r/drama: WARNING: Starbucks is known to the State of California to cause /r/Drama

WARNING: Starbucks is known to the State of California to cause /r/Drama

36 2018-03-30 by MantisTobogganMD_PHD

15 comments

1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-30

Obviously this is an Anti-Wiccan conspiracy.

1 scatmunchies 2018-03-30

Does anyone pay attention to those warnings? They’ve got to be on tons of shit people know don’t actually cause cancer.

1 WtfThisIsntWii 2018-03-30

They’re completely pointless and nobody should pay attention to them. They’re at fucking parks and beaches.

1 rosechiffon 2018-03-30

sometimes. someone was once looking at sunglasses at my store, saw the warning, asked if i knew what the chemical was and if the sunglasses caused cancer. i just was like "idk read the sign."

1 die_rattin 2018-03-30

Best part is they’re also on tons of things that do cause cancer.

1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-30

DNA is the main cause of cancer.

They should put a warning on that.

1 newfagalt 2018-03-30

The judge is a complete retard! He deserves to die of cancer and burn in hell. I hope his family also gets cancer and his wife cheats on him. This is gross and stupid tyranny that he will answer for come judgement day.

1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-03-30

Title should be: Warning, living in California is known to cause autism.

1 UniversityDaniel 2018-03-30

Typical California retardation

1 MantisTobogganMD_PHD 2018-03-30

Still superior to your state, whatever it is.

1 UniversityDaniel 2018-03-30

I live on the Moon, you fucking retard.

1 MantisTobogganMD_PHD 2018-03-30

So you live on a soundstage in the Mojave Desert?

^{^{^{^/s}}}

1 UniversityDaniel 2018-03-30