Nobody would give a shit if the political right didn't run all over the place screeching about marriage and how it's "under attack" and all kinds of crazy shit.
I really just don't get how anyone takes evangelicals seriously. These people are just beyond absurd. There's no consistency at all.
They care so much about Christian nationalism they'll throw away literally everything they've been screeching about for the last 30 years.
In 2011, only 30% white evangelicals would agree that βan elected official who commits an immoral act in their personal life can still behave ethically and fulfill their duties.β
After Trump, that number is now 72%.
Evangelicals are the most naked spineless hypocrites ever.
I was about to mention that same study, which had atheists/non-religious people not really changing their answer to the same question over the same period of time. Something something moral barometer. Conservatoids will say itβs fake news
Evangelicals are the most naked spineless hypocrites ever.
Seriousposting here, but I'd go to civil war against the evangelicals way before I volunteered to fight some foreign war. They should unironically be exterminated.
I'm willing to lead an army in their attempt to do it, but only under the understanding that I will betray the movement afterwards and establish a one party Communist dictatorship with me at its head.
Light (mobile) infantry cannot hold ground. They are usually elite forces that carry all their shit with them, and they're typically used either as an entirely offense or reconnaissance/support unit. They also don't work when you place some dipshit cock-sucking sycophant in-charge, like all Commie dictators invariable do.
What you need is grunts. Literally and figuratively. The kind of braindead boots-on-the-ground force who don't need to think for themselves. The kind that made 20th Communism - if not great - then unignorable.
Like why did it matter that Clinton got some succ under the desk? So he's an unfaithful husband? What you gonna fucking do, stone him? Is that what America is now, a theocratic shithole.
Such a shit point of criticism, someones trainwreck of a love life is their own business. Also he was married to Hillary, someone infamous for being a total bitch as first lady.
You seem to be implying you wouldn't happily wrap your lips around the Little First Lady and work with all your might while she pets your head and encourages you to be the best cocksucker you can be, then take home her list of dietary suggestions after you're done swallowing.
Drama downvotes THE TRUTH, this is CLASSIC suPRESion of evidence. Dickbags think they can bury Larry the gay fairy that fucked Barack in the back parking lot of a dairy Queen. The truth prevails drama, you will rue the day when the gay Larry files are declassified and the proof is revealed.
I think it's supposed to mean that Obama is a nice man that don't cheats on his wife or something....and didn't sexually harass or rape women unlike some other presidents.
What argument would the media honestly have to counter him? They would have Obama on one of those stupid late night shows a week later and say βTrump called you gay, how silly is that?β And Obama would say something extremely vague like, βI will let Michelle speak for me in that department.β The audience will cheer and roar. Then Michelle will be on some other lame show like Ellen the next day and when asked will give another vague answer, βoh i can assure you, the current man living in the White House is a liar.β
At this point I not only can see it happening, I expect it.
What argument would the media honestly have to counter him? They would have Obama on one of those stupid late night shows a week later and say βTrump called you gay, how silly is that?β And Obama would say something extremely vague like, βI will let Michelle speak for me in that department.β The audience will cheer and roar. Then Michelle will be on some other lame show like Ellen the next day and when asked will give another vague answer, βoh i can assure you, the current man living in the White House is a liar.β Audience roars again, then they dab while Michelleβs bulge bounces around.
At this point I not only can see it happening, I expect it.
96 comments
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-28
/u/belchinwaffles well memed fellow BASED MAGA PEDE!! LIBCUCKS BTFO'D XD
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-03-28
How will Hillary recover!!π€ππ€π
1 throwawayact69 2018-03-28
/u/anemojipastabot
1 AnEmojipastaBot 2018-03-28
/u/belchinwaffles π€ well π€·π€ memed fellow BASED π₯ MAGA PEDE!! LIBCUCKS BTFO'D π XD ππ
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-03-28
Wow, the braindamage emoji. Truly, this bot is sentient
1 d-polar- 2018-03-28
What the fuck does this even mean?
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-03-28
It's classic daddy defense force protocol. Something mildly scandalous is brought out, and they make it out to be another reason why he's really cool.
In this specific instance, a former porn star has alleged that Donald Trump slept with her while he was married to Melania.
T_D Spin: "Trump fucks, confirmed."
1 pizzashill 2018-03-28
Nobody would give a shit if the political right didn't run all over the place screeching about marriage and how it's "under attack" and all kinds of crazy shit.
I really just don't get how anyone takes evangelicals seriously. These people are just beyond absurd. There's no consistency at all.
They care so much about Christian nationalism they'll throw away literally everything they've been screeching about for the last 30 years.
