This subreddit makes me want to commit so much terrorism.

2  2018-03-30 by FreakyStories

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this post is of a homosexual nature

Fuck you too bitch, call the cops.

would you like to talk it out, short bus?

No.

come on now, I'm sure everything will be fine. now eat this applesauce and I'll tuck you into a nice straightjacket

I was going to say it's not you that I'm going to kill but you've infantilizes me and have thus been added to the hit list.

Aww that's sweet honey, I'm on 70 hit lists, and you're #72 on the rank from top to bottom of who would actually go through with it