Kroeger was born Chad Robert Turton in Hanna, Alberta on November 15, 1974.[7][8] His maternal grandfather was Alberta MLA Henry Kroeger, who was born in Moscow, Russia, to a Mennonite family of German descent.
The fact that we sell the mayo’s work to other mayos to make a little on the side doesn’t mean we created the horror.
Do you have a source on the kimono? afaik there has never been a single controlled experiment confirming that Asians did in fact invent the kimono. It's pure pseudoscience used to advance a political agenda.
meritocracy, secular humanism, and the scientific method are possibly the most offensive icons of white supremacy and colonialism ever constructed and both must be destroyed in order to (((enact change))) and fix Historical Grievance.
I vehemently disagree with this. White privilege is not the problem. The problem is mayos being really fucking boring and trying to talk to you about craft beer like that's something you'd give a shit about. This is the race of "people" that's pedaling at Soul Cycle and screeching at each other over politics in videogames.
Whites need more privilege. They need the privilege of fucking dying already.
So what's the policy on honorary mayos? Do they get an invite or is this an exclusive party? Mayos may be annoying af but I'm not above pulling my honorary card to get my hands on some free wine spritzers.
I’m such a mess. I’ve been so wet lately that not only am I ruining panties, but my leggings too. A useless slut too, because my mind won’t stop wandering to how good it’ll feel to be fucked. How amazing it feels to Dom cuties, and have them beg to eat me up. Aw well as how wonderful it is be a Dom’s good little fucktoy. I’m desperate for someone to eat me out, stuff me with me nice and full, and just fuck until I’m too exhausted to move. I’d do anything for it.
I could dismiss you as just another dumb horny slut, but I have decided to educate you instead. You are probably young and stupid. So let me explain. I think there are a lot of people who have not properly explored masturbation and discovered themselves sexually. You see people say that they masturbate in "5 or 10 minutes" and almost liken it to going to the toilet, something to just 'get out of the way'. Well that is not the way to do it at all. You have to take time and properly enjoy it.
If you do masturbation properly it will always be orders of magnitude better than sex because sex is limiting in so many ways. Masturbation is a conspiracy between sexual concepts and visual stimuli. This is why cartoon porn exists because it is conceptual. Masturbation allows your mind the freedom to explore different sexual concepts. Your brain will tell you depending on which chemicals it wants to release where to go with your masturbation. This is the same way that dreams work. If your brain needs to release certain chemicals it will have dreams that correspond to that. So masturbation is always going to be far more satisfying to the brain overall. Sex is like hunting and gathering and masturbation is like dining at a fine restaurant, carefully savoring the array of tastes that delight the palate.
Modern pornography technology enhances masturbation enormously. For the first time in human history we have instant access to an infinite variety of sexual stimuli, now in high definition and soon in virtual reality. TIP: If you haven't tried it, cannabis is another amazing masturbation enhancer.
Physically too, masturbation is more intense. Nothing can stimulate your sexual nervous system better than your own intelligence. In fact sex can reduce the sensitivity of your penis because you are not treating it with gentleness and precision but instead insulting it with very rough activity.
This view is not widely admitted for a variety of reasons. The church and the government do not want you to believe this and neither does the business world. They all have an interest in you getting married or looking after a woman. That means you will have to work your ass off, pay taxes and spend money on their products and services. They want you to be ASHAMED of masturbation when in fact masturbation should be celebrated. This goes back a long way. When it was religion that controlled the masses their texts forbid it. This is the real reason that circumcision was done (not for cleanliness) but to reduce the pleasure of masturbation. This scandalous abomination of baby boy mutilation still continues in 2017.
Another reason this view is resisted is ego. Men who have a lot of sexual partners command respect and validation among their peers. But if it was openly acknowledged that masturbation can be far more satisfying where does it leave their egos?
All this will change. With the internet, the demise of religion, the rise of MGTOW, the death of older generations and improvements in sexual technologies. In the future it will be self evident that masturbation is THE sexual experience.
