Roseanne starts drinking the Q-aid

82  2018-03-30 by AnnoysTheGoys

81 comments

Fuck this stupid bitch. She's just pandering to her red-hat audience.

Lmao imagine unironically being angry about a television sitcom

soy_irl

Heh, pathetic weakling. I get all of my news from funny british guy John Oliver and funny amerimut man Colbert. Checkmate.

who hurt you my hook nosed friend?

lol your flair

courtesy of /u/poorlilmarco

Anyone else notice how the younger a man is, or the more recent his circumcision was done, the more skin is being removed past the penis head and cut off way down his penis shaft ?

I notice circumcisions in the USA seem to be cutting off the penis skin way beyond just exposing the glans head of the penis. Now more circumcisions are cutting off skin far below the rim of the penis head and up to half way down the penis shaft toward the scrotum.

That s a lot more skin now being taken off than in most past American circumcisions I ve seen. When I was young, it was unusual to see circumcision scars more than an inch or so below the crown of the penis head. Most circumcisions just cleared the foreskin off the head of the penis only and did not cut off skin farther down the shaft of the penis.

Now young men and boys have lots of cut scars half way down their entire penis shaft. That s a huge difference in the amount of penis skin cut off each penis.

Are drs cutting more skin off each of the penises to make more money selling the foreskins for skin grafts and other uses of circumcised foreskins ?

Are they trying to cut more skin off the fewer cut penises to make up for fewer Americans getting circumcised, and that decrease in cut dicks causing less foreskin sales for skin grafts ?

What do you men think and see different in more the recent circumcisions compared to past circumcisions ?

Getting circumcised cut half way to your balls was really rare when I was a boy and a teen. Now that seems common in those ages and in younger men s penises compared to their father s and grandfather s circumcision cut locations on the penis shaft skin!

Circumcised penises make me sad. They look painful. And ya, I know they're not, because circumbros don't have feeling down there, but still. The scar tissue makes me wince. It's like seeing the chests of breast cancer survivors that have had their tits lopped off.

Holy shit... I could believe this. Maybe I need to purge myself

You should ask OP, he's usually the expert in sucking dicks.

I'd answer, but that's a lot of text and questions

It's actually just one question stuttered out nine different ways like he's stroking out,

This is pretty par for the course as far as she goes.. in the early 90s she got involved with satanic panic.. she's pathologically contrarian.

I'm just excited that she'll be able to promote this to a wider audience of boomers. I just wanna see how far and crazy the qanon shitshow goes at this point tbh.

pls no, if any of my family members somehow get involved with it Im not sure if I'd ever recover.

Is your talent at exposing ridiculous shit not appreciated in the gaster clan? πŸ˜₯

i try and hide my powerlevel.

YES! lmoa.. Imagine the people that haven't gotten involved yet because they don't even have the internet.

Good God, as soon as Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity mentions Qanon, it will be the word of Christ to like half my family and half the country.

You think it can top the Comet Pizza shooting?

I've been betting on the whole CBTS thing ending in a least a few suicides, if not more, for a while

Been saying this since qanon became a thing.

There will be at least 1 mass shooting before this ends. I've seen some crazy people in my days on the internet.

I've trolled stormfront.

I've hung out on literal nazi forums.

I've hung out on flat-earther forums.

I spent a year on a forum that believed reptilians were running the world.

I have never seen a group of people as bat-shit insane as the qanons. I've never seen people as dogmatic and convinced they're the heroes in some good-vs-evil fairy tale.

Lol, i cant wait.

There will be at least 1 mass shooting before this ends.

Lol, i hope this is as awesome as you say its going to be.

What happened to the days when we were happy to set the nutjobs getting tazed instead of shooting up a mall

I've hung out on flat-earther forums.

I spent a year on a forum that believed reptilians were running the world.

pft get in line. I have been registered to a invite-only forum since 2010 that has posts like this

golf rumors

"Settlers of catan"

Florida doesnt exist

its not actually healthy to eat taco bell for four meals a day

These are right-wing crazies that make the ones in Weimar Germany look sane.

omg thats anti semitic

It's going to be worse than Raven's Home. Boy did Raven Simone get fat. Not even voluptuous. Just some fat bitch that looks like she'd need a Big Mac just to have the energy to make it to the bathroom.

Born Roseanne Cherrie Barr November 3, 1952 (age 65)

Checks out

Wow she's older than MKULTRA and COINTELPRO. And that's ancient history which nobody cares about

Eli5 as I'm not clicking that gay ass-link

Roseanne is a CBTS_Stream user.

thank!

