The first knows she's fat, so to make up for it she will do anything. Well, anything but lose the weight. She will suck your dick like she's eating a chicken leg. She's the best home cook in town. She will keep the house clean, and is a pretty decent mother. She won't argue with you, and will do whatever you want within limits. Pretty much the perfect housewife with a bit of extra cushion. You put up with the cushion, because the head is good, and the food keeps you full. That's how Mark, my co-worker's, wife is. She even packs his lunch every day. After work he goes home to a clean house, and relaxes all night.
Than, there's Betty. My fat lard of a wife that does nothing but sit around all day on her iPhone that I bought her, arguing on Tumblr about how men are all lazy. I come home after a twelve hour shift to a home that looks like an episode of Hoarders. Dishes are all over the living room, our bedroom, stacked in the kitchen, and there's even a fucking bowl of Ramen near the bathroom sink. Laundry is no longer laundry, but a landscape of mountains all over our house. Family photos are taped, yes taped, to the wall. I've had fast food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for about a year now. She never cooks, and even if she wanted to she couldn't, because she refuses to do the dishes. Washing the dishes makes "her hands sore". I've tried to clean up after her, but in a few days the house is back to Betty's pig pen. After working on my feet all day, I'm just too exhausted to clean for hours.
I've tried arguing with her to get a part-time job to help with the bills. I've tried telling her that if I'm going to pay for everything, she needs to start cleaning around the house. She just laughs, and calls me sexist. She says I need to learn how to respect her, that she can decide what is best for her, that men know nothing about women.
We have nothing in common. I'm conservative and shes liberal. I refuse to talk politics with her now, because she just yells "I can't believe I married such a fucking racist". She listens to Megan Tanner, and I listen to Hank Williams. I like listening to some new music. I think Taylor Swift is great, but Betty says it's NAZI music, so I can't play it in the house anymore. I like relaxing playing a video game for an hour or two when I get off work. Betty likes bitching at me about how video games objectify women. I use to hunt, my wife is vegan. Vegan means eating Oreos and drinking soy milk all day, from what I've gathered.
Some people will say it's my fault. That I should have saw the red flags before marrying her, but I swear she wasn't always like this. When I met her she was a tad bit chubby, but overall not bad looking. She didn't talk about politics at all, she was fun to be around, and sex wasn't that bad either. After getting married, it was like Jekyll & Hyde. A complete turn around. She didn't want to do anything but sit inside all day. She wasn't fun to talk to anymore, and all she does is bitch. Sex became rare, because she is always "too tired". Getting up from the couch to go lay in bed, or to grab her Lay's potato chip bag must be so exhausting.
Betty use to talk about wanting to lose weight, she even lost a good ten pounds before we got married. After marriage, she quit her diet, stopped walking, and gained all that weight back and more. I tried sitting her down about three months into our marriage and asking her if she would go back on her diet for us. I told her I was worried for her health and our relationship long-term if she kept gaining weight. She smiled and said she would think about what I said. I really thought she would think about it. I really thought she cared and was going to try again. However, the next day she handed me her laptop and told me to read what was on the screen. I looked, and she had posted what I said, asking her to lose weight, on a forum called /r/relationships. They were commenting saying I was a fat-shamer. That I was a horrible person, an abuser, and that she should leave me. One person even suggested she lose the weight then leave me. After twenty minutes of reading, she took the laptop, and told me "I didn't realize how abusive you were until now. I have PTSD from your emotional abuse, and it would be stressful for me to even fall asleep with you every night. From now on, you will be sleeping on the couch." I think it was at that moment I realized she was never going to change. Our sex life completely ended that day as well. I haven't had a blow-job in a year.
I hate my life. I hate that I work twelve hours and come home to a dirty house. I've even started to hate my wife, or who she's turned into. I don't want to leave my wife. I know it's the only way for her to realize she can't take advantage of people like this, but I made a promise to her, 'till death do us part'. I look around, and the only thing I can really blame is society. In a different time I don't believe she would act like this. I want change. I want every man out there not to have to go through what I'm going through at this very moment. No man deserves a Betty.
This is how Donald Trump got elected according to /u/Cr3X1eUZ
The problem is that you still have a lardass next to you in bed. If you can bring yourself to fuck a fat woman then the first one is actually a somewhat solid choice, for asexuals at least.
The issue is that most mayo women blow up with age. This is why us mayo dudes got to aspire to marry Asian women.
I don't know. I was just writing a story about some guy and his fat wife Betty, and how that drove him to vote for Donald Trump according to /u/Cr3X1eUZ
I figure I'm around 12 currently, been a while since it's been measured though. Definitely sub 15 though. I just want a wife, if I ever should get married, who doesn't let herself go. Shoupdnt be too much to ask for. Stats show that it apparently is though, for non-Asian and mayo women in particular.
My fat lard of a wife that does nothing but sit around all day on her iPhone that I bought her, arguing on Tumblr about how men are all lazy.
Pretty average. 🤔🤔🤔 Let's see more, shall we? 🙂🙂🙂
She didn't want to do anything but sit inside all day. She wasn't fun to talk to anymore, and all she does is bitch. Sex became rare, because she is always "too tired". Getting up from the couch to go lay in bed, or to grab her Lay's potato chip bag must be exhausting.
Nice girl. 😊😊😊
I looked, and she had posted what I said, asking her to lose weight, on a forum called /r/relationships. They were commenting saying I was a fat-shamer. That I was a horrible person, an abuser, and that she should leave me.
Awesome girl! 😎😍😎😍😎
"I didn't realize how abusive you were until now. I have PTSD from your emotional abuse, and it would be stressful for me to even fall asleep with you every night. From now on, you will be sleeping on the couch." I think it was at that moment I realized she was never going to change. Our sex life completely ended that day as well. I haven't had a blow-job in a year.