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Arthur Schopenhauer
I’m a 29 years old, slim, petite, well-educated Chinese woman. Even though I still look very young compared to other women of my age, especially compared to white women, biologically I’m approaching the peak of my sexuality. But I’m married to a worthless Chinese husband who can’t fulfill me and every day and night I fantasize of being sexually dominated by a real man, a White man—whenever I fantasize about sex, it’s inevitably a White man, always, even in my dreams I dream of a dirty old White man just stripping me naked, beating me, tying me up, whipping me mercilessly with his belt, and then—use me, brutally, treat me like a dirty yellow cum dump. I can’t help myself and I really wish someone could help me fulfill my unfulfilled sexual desires that are burning me alive. Call me his chink cum dump, his oriental meat urinal, rape me, torture me, beat me, humiliate me. I yearn for this kind of treatment. And for a long time I had struggled with those bad evil thoughts because they were un-feminist and un-liberal, but then I thought, if I am really equal to men, I should never be ashamed to admit those feelings, because men have no problem with expressing their sexuality so why should I? And men curse, yell, scream, and society is perfectly ok with that, but should I as a woman be held to a different standard?
This is mean. Race wars are terrible because what if group X really oes want group Y to die?
But I bet group X didn't even think through the consequences. Do you really want to live in a world of nothing but X's? If you did, how would you feel if against all odds, one day you stumbled upon a Y again?
Wow. It's incredible how much someone can be against a race and still not see themself as racist. It's really scare to think that some people actually think like this. Hope they some day can see how wrong it is to hate people solely based on the color of their skin.
Black people didn't make this. There are no black racists. If there are they are inconsequential compared to white racists on the police department, voting, making fake memes, and running the government
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1 sloppies 2018-03-30
I would honestly expect to see this posted on the walls of my local uni.
1 Dextro420x 2018-03-30
You should print it out and post yourself as a social experiment
1 avocadoshrimptaco2 2018-03-30
So if I put a 100 of these on a wall in my school. Put on black face, and ask people to become a “white ally,” this may cause drama???
1 gergerherher 2018-03-30
Do it at an elementary school. This is a message that is better to start young with.
1 GetHisWallet 2018-03-30
Nope. It's fine. Do it.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-03-30
Only if you wear a ghost costume and carry a torch
1 howcanyousleepatnite 2018-03-30
It wouldake sense as a nazi mede this to increase race hate against blacks.
1 buttermyself 2018-03-30
Youre kidding!
1 high_side 2018-03-30
Fox News picks it up, Reddit argues about it, this sub jerks to it.
Thr system works.
1 rockidol 2018-03-30
"You're getting suspended for posting things around school encouraging violence and promoting violence"
"It was just a social experiment bro"
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-03-30
Back in my day, it was just about how men are rapists.
1 Ylajali_2002 2018-03-30
Reminder that 1 in 3 whites have a tail.
Reminder that whites evolved from monkeys only 3000 years ago and share 99.9% of their DNA with monkeys.
Reminder that pedophilia is still legal in most white European countries.
Reminder that whites are the biggest terrorist threat in America today.
Reminder that white terrorists are too stupid to do terrorism without blowing themselves up in the process.
List of Black inventions:
List of asian inventions:
List of indian inventions:
List of white inventions:
1 sloppies 2018-03-30
Oh, and the worst crime of all:
god damned Nickelback
1 high_side 2018-03-30
(((false flag)))
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-30
True, the Jewish producers were behind that one--are Jews white? I can't remember this stuff
1 Scipio99 2018-03-30
They are when it's convenient to be and they're not when it's not
1 PotatoePizza 2018-03-30
Jews and Arabs are both White.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-03-30
Please stop insulting people of sand like that
1 j1l1l1 2018-03-30
Holocaust when?
1 cimarafa 2018-03-30
The fact that we sell the mayo’s work to other mayos to make a little on the side doesn’t mean we created the horror.
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2018-03-30
On the Day of the Rake we will make it right.
1 shut_up_frank 2018-03-30
1 Ylajali_2002 2018-03-30
> tone policing a proud PoC
fuck out of my thread whitey
1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-03-30
Yeah. Spelling is a colonial concept, settler scum. Take your imperialism elsewhere.
1 xoiz 2018-03-30
READ PIDGIN BIBLE
1 VALIS666 2018-03-30
Mustardcide when?
1 cochnbahls 2018-03-30
I didn't see the cotton gin on here
1 LordDampNut2 2018-03-30
Don’t forget Yakub literally invented mayos.
