(((We))) witness a local meltdown when a retard comes up with a conspiracy theory to defend a school shooter. Continuously pings Daddy Top Mod but is ignored. A rabid pack of ShariaBlue shills immediately take him out at sight. And as always, Dramacoin emerges. سُبْحَانَ اللّهُ

Using 📤 🤳📤 alt accounts to violate 👊😈 👌🍑 a 💰 suspension 🚟 breaks 💥💥 reddit 🤖 rules, 📜 perhaps 🙋♀ 🙋🙋 we 👩👥 👼👧 should 👑👫 see what ♂ the 👀 🏆 admins think 🤔 👐 about that? 😻😐

1 Jukk 2018-03-27

/u/AnEmojipastaBot

1 AnEmojipastaBot 2018-03-27

Using 🏻 📤 🤳📤 alt accounts to 💦 violate 👊😈 👌🍑 a 💯😎 💰 suspension 🚟🚟 🚟 breaks 💥 💥💥 reddit 🏻 🤖 rules, 📜 perhaps 🙋♀ 🙋🙋 we 👩👥 👼👧 should 👑👫 see 😼👀 what 😦 ♂ the 🐈 👀 🏆 admins think 🤔 🤔 👐 about 😤👌 that? 😧 😻😐

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-27

https://i.imgur.com/BGz0F4c.gif

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

HOW RUDE!

I'm not a snitch I'm just asking questions

1 imguralbumbot 2018-03-27

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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-27

Imagine being this proud to be a snitch. YIKES

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

I didn't tell the admins any rule breaking was occuring, I simply asked if that would be considered rule breaking. That's not snitching, that's asking a question.

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

u/AnEmojipastaBot

1 AnEmojipastaBot 2018-03-27

I 👁👁 didn't 😊😑 tell the 💰 admins any 💦 rule ⚖👨 breaking was occuring, I 💰 simply 😡⤵ asked 🙋🚻 if that would 😎😏 be 🐝 considered 🤔 rule ⚖ breaking. 📦⛔ That's 💥❌ not 🤷 snitching, that's 🏻🍆 asking a question. ❓

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

👩💬Cool Story Bro💫 👚👏💥 👖 👠👠

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

Are you really a jew?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-27

Are you really /u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu?

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

I am pure kobe beef friendo, not that inferior wagyu stuff

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

well memed XDDD

1 subpoutine 2018-03-27

He is. Knows his shit about violating the spirit (but not the law!) of Shabbat.

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

I have no idea what that means. I don't care for getting ripped off, so I tend to avoid people of the (((jewish))) persuasion

1 subpoutine 2018-03-27

I tend to gas people of the (((jewish))) persuasion

Wow dude, that’s fucked up. Consider yourself reported to the admins, cracker.

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

That's not what I said at all

1 subpoutine 2018-03-27

Nice ninja edit and all, but we all saw what you wrote. Even for /r/Drama, that’s fucking low. Enjoy your ban.

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

https://www.ceddit.com/r/Drama/comments/87n5xb/we_witness_a_local_meltdown_when_a_retard_comes/dwe8sfd/

wrong

1 subpoutine 2018-03-27

https://www.ceddit.com/r/Drama/comments/87n5xb/we_witness_a_local_meltdown_when_a_retard_comes/dwe8sfd/

ceddit doesn’t preserve comment hierarchy, you geriatric fuck. Maybe if your brain wasn’t calcified into Trumpist mush, you’d realize how perfect forwarding of l-value generics work, but you’ve probably always been too stupid to learn about babby concepts like MongoDB reference polymorphism.

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

ceddit doesn’t preserve comment hierarchy, you geriatric fuck. Maybe if your brain wasn’t calcified into Trumpist mush, you’d realize how perfect forwarding of l-value generics work, but you’ve probably always been too stupid to learn about babby concepts like MongoDB reference polymorphism.

Google.com: No results found for "doesn’t preserve comment hierarchy, you geriatric fuck. Maybe if your brain wasn’t calcified into Trumpist mush, you’d realize how perfect forwarding of l-value generics work, but you’ve probably always been too stupid to learn about babby concepts like MongoDB reference polymorphism".

Holy shit is that fresh pasta or what?!?

1 subpoutine 2018-03-27

“hurr durr i’m a disabled boomer on pension whose dick don’t work no good, and I’m to dumb to look up how Reddit’s client-facing string rasterization or JIT reference counting preserves comment depth, but I’m gonna use ceddit anyway cuz that’s what the young kids do!”

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

Hi disabled boomer on pension, I'm botchIngs, nice to meet you.

1 subpoutine 2018-03-27

You really are 55, aren’t you?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-27

Do they even have Jews in Iowa?

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

1 down 49 to go, this'll be a hoot

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

See, this is snitching:

1 ComedicSans 2018-03-27

Silly poppet, Canadians aren't people.

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

Close enough for suspension purposes though :D

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

RIP /u/BotchIngs

1 shitpost953 2018-03-27

lmao fuck I loved that idiot.

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

Oh and this:

https://imgur.com/a/LPmNp

But drat of drats another snitch beat me to that one!

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

I think this might be snitching too, not sure though!!!

https://imgur.com/a/3VY2W

1 imguralbumbot 2018-03-27

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1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

u/ed__butteredtoast poke poke

don't quit sperging now!

1 buttermyself 2018-03-27

Lol, how booty blasted do you have to be to be like you is?

