Grandpa ๐Ÿ•ŸTick ๐Ÿ•คTock's๐Ÿ•‘ gets cucked 'n chucked by the Admins, again. Press F. Also a look at all the brave souls who defended this based patriot time and again

39  2018-03-29 by Ed__ButteredToast

๏ทฝ

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

But first, Grandpa ๐Ÿ•ŸTick ๐Ÿ•คTock's๐Ÿ•‘ Manifesto[1]. What made him issue[2] the manifesto in the first place, lol. He is, btw, a very, VERY[3] sweet old man (55yo).

Keep in mind, all these suspended accounts are Grandpa's alts using different personalities to cover up his leaking autism.

 

Round 1

Let's begin. First up

 

https://www.reddit.com/user/username234983/ (F)

 

This particular one liked to double down[4] (removeddit) on his autism but when called out on it[5], would immediately rush to nuke his spegy comment history[6].

 

A shit hill to die on? no? Well not according to to brave souls like

 

Ed, have you and kippot been using your alt accounts to downvote people that trigger your delicate soynsibilities again?[7]

 

lol at unironically complaining about downvotes.

 

and everybody's favourite,

 

lol you fall for the dumbest shit so easily[8]

 

 

Round 2

Moving on, We have

 

https://www.reddit.com/user/RedditAdminIsRacist (F)

 

An alt that appreared right after /u/username234983 tried to hide his OG sperg out. Now someone like him won't have anyone to fight his oppressors, surely. Tsk tsk

 

ah yea, he did it to me for a bit but he was always just making superbuttmad i'm not buttmad boring posts and I told him if he didn't make good posts I was just going to ignore him.[9]

 

while rage downvoting us with his alts.[10]

 

Why of course! That could be the only logical conclusion. Why would the fine denizens of r/drama ever downvote these gentlemen?

 

Oh look! It's the captain again!

 

i win everything i try because you guys apparently cant help yourselves sort of like how you felt inclined to comment there. ed is an amateur and you all live vicariously through him because youre even worse at it lol, its gay[11]

 

He's totally a winner alright. Can't get tired of that.

 

 

Round 3

Lastly, We have our cheap botchlings knockoff

 

https://www.reddit.com/user/BotchIngs/ (F)

 

This one was hilarious right from the beginning[12]. He came up with a brilliant conspiracy theory[13] to somehow lift the ban laid down on /u/eva_unit_hung by the ShariaBlue mods of r/drama.

 

He even revealed to everyone[14] that he snitches to admins most of the time. No one was surprised, of course. Soooo, will anyone be willing to side with a snitch for a greater cause? Fuck yeah!

 

Iโ€™m not gonna read all this shit, but I will say that the amount of effort youโ€™ve put into this makes me think the fake botchlings might be right[15]

 

niceeeeee

 

 

(((The Real Question)))

 

Were all these brave patriots really fighting for him against anyone or just me? I guess we'll never know.

 

 

BONUS ROUND

 

Comments that didn't age very well??

 

/u/Redditadminsisracist

I think the real drama in this sub would increase if we got rid of Ed and his 40,000 subbed alts.[16]

 

/u/botchIngs

It's a glorious day, u/ed_butteredtoast was suspended, and I am Ivanka's Wagyu beef[17]

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Lucky it was only one, usually he leverages his entire bot army.[18]

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Was that when he got busted for vote manipulation?[19]

;

Ed has been on a 24x7 speg out for the last month or more. IN BEFORE HE ACCUSES ME OF BEING IVANKA TRUMPS WAGYU BEEF[20]

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You sound mad, you should really get a life outside of being a rent-a-retard on reddit[21]

;

1 down 49 to go, this'll be a hoot[22]

 

Archive:

(since /u/SnapShillBot is kill) F

 

[01]: [archive.is]...[archive.org] [02]: [archive.is]...[archive.org]

[03]: [archive.is]...[archive.org] [04]: [archive.is]...[archive.org]

[05]: [archive.is]...[archive.org] [06]: [archive.is]...[archive.org]