1 seshfan2 2018-03-28
In 2011, only 30% white evangelicals would agree that βan elected official who commits an immoral act in their personal life can still behave ethically and fulfill their duties.β
After Trump, that number is now 72%.
Evangelicals are the most naked spineless hypocrites ever.
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2018-03-28
Evangelicals should all be shot tbh fam
1 SlackBabo 2018-03-28
Christian holocaust when? Revenge of the Jews.
1 duckraul2 2018-03-28
Electric jewgaloo
1 hobocactus 2018-03-28
They're tied with weebs for highest priority mayocide.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-28
This but unironically
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-03-28
Fuck yes they should. I canβt think of a bigger group of human scum than fucking pious middle American evangelicals.
1 K-town- 2018-03-28
I was about to mention that same study, which had atheists/non-religious people not really changing their answer to the same question over the same period of time. Something something moral barometer. Conservatoids will say itβs fake news
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-03-28
Well, at least 42% of them are.
1 Mort_DeRire 2018-03-28
Seriousposting here, but I'd go to civil war against the evangelicals way before I volunteered to fight some foreign war. They should unironically be exterminated.
1 damocles123 2018-03-28
I'm willing to lead an army in their attempt to do it, but only under the understanding that I will betray the movement afterwards and establish a one party Communist dictatorship with me at its head.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-28
Hopefully you've got mobile infantry.
1 KittehDragoon 2018-03-28
Light (mobile) infantry cannot hold ground. They are usually elite forces that carry all their shit with them, and they're typically used either as an entirely offense or reconnaissance/support unit. They also don't work when you place some dipshit cock-sucking sycophant in-charge, like all Commie dictators invariable do.
What you need is grunts. Literally and figuratively. The kind of braindead boots-on-the-ground force who don't need to think for themselves. The kind that made 20th Communism - if not great - then unignorable.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-28
He needs mobile because he's a fatass.
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-03-28
I'll take those odds
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-28
A civil war against the evangelicals would seriously make me rethink pacifism.
Crusade against the Protestant heretics when?
1 drvgyn2 2018-03-28
since you are too stupid to realize this yourself, let me spell it out for you: policymakers =/= the populace of a country
1 Singulaire 2018-03-28
So what you're saying is that Daddy made the evangelicals more moderate and progressive? Is there anything Daddy can't do?
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-28
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1 pizzashill 2018-03-28
What am I not consistent about?
Explain.
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-28
Three letters: SJW.
1 pizzashill 2018-03-28
Uh what? If you think I'm an SJW, I'd have to seriously question what your understanding of SJWs is.
SJW isn't a blanket term you throw at anyone to the left of hitler.
But do tell, what about SJWs am I not consistent about?
1 damocles123 2018-03-28
All people to the left of Hitler are Communists, all to the right of Mao are Nazis.
1 westofthetracks 2018-03-28
this but unironically
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-03-28
This is why we need radical centrism more than ever
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-03-28
Implying Maoist doctrine is incompatible for Nazi doctrine.
1 Singulaire 2018-03-28
What rock have tou been hiding under?
1 serialflamingo 2018-03-28
Noted SJW pizza "I will make Elliot Rodgers look like bell hooks" shill.
1 dyeTERFSdye 2018-03-28
lmao are you seriously such a boomer that you're comparing essjaydoubleyews to evangelical christians?
I'm pretty sure you're dumber than /u/ivankatrumpismywaifu was.
1 wisty 2018-03-28
Trump's not an evangelical though.
1 pizzashill 2018-03-28
Yet they love him and support him.
1 wisty 2018-03-28
Evangelicals aren't as smart as the average Trumpster.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-03-28
Are they truly unaware that it doesn't count if you pay for itM
1 RollBread 2018-03-28
Why does it matter who fucks who tho?
Like why did it matter that Clinton got some succ under the desk? So he's an unfaithful husband? What you gonna fucking do, stone him? Is that what America is now, a theocratic shithole.
Such a shit point of criticism, someones trainwreck of a love life is their own business. Also he was married to Hillary, someone infamous for being a total bitch as first lady.
1 Plexipus 2018-03-28
Fucking a porn star then paying her hush money is literally the most presidential thing Trump has ever done.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-28
It seems like they're implying he's gay.
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-28
Ofc hes gay, he's married to a man
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-28
who pooped out the kids then
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-28
Stormy.
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-28
π π πΊ π
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-28
Those aren't kids, they're AI created by the globalists
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-28
Kids're wired with nanomachines... huh.
