some funny plastic surgery.
1 Flying_Momo 2018-03-27
11/10 would take the m'lady for dinner
1 Kisagari 2018-03-27
Still getting over the fact that he has a tooth in line with the dead centre of his face...
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-27
Can't unsee!!!
1 Chicup 2018-03-27
Its not just botox and shit like that which is the usual go to excuse.
Its genetics mostly. I'm old enough to see those who get age train hits like a wrecking ball at 40 and those who seem to be immortal. Lifestyle matters too.
Don't tan.
Don't smoke.
Limit your drinking.
Look young much longer. Also don't be fat but that should be a given.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-27
https://youtu.be/o41A91X5pns
1 Chicup 2018-03-27
Fucking like degenerates is still ok.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-27
crack is ok though. heard it here first, folks. tip your dealer on the way out.
1 LastRedShoulder 2018-03-27
Diet is huge. Eating lots and putting a strain on your system to digest disgusting shit. I bet money most of the immortals are vegan and don't eat a lot.
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-03-27
This explains the gaps.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-27
Heroin is cool, though. Slows down the aging process.
1 appropriate-username 2018-03-27
Absolutely nothing to do with any kind of drama.
1 PotatoePizza 2018-03-27
You would say that you fucking Xenu-denying bigot heretic scum ass bitch ass donkey.
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-03-27
it's vapid though so i'm okay with it.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-03-27
"Its just a ball of dust, underneath my feet".
1 Al_Simmons 2018-03-27
Dr here, the main reason Tom Cruise still looks youthful is because he steals the souls of his personal slaves in his Scientology enclave. The is done in a process by removing the pituitary glands of his slaves and consuming it after drying the gland out for a period of 5 days.
If you look at classic scientific literature for example, the Warhammer 40k codex, The Emperor of Mankind does similar with the constant need for the life force of his psykers.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-03-27
"It's called sunscreen" yells r/skincareaddiction