I strive to win the praise of the adults in my life and long to be seen as mature beyond my years. I would have done almost anything to win the approval of my teachers.

Hmmmmm....

Sounds like daddy issue to me.

Yeah but he would never stretch the truth to get their approval.

but totally wouldnt make up a bunch of bullshit for the attention and approval from this media outlet and a chance to ride the #2018gunbanhypetrain

sounds like a hot date

Almost like she just wrote this article to gain the approval of adults and garnish positive attention.

The opposite is true, of course. Get more guns out there. I wouldn't even oppose publicly available gun bins. If you don't have one, just take one. But Trump will come around. He has been anointed by God, so he will be advised accordingly.

But for now, get as many guns out there as we can. I don't care who gets them, I really don't. I can't stand how even some so-called conservatives are talking about withholding guns from the mentally ill--first of all, who determines who is mentally ill? And then, once we deny firearms to the mentally ill, we have a convenient clause for denying them to everyone. No. More guns, guns for everyone.

Nikolas Cruz is the culmination of the frustration many of us men (and women) feel in the culture that i being changed around us.

He is today's knight and he is building an army. I would happily use the resources I have built (I donate to him now mohtly) and even my combat skills to back his ideals if need be.

Keep preaching Nikolas Cruz, hopefully it doesn't come to violence but there are millions of us who agree that our freedoms are worth fighting for. While I hope the new dialogue being created calms people down enough to talk and solve our problems Demoratically, I worry that it will simply enrage the Left even more who thinks they have a monopoly on the thought of the country.

All when in fact, they are a tiny minority and if they chose to go to violence, they will be crushed.

Hopefully insanely intelligent people like Nikolas Cruz will help lead the way peacefully and allow the more moderate Leftists to take pack the party from the Progressives who have violently taken over the Democratic Party.

Hahaha, who woulda thought it would be white trash that I would call my modern day hero to join the likes of George Washington and Lucious Quinctius Cincinnatus!

I've got to hand it to you, Ed, you sure have got balls. I can tell in many ways you're trying to put up a brave face. I can't say I blame you that much, I'm sure even an insignificant insect like yourself needs to think they can put up a fight. For those lovely members of our audience this sunny afternoon, I think you'll be pleased to know most of what the Irishman over here has said is true. I appreciate him being able to sit up long enough to actually recognize an amount of words greater than his fingers and toes. I do think he might have underestimated just how badly he got drubbed.

I pounded him so hard I bet it made whatever fetid potato he shoves his cock in every night absolutely green with envy. I'd title it the Battle of Aughrim: 21-moves of Williamite Rape. I think it effectively dashes any of this indigent sack's claims of legitimacy or intellectual superiority. Of course, you don't need to take my word for it, why don't we look at our little sparring match more closely? If you can't see the chess board, you'll need to download the Reddit PGN viewer for either Chrome or Firefox. I'm White by the way, as if you couldn't already tell. I hope you're willing to see a bloodbath.

[pgn] 1. d4 e6 2. Nc3 d5 3. e4 c5 {This is exactly the kind of material I've come to expect from you, Ed, I haven't seen a French this pathetic since Petain.} 4. exd5 exd5 5. dxc5 Be6 {Squirm little worm, tried to force his way with the Marshall but you can tell he can barely keep up.} 6. Bb5+ Nc6 7. Be3 d4 8. Bxd4 Qxd4 {There are reasons why some people are at the top and some people are at the slop, this is one such reason, I'm starting to think the spud you penetrate every night could do so much better than you.} 9. Qxd4 Rd8 10. Bxc6+ bxc6 11. Qa4 Bxc5 12. Qxc6+ Bd7 {It's like watching a vulture slowly pick apart a dying deer, you can't look away, but it's just so cruel isn't it? The result was decided before any of the pieces were moved, that much is obvious.} 13. Qxc5 Rc8 14. Qe5+ Ne7 15. Qxg7 Rf8 16. Qxh7 Kd8 {What cruel little twisted fate put you on top of my plate? You acted so high and mighty before, but now you're just a meal.} 17. Qg7 Kc7 18. Qxf8 Rxf8 {I decided to throw the poor imbecile a scrap here, mind you this is quite literally the only inaccuracy in the entire game, and it was intentional, I wanted to give him a tiny slice of hope before I really start to twist my cock in his pale ass.} 19. Nge2 Rg8 20. Nf4 Rxg2 {Tut tut tut, Ed, do you ever learn? Oh well, guess I'll just take that bone I gave you, seems like you don't even deserve that much.} 21. Nxg2 Bh3 {Poor little thing tapped after this, like the prey that he is, a rush of hormones went straight to his brain as the predator sunk some fangs into his feeble neck. For a predator like me, all I feel is the thrill of the kill.} 1-0 [/pgn]