[07]: [archive.is]...[archive.org] [08]: [archive.is]...[archive.org]

[09]: [archive.is]...[archive.org] [10]: [archive.is]...[archive.org]

[11]: [archive.is]...[archive.org] [12]: [archive.is]...[archive.org]

[13]: [archive.is]...[archive.org] [14]: [archive.is]...[archive.org]

[15]: [archive.is]...[archive.org] [16]: [archive.is]...[archive.org]

[17]: [archive.is]...[archive.org] [18]: [archive.is]...[archive.org]

[19]: [archive.is]...[archive.org] [20]: [archive.is]...[archive.org]

[21]: [archive.is]...[archive.org] [22]: [archive.is]...[archive.org]

 

 

The battles were fought with exceptional bravey but even that couldn't stop the Commie (((LEFTOID))) admins of Plebbit to ban our racist old grandpa's alt accounts.

 

and as always, DRAMA COIN EMERGES VICTORIOUS!!

 

ุงู„ุณูŽู‘ู„ุงูŽู…ู ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู’ูƒูู…ู’ ูˆูŽุฑูŽุญู’ู…ูŽุฉู ุงู„ู„ู‡ู ูˆูŽุจูŽุฑูŽูƒูŽุงุชูู‡ู

 

๐Ÿ•Ÿtick ๐Ÿ•คtock ๐Ÿ•‘

95 comments

1  wazzupnerds 2018-03-29

Hey Iโ€™m in this!

1  ItsSugar 2018-03-29

All of /r/Drama is in this, there are way too many fucking links.

Jesus Christ, Ed.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

snappy is kill, it's hard to get by in these times.

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-03-29

What happened to our beloved Snappy?

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-03-29

How can one man be cucked this badly? I think watching his wife get sodomised by the entire LA Lakers lineup would be less emasculating than this.

1  GeauxHouston22 2018-03-29

I mean, they're not even making the playoffs this year...

1  wazzupnerds 2018-03-29

Also I canโ€™t believe my post was the catalyst for all of this, just took one little chat leak.

1  The_Rachel 2018-03-29

And that was because we wouldn't stop pestering him to confess his love for u/Reba64 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So in a way, (((Reba))) is behind this all!๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-29

Reba always delivers

1  LadyVetinari 2018-03-29

That minx!

1  WarSanchez 2018-03-29

You are the nigger that fucked his life.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

that's one white ass-nigger alright

1  WarSanchez 2018-03-29

Alabama faced Albino niggers, the worst.

1  wazzupnerds 2018-03-29

Reeeeeeee

1  wazzupnerds 2018-03-29

Leakedโœ…

1  WarSanchez 2018-03-29

I roll my hard R's in public.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-29

that fucked his life wife.

FTFY

1  snallygaster 2018-03-29

He's as old as my parents and has completely lost his mind over being banned from a meme website that he frequently complained about to begin with. I think his life was fucked a very long time ago.

1  WarSanchez 2018-03-29

Yeah, I agree, but the loose screws all seem to have fallen out "post leak".

Like I'm legit waiting to see the headlines of when Waifu finds Ed IRL and corpse hate rapes him.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

hiding behind 69 proxies

https://i.imgur.com/56pYPrL.jpg

1  CulpableMayocide 2018-03-29

๐Ÿ‘Œ

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-03-29

Another quality post by Ed.

You're my hero๐Ÿ˜‰

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

๐Ÿ’žThank you daddy!๐Ÿ’ž (โ—กโ€ฟโ—กโœฟ) โ˜”๏ธ๏ธ

1  JohnTheOrc 2018-03-29

Hey! I finally made it into one of your spergposts. Momma would be proud

1  [deleted] 2018-03-29

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1  WarSanchez 2018-03-29

This is why I โค U

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

(ฦ†ห† ยณ(ห†โŒฃห†c)

1  zergling_Lester 2018-03-29

What is this

1  wazzupnerds 2018-03-29

Rape

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

Fucking lmaoooo

1  zergling_Lester 2018-03-29

No but really what was that supposed to symbolize?