12 comments
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-29
We're gonna need a bigger can.
1 pointmanzero 2018-03-29
This is exactly what I expected.
The shit I see typed up on reddit is exactly the shit I would expect that fat ass to type.
1 sarsly 2018-03-29
There's two types of fat women in this world.
The first knows she's fat, so to make up for it she will do anything. Well, anything but lose the weight. She will suck your dick like she's eating a chicken leg. She's the best home cook in town. She will keep the house clean, and is a pretty decent mother. She won't argue with you, and will do whatever you want within limits. Pretty much the perfect housewife with a bit of extra cushion. You put up with the cushion, because the head is good, and the food keeps you full. That's how Mark, my co-worker's, wife is. She even packs his lunch every day. After work he goes home to a clean house, and relaxes all night.
Than, there's Betty. My fat lard of a wife that does nothing but sit around all day on her iPhone that I bought her, arguing on Tumblr about how men are all lazy. I come home after a twelve hour shift to a home that looks like an episode of Hoarders. Dishes are all over the living room, our bedroom, stacked in the kitchen, and there's even a fucking bowl of Ramen near the bathroom sink. Laundry is no longer laundry, but a landscape of mountains all over our house. Family photos are taped, yes taped, to the wall. I've had fast food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for about a year now. She never cooks, and even if she wanted to she couldn't, because she refuses to do the dishes. Washing the dishes makes "her hands sore". I've tried to clean up after her, but in a few days the house is back to Betty's pig pen. After working on my feet all day, I'm just too exhausted to clean for hours.
I've tried arguing with her to get a part-time job to help with the bills. I've tried telling her that if I'm going to pay for everything, she needs to start cleaning around the house. She just laughs, and calls me sexist. She says I need to learn how to respect her, that she can decide what is best for her, that men know nothing about women.
We have nothing in common. I'm conservative and shes liberal. I refuse to talk politics with her now, because she just yells "I can't believe I married such a fucking racist". She listens to Megan Tanner, and I listen to Hank Williams. I like listening to some new music. I think Taylor Swift is great, but Betty says it's NAZI music, so I can't play it in the house anymore. I like relaxing playing a video game for an hour or two when I get off work. Betty likes bitching at me about how video games objectify women. I use to hunt, my wife is vegan. Vegan means eating Oreos and drinking soy milk all day, from what I've gathered.
Some people will say it's my fault. That I should have saw the red flags before marrying her, but I swear she wasn't always like this. When I met her she was a tad bit chubby, but overall not bad looking. She didn't talk about politics at all, she was fun to be around, and sex wasn't that bad either. After getting married, it was like Jekyll & Hyde. A complete turn around. She didn't want to do anything but sit inside all day. She wasn't fun to talk to anymore, and all she does is bitch. Sex became rare, because she is always "too tired". Getting up from the couch to go lay in bed, or to grab her Lay's potato chip bag must be so exhausting.
Betty use to talk about wanting to lose weight, she even lost a good ten pounds before we got married. After marriage, she quit her diet, stopped walking, and gained all that weight back and more. I tried sitting her down about three months into our marriage and asking her if she would go back on her diet for us. I told her I was worried for her health and our relationship long-term if she kept gaining weight. She smiled and said she would think about what I said. I really thought she would think about it. I really thought she cared and was going to try again. However, the next day she handed me her laptop and told me to read what was on the screen. I looked, and she had posted what I said, asking her to lose weight, on a forum called /r/relationships. They were commenting saying I was a fat-shamer. That I was a horrible person, an abuser, and that she should leave me. One person even suggested she lose the weight then leave me. After twenty minutes of reading, she took the laptop, and told me "I didn't realize how abusive you were until now. I have PTSD from your emotional abuse, and it would be stressful for me to even fall asleep with you every night. From now on, you will be sleeping on the couch." I think it was at that moment I realized she was never going to change. Our sex life completely ended that day as well. I haven't had a blow-job in a year.
I hate my life. I hate that I work twelve hours and come home to a dirty house. I've even started to hate my wife, or who she's turned into. I don't want to leave my wife. I know it's the only way for her to realize she can't take advantage of people like this, but I made a promise to her, 'till death do us part'. I look around, and the only thing I can really blame is society. In a different time I don't believe she would act like this. I want change. I want every man out there not to have to go through what I'm going through at this very moment. No man deserves a Betty.
This is how Donald Trump got elected according to /u/Cr3X1eUZ
1 k0lo0 2018-03-29
The problem is that you still have a lardass next to you in bed. If you can bring yourself to fuck a fat woman then the first one is actually a somewhat solid choice, for asexuals at least.
The issue is that most mayo women blow up with age. This is why us mayo dudes got to aspire to marry Asian women.
1 sarsly 2018-03-29
I don't know. I was just writing a story about some guy and his fat wife Betty, and how that drove him to vote for Donald Trump according to /u/Cr3X1eUZ
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-29
So how skinnyfat are you?
1 k0lo0 2018-03-29
I figure I'm around 12 currently, been a while since it's been measured though. Definitely sub 15 though. I just want a wife, if I ever should get married, who doesn't let herself go. Shoupdnt be too much to ask for. Stats show that it apparently is though, for non-Asian and mayo women in particular.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-29
Pretty average. 🤔🤔🤔 Let's see more, shall we? 🙂🙂🙂
Nice girl. 😊😊😊
Awesome girl! 😎😍😎😍😎
I CAME!!!💦💦💦😎😎😎
1 sarsly 2018-03-29
THANK YOU FOR THE FEEDBACK ON MY SEX STORY🙂
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-29
😊😊😊
1 shallowm 2018-03-29
Is this pasta?
1 sarsly 2018-03-29
It can be. I wrote it earlier.