Roseanne confirmed to be u/reba64

What's CBTS_Stream?

Turn back while you still can.

The cancer that is killing /r/drama

SRDines out! Out!

DAY OF THE CAN

DAY OF THE CAN

DAY OF THE CAN

CAN

Basically a christian death cult made of older people basing their views off posts on 4chan by some dude called "Q", they were mostly really really really fucking whiny and most of the comments would cause a stroke about two lines in if you weren't drunk.

It was a Qanon worship sub.

Now stop being such a newfag.

at least try to keep up, god damned newfag

There's this namefag on 4channel's /pol/ called 'Q', he started posting weird cryptic conspiracy theory shit a while back.

IIRC he was claiming to be an insider of the Trump administration and was going on about how the Democrat and Republican higher ups were satanists and shit like that controlling the country from the shadows AKA a deep state. Trump, an outsider to politics, was expose them publicly, most people blew him off as a troll and attention whore.

Anyway, Q got a few predictions right and a few retards decided everything he said was now gospel. /r/CBTS_Stream to keep track of what he was saying, "CBTS" being the "Calm Before The Storm, "The Storm" being the upcoming revelation of this conspiracy by Trump and the ensuing chaotic fallout.

Don't quote me on that since I haven't bothered to double check my facts, someone else can point me out if I'm wrong or a retard.

Eli5 as I'm not going to do that emotional labor myself

FTFY

I'm not going to do that emotional labor

Very problematic, sweet tea.

ITT: liberals unironically reeing.

tbf at least one poster here is a nazifur.

Imagine white knighting for Roseanne πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

maybe he's hoping for an in with darlene

She'd never be interested in someone her parents approve of

lol why does this comment have a controversial dagger

are there actually people that have strong opinions about the moral character of television sitcom characters

the desire to reproduce is a death wish

Oh I've just got a few bussy blasted downvote fairies that follow me around sometimes

Isn't Qanon the bad guy from Zelda?

No it's the Muslim holy book

No it's a brand of photography equipment

No it's tonic water to cure hepes

No its an old-timey artilery piece

its a LGBT approved cannon.

It's a guy who posted some stuff to 4chan a while back hinting at weird deep state shennanigans. Basically the rights version of the Russia thing. https://qanonposts.com/

what's funny about this is Roseanne got in on that fast, and the idea of her browsing 4chan is hilarious.

There's no way all these old boomers are browsing 4chan. Someone is repackaging it into Boomer digestible content.

It was like next day fast.

You're assuming it's all randos on 4chan coming up with this stuff.

The DeepstateTM isn't a right/left thing, it's the institutionalized portion of the government that runs things.

yea it's the unnelected gov workers ect the guys with security clearance that stay in the job there whole careers. I don't buy into it much, categorizing it as such implies only one unified faction among them and makes the assumption there are that many people working those jobs that give that much of a shit.

Roseanne suffered from a traumatic head injury as a teenager, for those who haven't yet guessed.

Didn't she marry Tom Arnold basically a guy being as annoying as possible? He was good in trailer park boys as a parody though

Also True Lies.

He was the worst part of true lies tho

If your entire life’s apex was β€œabout as good as the worst part of true lies”, you would die fulfilled. Most would.

That movie wasn't even that good though, like not even the top 10 of Schwarzenegger films

Yup.

He's led quite a life.

Old

White

Stupid

Of course she does.

Senile boomer gets into Q-Anon, the world is shocked!

like Q would give her any time, that motherfucker still chasin' Jean Luc all across the cosmos. i bet the rest of the Continuum thinks what everyone else is thinking, interdimensional beastiality fetish

I mean didn't he have Q-babies with Janeway?B

any such filthy hybrid abominations should be purged

Fuck you guys. I unironically love Roseanne.

me2. The original show was a classic and first episode of the new show wasn't awful.

There've always been rumors that Roseanne was a little unstable. I guess people forgot about that in the time it took them to become nostalgic for her.

that's like saying "well, i hear the ocean may be a tad bit wet"

Am I imagining this, or was Roseanne a radfem liberal a few years ago?

Like, wanting to castrate her sons so they don't rape radfem?

πŸŽπŸ‘ž

WTF is going on, 2 days ago I though Rosanne was a Trump hating lesbian.

Imagine being so desperate for ratings you dive into the deep end of autistic boomer retardation

All aboard the Q train! CHOO! CHOO!