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

...fairly

1 buttermyself 2018-03-27

...massively

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

Nah at this point it is great for laughs, I send in about 5-10 reports to the admins per night, then when I wake up in the morning it's like christmas seeing which ones they responded to

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

it's great for the laughs

Haha yes!! https://i.imgur.com/zKSsExY.jpg

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

Well, for me at least

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

u/AnEmojipastaBot

1 AnEmojipastaBot 2018-03-27

Well, 🍆 for me at 💦🤠 least 👏 /u/Ed__ButteredToast 🤕

1 JumbledFun 2018-03-27

Wow please keep yourself safe friendo

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

Phew I already submitted 5 for the night. You win this time!

1 JumbledFun 2018-03-27

Why would I get in trouble for wishing great safety upon you? You are a confused little boy

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

I was here when the admins made the rule you couldn't advise people to do that, so don't try that garbage on me

1 JumbledFun 2018-03-27

I just really hope you manage to keep yourself safe in these dangerous times, I don't understand your hostility. Per chance you are an angsty alt?

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

meltdown within a post about meltdown

keep going! this is one is definitely going into the r/drama history books

1 buttermyself 2018-03-27

Why are you so adamantly opposed to your own safety? This is weird.

1 Redactor0 2018-03-27

u/BotchIngs sounds like a danger to his own safety. I hope the proper authorities are notified.

1 buttermyself 2018-03-27

Wow. Youre like the next mort zuckerkorn.

1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-03-27

I usually don't participate in mutt politics thread out of respect for national boundaries but I'm pretty sure I'm mirroring international sentiments when I say this.

Kick Your Snake.

1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-03-27

What a story Mark!

1 pozbot 2018-03-27

poz

1 The_ButterChimp 2018-03-27

we should see what the admins think about that?

They're going to think you're a huge faggot just like everyone else does.

1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27

Rude!

1 IamPureButter 2018-03-27

How long until they put you on their "ignore this annoying cunt" list?

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

hey /u/buttermyself pls contain your alts. they are leaking here :p

1 buttermyself 2018-03-27

Oh eddie, dear sweet eddie, do even your alts have alts?

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

looool

1 RedditAdminIsRacist 2018-03-27

That's called "admin abuse" and you get suspended.

1 RelevantEmployment 2018-03-27

Someone start working this into an archive, this is amazing.

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

/u/ComedicSans pls gib sticky if you like what you see here. Even if you don't, still!! Thank!

1 ComedicSans 2018-03-27

Done. But I expect you to bait everyone willy-nilly, fam.

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

Is it bad that i'm watching IASIP rn? I will try my best daddy (◕‿◕✿)

1 TruthPains 2018-03-27

I bait yer nan wit' me horn m8

1 ComedicSans 2018-03-27

Look, I expect you to disappoint me, but you don't have to disappoint my family too.

1 TruthPains 2018-03-27

m8, as the Buddhists say, "I'm shaggin' yer nan m8"

1 IamPureButter 2018-03-27

/u/BotchIngs

You are amazing. Keep up the good work!

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

6 min acc age

1 FigLordBigot 2018-03-27

Nobody is fooled by this bullshit. How many alts do you need?

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

/u/BigLordShiggot

/u/socialistephebophile

/u/shallowm

1 shallowm 2018-03-27

I think /u/FigLordBigot isn't actually /u/BigLordShiggot and all those other accounts, his style of typing/speech doesn't seem the same.

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

It is trust me. BigLordShiggot had that alt when he wasn't suspended. Same "le DAE Jews n niggers n muzzies". It's hard to miss :D

1 shallowm 2018-03-27

Well, both /u/FigLordBigot and /u/BigLordFigot (a different account) were created after /u/BigLordShiggot was suspended. /u/SocialistEphebophile was created the same day /u/BigLordFigot went inactive.

I think /u/BigLordShiggot, /u/BigLordFigot, and /u/SocialistEphebophile are all the same person. /u/FigLordBigot also whines about libtards and Muslims, but they only have 13 comments and, to me, they just seem like a poor imitation of the other person.

It's probably one of those people that follow you around with accounts that were usually created a few hours ago.

1 FigLordBigot 2018-03-27

they just seem like a poor imitation of the other person.

Shots fired.

1 RedditAdminIsRacist 2018-03-27

He's got to have a least 50-100.

1 FigLordBigot 2018-03-27

Faggy comments plus butter equals ed

1 RedditAdminIsRacist 2018-03-27

He doesn't exclusively use butter. If you watch, a lot of other accounts post and stop posting when he does. I'm sure he's got a script and multiple browser windows up to accomplish his autistic feet of cowdom.

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

/u/AnnoysTheGoys based top mind of r/drama is on to us!!

1 pepperouchau 2018-03-27

Why are people writing so many words and pretending site/sub rules matter and shit

1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-27

Its a retard fight, just stand back and watch.

1 mymourningsunrise 2018-03-27

My Uncle Matt is mentally retarded, and he is miles ahead of a lot of redditors in the intelligence dept.

1 Scarytownterminator 2018-03-27

I’m not convinced that they aren’t eating lead paint chips while typing tbh fam

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-27

See, I think it was this guy and not Ivanka who reported your comments 😒😕

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

reporting

imagine being this angry when shamed for being dumb. lololol. He'll soon go full /u/nunast /u/SDIHTD on us one day

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-27

Tbf, most of your comments are really bad and deserve to be reported 😕😕😒😐

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

wow vvv rood. i'm reporting you to /r/TheRedditPolice

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-27

EdButteredToast😒😒, moar liek EdButthurtToast 😈😈

😂😂😂😂😂

1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-27

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1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-03-27

This is a very impressive post Ed😊😉😵

1 Penguin_Party12345 2018-03-27

I wanna post in /r/flying but keep ending up in this shitty sub

1 allendrio 2018-03-27

FUCKING SHAREBLUE GET OUT OF MY /R/DRAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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