Can't wait for the mythbusters episode on this one

The real dramas gonna be when they tackle the Holocaust

I CAN ONLY GET ERRECT SO MUCH 😩🍆

 a major design flaw that investigators say the company had known about, tried unsuccessfully to fix, and eventually ignored.

Couldn't they have just added weight to the tubes?

I'll add some weight to your tubes bb ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

That kid's parents may have a head to give you, but if they won't I'll go ahead and give you some head myself (¬‿¬)

Ca-can I watch you to while I stand in the corner? (◕‿◕✿)

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😏🔭 🍆

Nothing gets the ladies going hotter than ectopic pregnancies!

I'm sure they were trying to avoid the possibility of a group of heavier guests not making it all the way back up the hill.

It's just not a smart design idea to put an airtime hill on a water ride where the passengers and tubes aren't well strapped down.

Who goes to a water park called Schlitterbahn?

https://static.ffx.io/images/$width_780%2C$height_439/t_crop_auto/t_sharpen%2Cq_auto%2Cf_auto/668b51aa78d216cd20bd2e3c640d93605cbb3867

Not anymore

I went to the one in Texas. It's fucking huge and so far zero fatalities.

Please tell me they have a ride called "Down The Schlitter"

An autobiographical ride based on the owner's life. I like it.

This is highly culturally insensitive. It's not our job to educate you.

at least one that's now Schlittergone

German engineering used to be the envy of the world and now it's just used for decapitating boys. SMH

The apex of German engineering tbh

So this is the new Muslim German engineering? Don't even need to saw the infidels head off with a dull machete now, you can decapitate them remotely.

You can give it a german name, but american engineering stays the same.

Imagine going to prison because of a water slide

"I cut off a boy's head" 😮

"With a water slide"🤔

Yes, imagine that! Being held accountable for your actions! Crazy concept right?

You don't belong here, nerd

Holy shit, they killed a state legislators kid relative. Enjoy the butt rape.

Great now how am I going to get permits for Mr Bones Wild Ride.

I would still ride that slide.

make sure to crane your neck for a good view. you know, for your safety

He and a longtime friend and business partner, John Schooley, were the chief designers, the indictment says, even though neither had any credentials in mathematics, physics or engineering.

Fucking elitist mathematicians always blathering on about severed heads. What a bunch of whiners.

lol nerds, right?