This Cow Is Ready To Be Milked

5  2018-03-31 by AnnoysTheSoyboys

24 comments

u/Hermenegild I have some questions for you.

I don't see them. I will respond to questions. Just don't expect me to be some buttpuppet pinata.

Why are you posting in Catholicism, and why do you ramble in gibberish?

I recently posted a smattering of bait in Catholicism because part of my mission is to redeem Catholics.

I ramble in jibberish because you are too much of a fag to discern intellect when put into writing, rather expecting men and women to use their bodies, cliques, and poppycock limpness.

By doing what you call 'jibbering', I imitate the victim you lust after, which makes you unable to counter any exercises I perform over your wet noodle.

Is that a suitable explanation for my guilt?

If it is, continue to your next question. Keep on mind, if my first answers to your first two questions serve as suitable replies to any other questions, refer back to your introductory accusation (question).

I have a feeling this will devolve into a defence of my logic, which might be difficult to follow, since being faggy tends to rob you of your ability to follow pussycats.

Let's try something more mundane. What do you think of the US President? How do you feel about tansgender rights? What are your thoughts on white people?

I feel that POTUS is about as ugly inside as a prolapsed anus painted with white out and filmed by Andy Warhol. Him, Sater, and the Mafia hookers below the penthouse, white house, and crackhouse, are all corrupt as it gets. Going back to Swire UK, the Birch Otter, Barry McCaffrey, and a big list of criminals I have to be asked specifically about to bother wasting your time with. Unless you have an eye for corruption, my targets might appear too soft for the gangs of NYC. But I assure you, the Ashavids and Marajs of this world are well recorded and already running from their doom. POTUS is a brat, a conceited moron who cannot actually function without trying to bullhorn people around, like a typical Tammany twit without the foresight to see the stilettos coming for him.

Transgender people seem to have hard times finding romantic partners to trust, and sometimes their leeway with sexuality gets them in trouble, the same as any sexual animal learning to have boundaries. I do not pity them nor do I worry about them. When I lived in the capital of sex change operations, Berlin Germany, it seemed half the people on the street were men dressed as women, their junk unknown to me and none of my business, unless I was a john, which, at the age of 9, I was not. Jenner is a character in a popular animated film starring rats, a cat, a crow, and some mice. That alone should lead you to the nature of dual sexing aspirations, some of them very wicked and self-serving to the detriment of children who do not have the mental skills to be slicing their wankers off, or taking injections.

White people do not exist. I have very strong reservations towards WASPs, JAPs, and 'blonde people', which do not cause me to be their enemy, but rather their healer, who recognizes their very unique story in this multicolored world we are forced to share in a better way. The movie Austin Powers Goldmember is based on real events, which require a strange googling power to uncover, although I bet most alt-sexuals might have more dirt than I do on the behaviors of 'fertility cults' and immoral natalists. Australia can provide plenty of recent examples which might better illustrate the 'white people' dilemma, one that fortunately, I do not fall victim to, due to my J-M172 B- blood, and unique upbringing.

I feel that POTUS is about as ugly inside as a prolapsed anus painted with white out and filmed by Andy Warhol.

This analogy is a little ambiguous, seeing as I don't know you or your feelings towards prolapsed anuses (anii?) and pop art.

It's HYPERqueer that you would reply by using the familiar, as if the above post was aimed directly at you, who seems to be indicating that itself thinks prolapsed anii are beautiful things, which could be covered in white out, and sold as wall art for coffeeshops in Greenwich Village.

What in your mind would draw a connection between me lambasting the POTUS, and trying to gauge the level of appreciation I have for damaged bodily functions?

I am not a handicap fetishest nor a sadist. I am not even a biologist or anal sex enthusiast. I am vanilla, and if that is wrong in this sick nation...I refuse to right.

Clearly my feelings don't matter, which is exactly why I say what the hell I am thinking as soon as I see it, at least online, but the tactic does spill over to work life, which has zero tolerance for the kinds of errors that lead dumbfuck antihumans to squat onto mason jars or visit Washington farms to play MrHands.

my mission is to redeem Catholics

How many have you redeemed so far? What's your score?

Zero. Which works well since my idea of redemption is probably not as fluffy as what others would have a lover do to them.

I don't keep scores, because I don't see ambushing clowns as a game, but more of something that happens to them each time I am born.

Are you off your meds because you don't like the side effects or you just lost them?

See, the thing about you, and not about little old me, is that you are evil and should be put in prison where you can make me Nikes and other cool stuff, like Chacos and Levi jeans. It would be an improvement from putting gerbils in your butt while moping around a communist filthdump like Reddit.

Being that, you seem to have not been able to afford your ketamine injections for the week. Is that why you act like some Soviet faggot in bifocals with a bottle stash in the corner and a manual on how to diagnose subhumans such as yourself?

Are you a typical drunk Catholic who cannot read, hence the confusion over which 'part' of my overall mission precludes catering to pathetic slimepoppetts posing as 'intellectuals'?

You replied to yourself, retatd.

Seriously dude, maybe zyprexa isn't fun, but it's gotta be more fun than shitposting on reddit.

So you sort of are trying to kind of admit that your handicap maybe sort of influenced a teeny bitty smidgen of why you decided to paint me as a 'patient needing medication', or a fiend looking for some kind of faggy fix?

It's gotta be more fun to be sober and clarified than muddled and congelead, like the butter in the fridge in the punk house you probably lurk around in as a bunch of college slops figure ways to make their Gender Studies degree pay them back.

source=reddit-android

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https://i.imgur.com/0V3T1Hh.gifv

I never said I was tech savy. Is there a way to use reddit without the app? Probably. But I refuse to sit in front of a computer, and for commenting purposes the app is sufficient.

Oh no lol. I'm a 99% of the time a phone poster myself. I was just making fun of u for having an android device. All in fun :p

Windows phone is gonna make a come back

Symbian or BTFO

Fuck you. I saw this guy first.

His account before he got banned from r/Catholicism

I am so happy that everyone is getting out their exorcism kits to see how 'woke' their 'manifestation powers' are 🙃

What’s a manifestation power?

When morons pay you to yell at them for not having enough money to survive on while you yell at them for not having enough kids to yell at.

I think this might be a legitimate mental health crisis and I don't know what to do about, so somebody above my paygrade better deal with it.

So you are now a paid drug peddler who claims being gay is a mental health crisis?

What would have to be done about me? Is that a way you make women like you, by having mental health problems?

Should I eat jello to fix my brain?

Maybe I could sleep with a psychologist and have her-him-it whisper how special I am into my Jew ears.

https://www.madinamerica.com/2015/02/zyprexa-astonishing-betrayal/

This guy is absolutely, unironically amazing.