Cute comic. Now to make this reality, you just need to build up a revolutionary force large enough to overthrow the entire western international order, liquidate any reactionary remnants of the old structure (probably 40-50m people if a socialist revolution happened in the US), and instill a psychological revolution that magically makes everyone forget how they previously operated under capitalism.
That's not where this story ends. There should be a sequel to this, showing another dinner, but with the dog and his carrots missing, than another dinner with the dog and bird missing and so on, to represent the farmers gradually getting gulaged.
The total amount of suffering per year in the natural world is beyond all decent contemplation. During the minute that it takes me to compose this sentence, thousands of animals are being eaten alive, many others are running for their lives, whimpering with fear, others are slowly being devoured from within by rasping parasites, thousands of all kinds are dying of starvation, thirst, and disease. It must be so. If there ever is a time of plenty, this very fact will automatically lead to an increase in the population until the natural state of starvation and misery is restored. In a universe of electrons and selfish genes, blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get hurt, other people are going to get lucky, and you won't find any rhyme or reason in it, nor any justice. The universe that we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but pitiless indifference.
57 comments
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-03-27
Why does the Croc, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2018-03-27
Because he's a cuck soyboy, that's why
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27
I have a rude detector, let me try it out.
Beep...........beep.......beep....beep..beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.
Oh wow i found rudeness.
Please dont be rude. 😓
1 Did-the-math 2018-03-27
Fag.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27
Yer mum'z a fag 😡
1 Did-the-math 2018-03-27
How did you know?
1 E_G_Never 2018-03-27
He bought her data from facebook
1 Scummy_mofo 2018-03-27
Naw, Ed's a sick player and not a cancerous faggot.
1 cavides 2018-03-27
because it controls its toxic reptilianity.
1 PotatoePizza 2018-03-27
reptilianity... huh...
I like that a lot...
1 Schadenfrueda 2018-03-27
Everything that comes out of their mouths is pure venom
1 bjt23 2018-03-27
Sick Futurama reference, bro!
1 loli_esports 2018-03-27
So does the frog ever contribute anything or is he just a leech on society and carried by the productive animals?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-27
Pepe the parasite
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-27
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Trannypostingaccount 2018-03-27
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-27
👇👇👇 SUCK 👇👇👇 IT 👇👇👇 DOWN 👇👇👇
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27
CUCK COCK
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-27
FUCK OFF AGAIN, ED. NOW YOU'RE STEALING MY SHIT. FUCKING BITCH.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27
LOLOLOLOLOL
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-27
CUCKCUCKCUCKCUCKCUCKCUCKCUCKCUCK
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27
🐔🐔🐔🐓🐓🐓
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-27
😋😋😋🍗🍗🍗
1 im-a-koala 2018-03-27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TphEh0Qgv0
1 VidiotGamer 2018-03-27
Yes.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-03-27
it's because the last time he brought ingredients, they were laced with gay-turning chemicals.
1 Thhueros 2018-03-27
Lets be honest, the dude with parsley isn't contributing anything either.
1 deere442 2018-03-27
that's the guy who brings a bag of chips to a potluck
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-03-27
Cute comic. Now to make this reality, you just need to build up a revolutionary force large enough to overthrow the entire western international order, liquidate any reactionary remnants of the old structure (probably 40-50m people if a socialist revolution happened in the US), and instill a psychological revolution that magically makes everyone forget how they previously operated under capitalism.
1 CaptainWeekend 2018-03-27
They'll need a really big pot for the soup lol
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-27
Reminder:
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-03-27
theres a higher chance of a communist revolution happening than a fascist revolution 2bh
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-27
There is a higher chance of catastrophic asteroid impacts than of you satisfying a woman.
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-03-27
t. /r/drama poster
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-03-27
dude you got fucking wrecked and your just gonna have to live with it.
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-03-27
gussy is for plebs anyway
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-03-27
I fear you don't respect bussy all that much.
1 Curlgradphi 2018-03-27
Where do you think you are?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-03-27
surrounded by pussies
1 uniqueguy263 2018-03-27
Yeah, women are definitely attracted to alt right weirdos more than normal people
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-27
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-27
The twist is that the carrots, potatoes, and celery all could talk too.
1 XovNielkArze 2018-03-27
Under socialism we all get to share shitty vegan soup.
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-03-27
Under socialism, everyone's the frog
1 cavides 2018-03-27
That's not where this story ends. There should be a sequel to this, showing another dinner, but with the dog and his carrots missing, than another dinner with the dog and bird missing and so on, to represent the farmers gradually getting gulaged.
1 Greatpointbut 2018-03-27
I think the dog hid the carrots in it's butt
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-27
I have potatoe
1 GodBlessGiroud 2018-03-27
Into the pot you go
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-03-27
Nobody likes the micks
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-27
tru
1 shaneoffline 2018-03-27
The total amount of suffering per year in the natural world is beyond all decent contemplation. During the minute that it takes me to compose this sentence, thousands of animals are being eaten alive, many others are running for their lives, whimpering with fear, others are slowly being devoured from within by rasping parasites, thousands of all kinds are dying of starvation, thirst, and disease. It must be so. If there ever is a time of plenty, this very fact will automatically lead to an increase in the population until the natural state of starvation and misery is restored. In a universe of electrons and selfish genes, blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get hurt, other people are going to get lucky, and you won't find any rhyme or reason in it, nor any justice. The universe that we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but pitiless indifference.
1 PotatoePizza 2018-03-27
And in this chaos arose the Sapient Brain, the most advanced structure in the cosmos.
The universe had become aware of itself in multitudes - and it saw design, purpose, evil, good. It was not indifferent.
1 LemonScore 2018-03-27
Communist Greedo on the right
1 snallygaster 2018-03-27
Cute comic but the author needs to learn how to cook. Yikes.
1 ThePathToOne 2018-03-27
what do you mean you dont like celery carrot onion soup that somehow turns red
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-27
celery makes me angry
1 GenitalGesticulation 2018-03-27
That's not soup that's almost soup
1 knigpin 2018-03-27
Something tells me that the pig isn't gonna be around much longer with the dog and the alligator around
1 Honk4Tits 2018-03-27
He will just be doing his part.
1 normie_girl 2018-03-27
Look every organisation needs an accountant, OK. Someone to make sure that nothing is missing and that everyone pays their share.
That advice costs $400 and I'll send you the bill today.
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-27
those onions are gonna kill that dog