Wouldn't that be a great job to groom kids? They'd usually come as the same groups in the same establishment. Give freebies to some or some orders from the "special menu", treat them as VIPs. Some will be like "it's cool but creepy". But those who crave attention, who lack it with absent parents... will start feeling positively about you.
9 comments
1 micronenis 2018-03-30
You can't make this shit up
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-30
"M'lady put the lotion on its skin"
1 buttermyself 2018-03-30
Composite image of the average /r/drama poster: https://i.imgur.com/BDbJTPl.png
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-30
I might have been too generous with /r/drama posters. Most of us don't have such glorious hair.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-03-30
El ogro?
1 pitterpatterwater3 2018-03-30
Milkos need to die.
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2018-03-30
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-30
I'll give him that : that pink dog collar with a heart is cute, he has good taste in preteen bondage gear. Anyone know where I can buy one?
1 Capricorgicorn 2018-03-30
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-30
Wouldn't that be a great job to groom kids? They'd usually come as the same groups in the same establishment. Give freebies to some or some orders from the "special menu", treat them as VIPs. Some will be like "it's cool but creepy". But those who crave attention, who lack it with absent parents... will start feeling positively about you.