1 comebepc 2018-03-30
They were an accident
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-03-30
You mean a mistake?
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-03-30
No, a coldly calculated act of revenge
1 cimarafa 2018-03-30
His most tragic error.
1 dnkndnts 2018-03-30
Do you have a source on the kimono? afaik there has never been a single controlled experiment confirming that Asians did in fact invent the kimono. It's pure pseudoscience used to advance a political agenda.
1 GetHisWallet 2018-03-30
The first kimono was made entirely out of chopsticks. See list for who invented chopsticks. You'll find it under 'checkmate'
1 CaptainThreaty 2018-03-30
Made me laugh. Especially the Asian part. You made my day.
1 wow___justwow 2018-03-30
don't bring chopsticks to an atomic bomb fight.
1 Beybladeer 2018-03-30
why is that a bad thing again?
1 BurgerLaowai 2018-03-30
You forgot the worst, most oppressive, mayo invention of all: meritocracy
1 PotatoePizza 2018-03-30
meritocracy, secular humanism, and the scientific method are possibly the most offensive icons of white supremacy and colonialism ever constructed and both must be destroyed in order to (((enact change))) and fix Historical Grievance.
1 Redactor0 2018-03-30
I vehemently disagree with this. White privilege is not the problem. The problem is mayos being really fucking boring and trying to talk to you about craft beer like that's something you'd give a shit about. This is the race of "people" that's pedaling at Soul Cycle and screeching at each other over politics in videogames.
Whites need more privilege. They need the privilege of fucking dying already.
1 realsadstorydriver 2018-03-30
We got bored of conquering you, settled down if you will
1 RelevantEmployment 2018-03-30
ew, a mayo!
1 realsadstorydriver 2018-03-30
Said no one ever lmao
1 ay_what_up2 2018-03-30
said me, honkey
1 wow___justwow 2018-03-30
cold-ass honky, tyvm
1 auto-xkcd37 2018-03-30
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37
1 wow___justwow 2018-03-30
Good bot
1 realsadstorydriver 2018-03-30
Yeah but reality is everyone likes whites except jealous niggers
1 ay_what_up2 2018-03-30
Yes but not fat socially awkward whites like you
1 realsadstorydriver 2018-03-30
At least I'm not a nigger
1 funkenstein_1 2018-03-30
Yeah it was a walkover with the maxims and cold steel against sharpened fruit. REMEMBER UMBOTO GORGE!
1 MugiwaraLee 2018-03-30
Nice shit post 👌
1 comebepc 2018-03-30
Announcing
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-30
So what's the policy on honorary mayos? Do they get an invite or is this an exclusive party? Mayos may be annoying af but I'm not above pulling my honorary card to get my hands on some free wine spritzers.
1 wallumbilla_Jamborie 2018-03-30
I’m such a mess. I’ve been so wet lately that not only am I ruining panties, but my leggings too. A useless slut too, because my mind won’t stop wandering to how good it’ll feel to be fucked. How amazing it feels to Dom cuties, and have them beg to eat me up. Aw well as how wonderful it is be a Dom’s good little fucktoy. I’m desperate for someone to eat me out, stuff me with me nice and full, and just fuck until I’m too exhausted to move. I’d do anything for it.
1 Sardinops 2018-03-30
I could dismiss you as just another dumb horny slut, but I have decided to educate you instead. You are probably young and stupid. So let me explain. I think there are a lot of people who have not properly explored masturbation and discovered themselves sexually. You see people say that they masturbate in "5 or 10 minutes" and almost liken it to going to the toilet, something to just 'get out of the way'. Well that is not the way to do it at all. You have to take time and properly enjoy it.
If you do masturbation properly it will always be orders of magnitude better than sex because sex is limiting in so many ways. Masturbation is a conspiracy between sexual concepts and visual stimuli. This is why cartoon porn exists because it is conceptual. Masturbation allows your mind the freedom to explore different sexual concepts. Your brain will tell you depending on which chemicals it wants to release where to go with your masturbation. This is the same way that dreams work. If your brain needs to release certain chemicals it will have dreams that correspond to that. So masturbation is always going to be far more satisfying to the brain overall. Sex is like hunting and gathering and masturbation is like dining at a fine restaurant, carefully savoring the array of tastes that delight the palate.