I hope you appreciate I didn't make things too complex. I do consider myself a poet, but I doubt that many of you are really able to understand it. Pearls before swine, coin for a cat, however you'd like to think of it. Considering my audience assembled before me today, I don't think it'd be an exaggeration to say I'm superior to almost every single one of you, save a fellow friend in the audience, who, like me, browses this subreddit to marvel at your weakness and sloth. In any case, none of you could beat me in chess even if I removed both Knights beforehand. They call that Knight odds, by the way.

I'd say this is a pretty good punishment, isn't it Ed? I hope your fellow canaille can look you in the eye after they know how badly you got thrashed like a minnow in a hurricane. You never had even a tiny chance of defeating me. The interesting this is that I didn't even have to go all out. I could have put an end to your little struggle way earlier. However, not unlike the shrike, I enjoy impaling my prey and watch them convulse and scream before I deliver the coup de grace. Let me know if you ever want to get thoroughly trounced even harder. In fact, any of you are free to challenge me and I'll get back to you when I can.

I don't play chess for the money, I have plenty of that which I earned in even more innovative ways. I play it because it's perhaps the best game that can allow me to demonstrate why I am such a superior individual. You may find such a statement arrogant, but I think you'll see that it couldn't be more true. It's people like us that are the reason you can shit in a toilet, drive in a car, whine about the unfairness of reality on your computers, and more. There are an exceedingly few individuals who can give me that much of a challenge at my fullest. If you want to reverse that status quo, my inbox is always open, I do enjoy a good bout of sodomy and choking.

i want your babies

No! They're ALL MINE 👿👿👿

are you gonna eat them? 😵😨

No, I'm selling them to the highest bidding ancap

https://i.imgur.com/6fM5X60.png

Did you just made that rn? For meeeeeeeee?? 😍😍😍

Nope but I stole it for u

didn't read that codswallop but i give you upboat for Petain reference

This pasta was originally about Peterson right?

Yup

It's the comparison to Washington and Cincinnatus that always kills me lmao

Amen. A gun in every crib. You can't start teaching firearm safety too young.

First they took away guns from the mentally ill and I said nothing. Then they said I was mentally ill and no one spoke for me.

and you deserved it you fucking nutcase. go back to your cave in the alps and raise alpacas and preach the coming apocalypse like all wise fools should

Mental illness is a social construct, who's to say that mentally ill people don't have the best brains? Normies, that's who.

Nikolas "DINDU NUFFIN" Cruz is the reason wh*te "people" should have their guns taken away!!

We need gun redistribution now.

(((Nikolas Cruz)))

That is all.

standing ovation

Early and often.

early and often

I half-heartedly tried to be nice to him while my friends were being shitters! Pity me please!

Surely the reincarnation of Ghandi.

Someone got the atomic wedgie yesterday.

Kids are cruel. All people are, by nature — they just lose touch with it as they get older. Start thinking they know right and wrong. 'That's immoral!' War crime-this, Code of Conduct-that

Being edgy is just following the pop culture advice to not let the inner child die.

I was shoved inside every locker I ever had through school. It gave me the strength I have today.

It doesn't matter; I'm in Australia anyway.

I recognise my bullies as my superiors. Betas like myself deserve nothing more than to be treated by alpha studs as though we're dirt under their shoe.

So did you impregnate your wife with emu sperm yet?

Vegemite sandwich

You impregnated your Vegemite sandwich with emu sperm?

fucking aussies, damned fool barely speaks english. its like trying to hold conversation with a speak n' say

so i take it that you come from the land down under

fucking lol

New York Times has jumped the shark.

Was he Ted Cruz's son? Murder runs in that family.

Being a peer counselor was the first real responsibility I had ever had, my first glimpse of adulthood, and I took it very seriously.

And this is why I'm glad lord Cruz exterminated these rodents.

/u/zegrindylows what does white supremacy have to do with a Mexican shooting up a school.

So what you’re saying is that if you befriend the school shooter, he won’t kill you.