If it's not right from the source, he might as well have not bothered at all.

Yall gonna have to walk down to the Bronx and get me breastmilk from a Cambodian immigrant.

I was expecting Chad to have gone full titty sucking, shame the story was so boring.

For your enjoyment

I hope he looked deep into her eyes and said, "It was my... privilege"

related /r/drama thread

I'm going to start crying whenever I'm near women with big tits now, on the off chance that they might be lactating.

Kevin did something similar in the office

https://media.giphy.com/media/tZiEy2etNLple/giphy.gif

Exactly.

Doesn't sound like a Chad. A Chad would down the whole thing and then demand her to produce more. There's growth hormones in this stuff, makes you taller and helps you gain muscle as well when working out. Unfortunately industralized production has not yet happened which is why you got to resort to stealing it from your coworkers.

(. )( .) Ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

💦💦💦 (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

That baby is now damned to have his life ruined by Chads

lol how stupid

"I pumped my tit milk at work and left it improperly labeled in a communal fridge, someone drank it and now he's being made fun of at work. How is this totally not my fault?"

what kind of retard puts bleach in the fridge

that sounds like a cry for help, to me, because my family actually loves me.

do you wanna talk about it? :(

No I think he wants you to drink bleach.

"my family ackshully loves me"

No.

if you had people who loved you, you wouldn't be on /r/drama, now stop lying.

But... Do they?

You like to drink it at room temperature? What a weirdo.

Do you open a communal fridge and just go rummaging through little personal coolers that aren’t yours?

Lol you’re a fucking retard

Do you open a communal fridge and just go rummaging through little personal coolers that aren’t yours?

Lots of fuckers do it. Sadly most are like ninjas and are never found out.

Only the French do it

Not to mention, the breast milk is stored in plastic bags or actual baby bottles. Nothing that normal adults would ever drink milk from.

Its not like she left it in a coffee creamer bottle on the side of the fridge. Dont go into people's shit

I love fake stories like this. Legal advice and petty revenge are great places to practice creative writing

Young man with a bruised ego who is also of intolerant of lactose jokes.

i got it from the titty once by accident. it's really sweet. kinda weirded me out though

Save your made up stories for trollx or legal advice subs, no one will fall for it in here.

it tastes like used cereal milk. I'd drink that shit in my coffee erryday.

From a lactating dude?

"Hazardous bodily fluid"

God, Chad sounds like a real pussy. Not to mention letting all his coworkers roast him like that, he must not be very quick on his feet, either.

Do I have any grounds for demanding 5 bucks?

/u/milkshakeatwork absolutely! please do this

this has to be a troll, and it's hilarious.