Modern pornography technology enhances masturbation enormously. For the first time in human history we have instant access to an infinite variety of sexual stimuli, now in high definition and soon in virtual reality. TIP: If you haven't tried it, cannabis is another amazing masturbation enhancer.
Physically too, masturbation is more intense. Nothing can stimulate your sexual nervous system better than your own intelligence. In fact sex can reduce the sensitivity of your penis because you are not treating it with gentleness and precision but instead insulting it with very rough activity.
This view is not widely admitted for a variety of reasons. The church and the government do not want you to believe this and neither does the business world. They all have an interest in you getting married or looking after a woman. That means you will have to work your ass off, pay taxes and spend money on their products and services. They want you to be ASHAMED of masturbation when in fact masturbation should be celebrated. This goes back a long way. When it was religion that controlled the masses their texts forbid it. This is the real reason that circumcision was done (not for cleanliness) but to reduce the pleasure of masturbation. This scandalous abomination of baby boy mutilation still continues in 2017.
Another reason this view is resisted is ego. Men who have a lot of sexual partners command respect and validation among their peers. But if it was openly acknowledged that masturbation can be far more satisfying where does it leave their egos?
All this will change. With the internet, the demise of religion, the rise of MGTOW, the death of older generations and improvements in sexual technologies. In the future it will be self evident that masturbation is THE sexual experience.
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Arthur Schopenhauer
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-03-30
/u/anemojipastabot
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-03-30
/u/emojipastabot
1 wow___justwow 2018-03-30
I’m a 29 years old, slim, petite, well-educated Chinese woman. Even though I still look very young compared to other women of my age, especially compared to white women, biologically I’m approaching the peak of my sexuality. But I’m married to a worthless Chinese husband who can’t fulfill me and every day and night I fantasize of being sexually dominated by a real man, a White man—whenever I fantasize about sex, it’s inevitably a White man, always, even in my dreams I dream of a dirty old White man just stripping me naked, beating me, tying me up, whipping me mercilessly with his belt, and then—use me, brutally, treat me like a dirty yellow cum dump. I can’t help myself and I really wish someone could help me fulfill my unfulfilled sexual desires that are burning me alive. Call me his chink cum dump, his oriental meat urinal, rape me, torture me, beat me, humiliate me. I yearn for this kind of treatment. And for a long time I had struggled with those bad evil thoughts because they were un-feminist and un-liberal, but then I thought, if I am really equal to men, I should never be ashamed to admit those feelings, because men have no problem with expressing their sexuality so why should I? And men curse, yell, scream, and society is perfectly ok with that, but should I as a woman be held to a different standard?
1 MantisTobogganMD_PHD 2018-03-30
Reverse Google image search turned up nothing.
Fess up, OP: you made this yourself.
1 FreakyStories 2018-03-30
Ahhhh, not surprising. If you look in starfish's history he's made a number of similar posts which espouse a similar ideology.
1 high_side 2018-03-30
There you go again with that fag talk.
1 FreakyStories 2018-03-30
https://youtu.be/CUvFeyGxaaU
Not sure how to timestamp with new YouTube urls but I want you to start at 40 seconds.
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-03-30
Right click on the video > copy link at current time
1 FreakyStories 2018-03-30
In mobile?
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-03-30
Oh.
1 FreakyStories 2018-03-30
Yeah exactly, you can't do it anymore.
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-03-30
FUCK
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-03-30
MY
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-03-30
FETID
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-30
BUSSY
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-03-30
DADDY
1 high_side 2018-03-30
LONGLEGS
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-03-30
Gas all phoneposters
1 saddertadder 2018-03-30
Ah, yes quite the astute thesis, my fellow scholar.
1 wow___justwow 2018-03-30
She.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-30
Get the subscription, it's the only way to get this shit fresh 👩 🍳
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-30
Quality OC
1 Let_you_down 2018-03-30
Trying to make his own agenda'd drama. What a looser Russian wannabe.
1 FreakyStories 2018-03-30
This is mean. Race wars are terrible because what if group X really oes want group Y to die?
But I bet group X didn't even think through the consequences. Do you really want to live in a world of nothing but X's? If you did, how would you feel if against all odds, one day you stumbled upon a Y again?
1 high_side 2018-03-30
I solved for y and I think we are cool.