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

Hugging emoticons. Also one his kissing the other on the cheek <3

1  zergling_Lester 2018-03-29

https://i.imgur.com/n7Ttoxk.png

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

Arms :D

1  zergling_Lester 2018-03-29

Are you gaslighting me? I honestly don't understand what or who the "(ษ”ห†" part is supposed to represent. It looks like a one-eyed smiling snub-nosed person to me, if anything.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

*inhales*

(

Body outline

ฦ†

Arm

ห†

Closed eye

ยณ

Puckered lips

(ห†โŒฃห†c)

Person being kissed n hugged

1  zergling_Lester 2018-03-29

Ah. Ahhhhh. I see it now. It's a person coming from behind! Like 3dpd style! I tried to understand it in 2d...

Also, then it's not arms, it's ears dude, unless you're a weirdo cripple like the 8chan guy.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

It's an arm. Trust me.

1  zergling_Lester 2018-03-29

  1. normal people don't have t-rex short curving arms

  2. normal people hug with their arms, not curve their t-rex arms away from the person they hug

  3. hugging is done with arms, not lips

  4. it's an ear, not an arm.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

1

It's an emoticon.

2

It's in 2d. Physical limitations

3

Fucking lmao he's kidding his cheek

4

No u

1  zergling_Lester 2018-03-29

It's OK to admit you were wrong, you know?

1  JumbledFun 2018-03-29

how much time did you spend on this you weirdo

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

15 mins? lol

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-29

How the fuck do y'all keep up with this?

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

weaponized autism :p

1  whataboutThe_Donald 2018-03-29

*unemployment

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

He is retired so that makes sense.

1  SJCards 2018-03-29

How does one even find the time to sperg this hard? Not like he's retired at the tender old age of 55 in our glorious MAGA welfare-less Trumptopia.

1  jasos-2005 2018-03-29

Wow, you wrote a literal hit piece on r/drama. I'm impressed.

1  saddertadder 2018-03-29

E X P O S E D

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1  Fucking_Christ 2018-03-29

Why do you add arabic to everything

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

To praise the Lord.

1  froibo 2018-03-29

Stay woke

1  RelevantEmployment 2018-03-29

ู„ุง ุชูู‡ู… ุงู„ุนุฑุจูŠุฉุŸ

1  Matues49 2018-03-29

This person is clearly addicted to getting e-cucked. It's the only logical explanation.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

how the mighty have fallen

Lol

1  headasplodes 2018-03-29

I literally could not care less about this.

Reminder that ed up votes himself using alts.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

literally could not care less

comments about butthurt

http://i.imgur.com/0iTijNz.gif

1  Corporal-Hicks 2018-03-29

there is alot of autism in this post

1  d-amazo 2018-03-29

ed are you an alt of pressftopayrespects or whatever that username was? i think i cracked the code

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

I was /u/Jesus originally. Left for a long time then came back :p

1  d-amazo 2018-03-29

NO, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO COME BACK UNTIL NEXT SUNDAY

YOU RUINED IT

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

Gosh darn it!!

1  RelevantEmployment 2018-03-29

Man I miss PressF... wouldn't surprise me, they both have the same uncanny ability to piss people off over nothing.

1  imnotagayboy 2018-03-29

tl dr?

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

butthurt oldfag keeps getting cucked by spez on multiple alts. Local retards will go as low as whiteknighting for said oldfag to "stick it" to this smug leftoid.

Subhannallah!!

1  westofthetracks 2018-03-29

what about no way is this all of them, theres at least one more that seems to post the exact same shit in the exact same threads that im expecting will get cucked pretty soon

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

The 3 cucked alts are definitely IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu. He is this dedicated for his autistic cause. The shtick was different but still. Maybe it was /u/nunast? Idk. Also, which one are you talking about?

1  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-29

I lend you my strength, Ed. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

1  shallowm 2018-03-29

If /u/Username234983 was /u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu, then he was really good at faking a different personality. He had a lot of comments in unrelated subs like /r/CryptoCurrency, /r/uberdrivers, and /r/tronix. He had his own brand of retardation, but I don't feel like he was /u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu.

