how many layers of radical centrism are you on right now?

348  2018-03-29 by westofthetracks

57 comments

Dropping Dodge challengers from helicopters on crisis actors

BASED AF

delete this

Best line, with second place going to Federal Reserve printing bitcoin.

I actually laughed out loud.

seriously deep, could be a Run the Jewels lyric

I don't get

Heater Heyet was fatally struck by a Dodge Challenger at the Unite the Right rally

Augusto Pinochet threw communists out of helicopters

Conspiracy theory suggesting mass astroturfing at left-wing protests

In the Charlottesville protest where that woman was killed? She was run over with a Dodge Challenger by some inbred right winger.

Right wing conspiracy theories usually include "crisis actors" as in e.g Sandy Hook Massacre or the recent Pakrland Shooting. Inbreeders claim that these "tragedies" were acted out.

Throwing someone out of a helicopter as in “Free Helicopter Rides” refers to extrajudicial killings known as “death flights,” in which military forces throw people from aircraft into large bodies of water. Online, the phrase is often used by members of the alt-right in jokes about executing their political opponents.

The "meme" is missing all these things up.

Would they shoot these people before throwing them out of a plane?

Of course!

Well she was hit by the challenger, in bad condition, then died afterwards in the hospital

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Finally, one of these things where it makes sense. Bring on the Challengers.

unironically pretty funny

unironically agree with you

ironically slap your ass

pm me ur #?

I have trouble undestanding irony. Plz help, because I like this :(

if you don't understand it that just means you are lucky enough to not spend too much time on the shitty parts of the internet. But see Ed's explanation above.

> Quoit

weak

why not a #BASED Torus!

radically centrist hypercube or gtfo

🔫🔫🔫 QUOIT CHADS GET THE BULLET TOO 🔫🔫🔫

CUCK COCK

BITCH PITCH

WHERE

IS

THE

LIE?

STILL LOOKING!

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State-libertarianism basically defines /r/Drama

Forced Ayn Rand study groups. Cops pulling you over, telling you that you are not detained. 100% income tax, fully returned.

Any crime is forgiven if you yell "AM I BEING DETAINED ?" loud enough.

Occupational titles assigned at birth based on race, gender, religion, and caste. All titles variations of "go fuck yourself."

I am merely the authorized legal representative for /u/duckraul the incorporated company whose sole shareholder is /u/duckraul the user, and I demand a trial by maritime admiralty law.

Need to acquire a permit in order to become exempt from occupational licensing requirements.

Can use and distribute as many narcotics as you want; illegal to have less than one gram on your person at all times.

Oi mate , ya don't av a loicense fer avin' that loicense?

Much to the chagrin of the retarded, retards confuse Objectivism with Libertarian.

Bussy is admissible in court

You trying to imply it isn't currently?

It's ok for a chappo autist

I think I may actually support monarchist reeducation gulags and state libertarianism 🤔

divine right of gulags

The pope is my feudal liege and he has commanded me to purge the landowners and send the petty bourgeoisie to the bitcoin mines.

We need a captcha based cryotocurrency that can only be mined by actual human slaves!

Zero layers here

More like how many layers of WOKE are you on?

If you were a real quoitionist, you would realize that postcentro-neo-marxismis the root of all the accelero-momentumalist, volumetrist, and alt-centrifugalist propaganda that we see in the MSM today.

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How many layers of /r/circlebroke are you on right now?

I joined the CB5 community when I realized I wasn’t a great fit with CB2.

Have you tried CBD?

I haven’t, but there’s no need right now. CB5 is a really great sub.

Because you're literally the only poster there?

It allows me to escape the pitfall of CB2: My posts can never be considered a circlejerk because no one will ever speak up to agree with me.

/u/MostlyEinsteinPoems, I found a few links for common psychosis treatments here. Please consider looking into them, this kinda lifestyle can’t be healthy

oh it's just him posting there

/u/MostlyEinsteinPoems seek fuckin help you astronaut, keep your helmet on in space

The CB5 community is notoriously high in lurkers, so I’ve contributed a disproportionate share of the content thus far.

I can’t post in CB2 anymore, as they have officially branded Mormons heretics:

https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/comments/884xtl/richard_dawkins_makes_a_stupid_tweet_ratheism/dwi7b52/

this but unironically

Orthodox are the real Jews

Told ya, /u/aliceunknown.

Alt-anarcho-neo-conservatism

This but unironically

Are we the post-radical centrists?

I try and hate everyone equally but it's hard to be equal when kebabs and evangelical christians suck so much.

i'm not smart enough to understand this.

OMNICIDE NOW

NUKE MOSCOW

The chad circle should have a conspicuous bulge.

I mean this: this is the worst post in r/drama.

thx 4 recognizing the hustle fam