Imgur user gets unsolicited dick pics from some rando she doesn't remember from high school. She proceeds to send them to his grandma. Drama ensues.
35 2018-03-28 by KyosBallerina
Best moment:
- She yells at him for the "wrinkly" dick pic
Him: Woah woah woah Unsolicited?
Her: Uhmmmm... OF COURSE. IS A SMALL DICK A SYMPTOM OF BLINDESS?
Best Moment:
Mom sends her regards and looks forward to seeing you at church.
Tami?
Tami?
Tami?
Your fucking with me aren't you
You are such a heartless bitch and not even clever
Hello?
Please respond ASAP
my grandmother is fragile. your fucking with me right now
Ahahahahahaha that was funny
Tami?
Kys, cunt
Is this how you treat someone who's in love with you?
I know you're reading this. You will respond to me right now or else.
Please my life is already difficult right now.
If you decide you want to hang out just call
Tami
You didn't send it right?
Hello
[Emphasis mine]
30 comments
1 KyosBallerina 2018-03-28
Emphasis on those parts in the third text exchange because Jesus Christ dude pick a mood/personality already.
Let me just tell threaten her and then she'll totally want to hang out!
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-28
Mayos smfh
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-03-28
Does this sub somehow look like /r/creepypms to you?
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-03-28
This sub is more real
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-28
Which one of you was this?
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-28
Isn't it obvious? /u/eva_unit_hung
1 buttermyself 2018-03-28
User pinging eva while shes temp banned from drama is a sure fire way to get some hilarious but unsolicited nudes.
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-28
I've already got a folder of them
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-28
Share them no? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-28
Sorry you gotta earn them, Eva doesn't just give them out to anyone 😇
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-28
Wow rood 😡😒. What did I expect from a fucking capitalist Jew who smells like rotten potatoes. 🤢🤮
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-28
Anarcho-fascist actually
And rotten potatoes > scooter-riding ameriblimps
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-28
Fucking Hibernians!! Can't trust 'em these days
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-28
tarraing mo pheann
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-28
If i put peanut butter up my butt rn, will it smell good if i fart after that?
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-28
Good question but not my area of expertise. Ask /u/ladyvetinari she's a degenerate amerifat like u
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-28
Excuse me you motherfucker but we don't allow hate speech in out subbie. Pls leave 😤
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-28
That was a compliment, I love degenerate amerifats 😍
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-28
OwO
nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ^ _ ^
1 d-amazo 2018-03-28
we've all seen eva naked, we all know he's a teenager, i'm reporting u to the FBI for cp
1 JumbledFun 2018-03-28
/u/masterlawlz for sure
1 BannaHamHock 2018-03-28
This was lame as fuck and yet still better than Trump or TwoX drama so, ok I guess.
1 KingWayneX 2018-03-28
I think my grandma would proud of the enormous dong she helped me inherit. She twerent with grandpa for nothin
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-03-28
Somebody learned to flirt on /r/drama.
1 A_Big_Teletubby 2018-03-28
"boys will be boys" thanks grandma
1 RealUncleBuck 2018-03-28
Wow firstly, best thing I've read all day. Secondly, you must be a saint with your patience for that creep. You legitimately tried to let him off nicely despite so many dickish things this dude was spewing. Thirdly, I hope I never get on your bad side because you go right for the jugular.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-03-28
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Jx8pC
Grandma needs to take her brain medicine
1 MaiaSan 2018-03-28
When people say the shit this guy says and then say they're a "nice guy" it just pisses me off so much...
1 somegurk 2018-03-28
Well he didn't rape and murder her so ya know he could be less nice.
1 snappleteadrink 2018-03-28
Hot take alert
1 80BAIT08 2018-03-28
Fake
Fake