It is pretty suspicious that he and /u/RedditAdminIsRacist were banned at the same time as /u/botchIngs (who was almost definitely /u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu), but who knows?

The autism of these people knows no limits.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

/u/nunast | /u/SDIHTD??

1  shallowm 2018-03-29

Yeah, possibly. I don't remember enough about /u/nunast to take a guess, though.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

/u/imgur_lurker /u/lemonscore how does it feel to whiteknight for such a massive retard that uses 3 alts at the same time?

1  Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-29

I don't know what you are talking about, what are you assblasted about now Ed

1  LemonScore 2018-03-29

Pretty alright. How are you and your alts today, Ed?

1  GeauxHouston22 2018-03-29

thank you jesus that baseball is finally back and I won't have as much time to spend in this awful place

1  MG87 2018-03-29

Try being a Marlins fan

1  shitpost953 2018-03-29

What makes you so convinced that /u/username234983/ was him?? like you say it was a different personality, and it was active before all the waifu alts were gone. I ran into it first in SRC.

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

/u/username234983 was /u/redditadminisracist but i'm kinda sure he was ivanka too.

I do think this might have been /u/nunast since he was a trumper too and cried about mods all the time. He had a thing for /u/comedicsans but i didn't see him bothering him this time.

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-03-29

He had a thing for u/ComedicSans

Everyone knows it's my job to pester u/ComedicSans. How dare that shit heel try to take my mojo!

1  ComedicSans 2018-03-29

Who even r u

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-03-29

When mod senpai never notices you anymore

Don't worry about it, just don't check under your bed and we can keep this relationship going smoothly

1  CulpableMayocide 2018-03-29

๐Ÿ‘Œ

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-03-29

This is the one effort post by Ed that I will ironically approve of. This shit is funny as fuck

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

:D

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-03-29

Good job, Ed bby

1  ComedicSans 2018-03-29

user reports:
1: Ed treating this sub as his diary is getting old, thanks for demodding this soyboy at least
1: this post formatting is fucking hideous even by ed_butterball standards

Lol

1  LadyVetinari 2018-03-29

REMOD ED AND /U/ANNOYSTHEGOYS IN PARTICULAR

1  TheBatarang 2018-03-29

No. I removed Ed for his own good.

1  LadyVetinari 2018-03-29

What about goys though? There was a poster trying to get drama banned. He was removed without warning - Geraldo could've asked him to stop whatever without demodding him

1  TheBatarang 2018-03-29

Goy actually wasn't that bad and at least had the decency to be hilarious when when he was demodded.

1  LadyVetinari 2018-03-29

I think he'd be even funnier if he got remodded, imho that is obviously right

1  TheBatarang 2018-03-29

That'd be up to Geraldo.

1  geraldo42 2018-03-29

lol you've bought his story.

1  dyeTERFSdye 2018-03-29

The best was that I was totally kidding but /u/AnnoysTheGoys (and /u/LadyVetinari, it would seem) is a special breed of stupid and ate up that Haley Perea shit without hesitation. Hilarious watching the dude not only treat my "threat" seriously but also to a) instantly go full sperg over and b) lose his mod position due to his sperging out was fucking glorious.

1  geraldo42 2018-03-29

Banning you had nothing to do with his demodding.

1  dyeTERFSdye 2018-03-29

lolwat? I didn't say that, work on your reading comprehension grandpa. That comment DID cause /u/AnnoysTheGoys to a) sperg out and b) use the instance to spin a story about his demodding.

Please, carry on failing to understand english.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-03-29

lol you're not DDhillybilly

1  BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-03-29

Youre pretty upset all the time, hey? Can I get three guesses as to why?

1  AugustusTheWolf 2018-03-29

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whats this isis sand nigger shit

1  Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29

It's the Unicode for "Bismillah" as in "In the name of Allah, the most Merciful, the most Benevolent"

1  Norci 2018-03-29

You need a new hobby.

1  [deleted] 2018-03-29

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