1 dannyniklauski 2018-03-28
Damn, what a contraction
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-28
that's how you know i'm a native speaker
1 shallowm 2018-03-28
The belief that Michelle Obama is actually a man is pretty common in places like /r/The_Donald and some other conservative circles.
related /r/drama thread
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-03-28
My greatest hope for 2018 is that Melina Trump comes out as a trap.
1 nanonan 2018-03-28
Michelle has a cock.
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-28
wasn't she in that porno with Huma Abedin two years ago? She's got at least two vaginas too
1 Black_d20 2018-03-28
You seem to be implying you wouldn't happily wrap your lips around the Little First Lady and work with all your might while she pets your head and encourages you to be the best cocksucker you can be, then take home her list of dietary suggestions after you're done swallowing.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-28
Why he is being downvoted?
1 Coltorl- 2018-03-28
Drama downvotes THE TRUTH, this is CLASSIC suPRESion of evidence. Dickbags think they can bury Larry the gay fairy that fucked Barack in the back parking lot of a dairy Queen. The truth prevails drama, you will rue the day when the gay Larry files are declassified and the proof is revealed.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-28
TRUTH IS A LIE!!!
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-03-28
'Haha, nobody has accused him of sexual assault or rape, we totally got ya Obummer!' -Daddy defense force, maybe, possibly.
1 d-amazo 2018-03-28
4d3d3d3 chess
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-28
He fucks dude, like his husband Michael.
1 Tony49UK 2018-03-28
There's yer to be a woman who claims to have slept with Barack Obama. The only sexual partner that has been confirmed is his husband Michael.
1 Kevin_LanDUI 2018-03-28
Michelle is a man and the only people to come forward about having sex with Obama are men.
http://archive.is/JlVQl
1 mtg_liebestod 2018-03-28
It means that Trump's cheating on his wives is actually a plus since it means he isn't gay. Pretty amazing.
1 MaiaSan 2018-03-28
I think it's supposed to mean that Obama is a nice man that don't cheats on his wife or something....and didn't sexually harass or rape women unlike some other presidents.
1 aef823 2018-03-28
The Virgin Obama Vs the Chad Emperor Trump?
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-03-28
Liebrals DESTROYED! Is this the end for the Dems? I certainly think so.
1 EasySchmitty 2018-03-28
Whoa... so this is the power.... of right wing memes...
1 ragazzo_soup 2018-03-28
*Teleports behind you* Nothing personnel, cuck.
1 Ouraygun 2018-03-28
pick one
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-28
n i c e
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-28
T_d hasn't had a good meme since inauguration
1 MisterLipton 2018-03-28
FTFY
1 PM_ME_UR_1080TI 2018-03-28
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-03-28
It's impossible to judge. Judging a T_D meme would be like a Laotian trying to decipher a Lingala meme.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-03-28
The only ever had one good meme and that was Carl The Cuck.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-03-28
Who?
1 kingofthehill5 2018-03-28
Chad drupf vs virgin obama.
1 throwawayact69 2018-03-28
mmmm THAT'S SOME GOOD CONSPIRACY, MMMM OBUMER IS A FAGGOT. YESSSSSSS!
1 throwawayact69 2018-03-28
/U/anemojipastabot
1 AnEmojipastaBot 2018-03-28
mmmm THAT'S SOME GOOD π CONSPIRACY, MMMM π OBUMER IS ππ¦ A ππ FAGGOT. π YESSSSSSS!
1 HorribleBot 2018-03-28
πππZoop
1 hery41 2018-03-28
good πbot π€
1 djlewt 2018-03-28
HUSSEIN!
I'm convinced.
1 EOWNERDEAD 2018-03-28
Are these replies the same as yesterday's as well?
The fucking state of r/Drama.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-03-28
Reported for a lack of centrism.
1 MERCYLOVER163 2018-03-28
Danm, now that the left and right both can't meme memes are left to us radical centrists.
1 SPAMRAAM_ 2018-03-28
Memes just get objectively worse the further from the centre they go. Thatβs why this sub is so good.
1 serialflamingo 2018-03-28
Are they saying Trump is hotter than Obama?
1 grobobobo 2018-03-28
Dear god. I was not aware it was this bad.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-03-28
/u/foobzy
So youβre saying that reality is a deflection and the right canβt meme?
1 buttermyself 2018-03-28
This is a man who has decided to let his brain tumor do all the talking from now on.
1 kingwroth 2018-03-28
1 PM_ME_UR_1080TI 2018-03-28
Further proof mayos can't meme
1 holditsteady 2018-03-28
That meme is such an epic win
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-28
slay queen, slay
1 westofthetracks 2018-03-28
trolled EPIC STYLE
1 XovNielkArze 2018-03-28
Except his wife...