1 Discountshoeb0xx 2018-03-30
Thank God, I've been looking for a reason to off my mayonnaise self.
1 imstartingtogetangry 2018-03-30
This is 100% factually correct.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-30
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1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-30
Cuuuuuuuuuute
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-30
https://i.imgur.com/qSBGPTH.gif
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-30
CUCK COCK
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-30
Fuck uuuuuuuuu don't steal my thunder 😡😡⚡️️⚡️️⚡️️
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-30
G O T E M
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1 saddertadder 2018-03-30
Delete your account.
1 ProGenji 2018-03-30
Alternatively the mayos can exterminate the colored, no more oppression and racial inequalities if everyone is white
1 SpinningNipples 2018-03-30
I'm fine with doing this tbh
1 IReallyDoLoveGoT 2018-03-30
I choose not to help then
1 ConfusedBoomer 2018-03-30
Well now I don't like the sound of this at all. I can think of plenty of other ways to help out.
1 CaptainThreaty 2018-03-30
Wow. It's incredible how much someone can be against a race and still not see themself as racist. It's really scare to think that some people actually think like this. Hope they some day can see how wrong it is to hate people solely based on the color of their skin.
1 LadySaberCat 2018-03-30
On behalf of non-racist Black people everywhere, I apologize for these idiots. They don't speak for us.
1 howcanyousleepatnite 2018-03-30
Black people didn't make this. There are no black racists. If there are they are inconsequential compared to white racists on the police department, voting, making fake memes, and running the government
1 Sentient_Atom 2018-03-30
Absolutes are for the delusional.
1 howcanyousleepatnite 2018-03-30
Not in the face of absolute evil.
1 Sentient_Atom 2018-03-30
White devil meme, nice.
1 howcanyousleepatnite 2018-03-30
You're a reverse racism bussy, do you need a safe space to cry in, snowflake?
1 Sentient_Atom 2018-03-30
Sure, where do I sign up, the unemployment office?
1 howcanyousleepatnite 2018-03-30
You learn things at a school dipshit.
1 Sentient_Atom 2018-03-30
Alright, Doctor.
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-03-30
Looking in the mirror are we?
1 howcanyousleepatnite 2018-03-30
Nay, thou!
1 die_rattin 2018-03-30
And the Sith!
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-03-30
Let me guess. You're fucking retarded?
1 howcanyousleepatnite 2018-03-30
Let me guess, the evil scientist Yakoob made you out of pig guts and dog guts?
1 RelevantEmployment 2018-03-30
How DARE you silence and devalue PoC voices! White genocide is the right genocide, and if you disagree you should stop talking immediately.
1 lickedTators 2018-03-30
White person made this tho
1 rockidol 2018-03-30
I'd be shocked if a black person made this. Unless it was a conservative black people trying to make an SJW straw man.
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-03-30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYeYRwZXV-4
https://twitter.com/MlCHAWK/status/979715801769967617
http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/man-who-threatened-to-kill-all-white-people-charged-in-6-murders
1 ay_what_up2 2018-03-30
damn white people are really oppressed 😢
1 backltrack 2018-03-30
1 imnotagayboy 2018-03-30
It's not okay to be white
1 SJCards 2018-03-30
I'm too white to actually do anything so I'm simply going to pay lip service and continue being useless.
1 SJCards 2018-03-30
Also you should probably keep yourself hella safe.
1 shaneoffline 2018-03-30
I love how the internet world have pushed rhetoric to it's last nonsensical limit.
"White existence assaults me."
Then be assaulted, fam.
1 jereeeym 2018-03-30
Wtf im an sjw now?
1 putdrugsinyourbutt69 2018-03-30
If you don't we are gonna burn down our own neighborhood
1 Selfawarenesshere 2018-03-30
Just sounds like laziness to be honest, do the work yourself you lazy bum, none of this affirmative action handing shit to you on a plate.
1 rockidol 2018-03-30
A straw man agendapost meant to get us riled into some two minutes of hate thing? Did this place turn into Cringe Anarchy when I wasn't looking?
1 JumbledFun 2018-03-30
you should post this on /r/blackladies and see how it is received
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-03-30
This but unironically
1 backltrack 2018-03-30
Remember Latinx are considered white Hispanics!