I wasn't aware that being a college prof would mean I'd be in regular physical contact with cute young womens' feet. Maybe I should reconsider my career choice.
Well it's definitely not good if they're attached to uggos. I'm not a burger so I'm not aware, does this college have a questionable reputation or something?
It was infamous awhile back for sjw demonstrations. It's a small college in a very rural area, with an extremely liberal bent to it, even for an US University.
Yea they are SJW as fuck and had a day where all minorities (staff and students) would leave campus for a day to "show their worth." Apparently they weren't satisfied with the results so they decided to make white people go off campus instead. A very liberal white professor didn't agree and they ran him and his wife off out of the campus.
A lot of people think feet are the sexiest part of the body. Maybe they are right, maybe they are wrong. It really just depends on the person and what they like. Regardless, having your feet rubbed isn't necessarily a bad thing. It might make your feet happier. If you really want happy feet then you should have really good socks to cover them with. You can find a great selection of socks in all the latest styles and in all sizes at Socksoff. Save 50% off every day for every person in your family.
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"I save money on great socks at Socksoff.com"
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Seriously, fuck footfags. They have got to be one of the most - if not the most - obnoxiously faggoty degenerates that prowl every corner of the internet. There's something seriously fucked up with them that prevents them from keeping their fetish to themselves, like seriously, feet, what the fuck is wrong with you.
You see them everywhere, seeing them on porn comments is par for the course. You can't exactly call others degenerates when you're suffocating your meatrod to some fresh incest porn, but its when they spill out from these degenerate refuges of the net is when it becomes a problem.
No matter how simple, how benign a picture, or thread, or anything may be, sooner or later - its like a Godwins Law of degeneracy - a footfag will come wandering in and post like they always do. "show feet", "cute feet", "i want to cum inside your feet". No place is safe.
I personally believe that foot faggotry should be punishable by death, and I hope that all users at this fine establishment will agree with me and join me on my crusade to gas foot faggots.
40 comments
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-31
/u/Squirrel_Psyops and /u/RubberCheeks, you two should stop playing footsie under the table, and go get to the pegging. ๐
1 Squirrel_Psyops 2018-03-31
Shh, you wretched heathen.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-31
I'll have you know that I was raised a good Southern Baptist Goy
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-03-31
In your defense, most older professors are perverts, regardless of their biological sex.
1 rubbercheeks 2018-03-31
Donโt make me take off my belt and get to whoppinโ fools
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-31
Oh no, ๐
1 rubbercheeks 2018-03-31
Donโt wink at me fool. Every time a fool winks at me a girl who doesnโt like her feet touched by old men gets her wings.
1 yourdeadwife 2018-03-31
I read "holistic medicine class" and immediately hit back. I'm not ready for this level of progressive college.
1 NSFW_Jeanne 2018-03-31
I mean a good chunk of that stuff puts a lot of stock in manipulating the feet in one way or another.
This is like signing up for a Feminism related class and then complaining about the victim complex.
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2018-03-31
Well I mean, if you're in a feminism class and you're not complaining, that's an automatic D-
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-03-31
If it makes you feel better the sub shits on her and yet somehow everyone's upvotes are in the positive.
1 lincoln1222 2018-03-31
You seem to be a little defensive about this subject.
1 k0lo0 2018-03-31
I wasn't aware that being a college prof would mean I'd be in regular physical contact with cute young womens' feet. Maybe I should reconsider my career choice.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-03-31
Given that it is Evergreen I would wonder how many of the feet would belong to attractive women. Not that it matters I guess if that is your thing.
1 k0lo0 2018-03-31
Well it's definitely not good if they're attached to uggos. I'm not a burger so I'm not aware, does this college have a questionable reputation or something?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-31
It was infamous awhile back for sjw demonstrations. It's a small college in a very rural area, with an extremely liberal bent to it, even for an US University.
1 AntiLuke 2018-03-31
The area isn't too rural. It's right outside Olympia which is the state capitol.
1 NSFW_Jeanne 2018-03-31
I was going to a link to a video but there are just so many... just google Evergreen College.
1 Redactor0 2018-03-31
As seen on Futurama, it's the #1 hippie university in the USA, beating out even Reed College.
1 NSFW_Jeanne 2018-03-31
You win the internet.
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-03-31
Yea they are SJW as fuck and had a day where all minorities (staff and students) would leave campus for a day to "show their worth." Apparently they weren't satisfied with the results so they decided to make white people go off campus instead. A very liberal white professor didn't agree and they ran him and his wife off out of the campus.
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/evergreen-professor-at-center-of-protests-resigns-college-will-pay-500000/
There are many many articles on the subject.
1 Dildokin 2018-03-31
Evergreen goon squads
1 tempTemp0001 2018-03-31
1 lincoln1222 2018-03-31
have you never watched Community before?
1 tempTemp0001 2018-03-31
Community is not representative of reality
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-03-31
Yeah community colleges are actually funny sometimes.
1 myshl0ng 2018-03-31
So like what they ask my cancer how he feels?
1 DowntownWrongdoer 2018-03-31
Evergreen.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-03-31
A lot of people think feet are the sexiest part of the body. Maybe they are right, maybe they are wrong. It really just depends on the person and what they like. Regardless, having your feet rubbed isn't necessarily a bad thing. It might make your feet happier. If you really want happy feet then you should have really good socks to cover them with. You can find a great selection of socks in all the latest styles and in all sizes at Socksoff. Save 50% off every day for every person in your family.
Real customer testimony from Soqueesha Locaust.
"I save money on great socks at Socksoff.com"
You don't need a college degree to understand that socksoff has great designer socks for students, parents, and children of all ages. Socksoff.com
1 wootfatigue 2018-03-31
Your sock ads are the only thing keeping me alive.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-03-31
I upped my sock posting game since this post to keep you alive.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-03-31
I believe most people know this is the go-to bait response at this point.
1 buttermyself 2018-03-31
You seem to be a little defensive about this subject.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-03-31
Isn't evergreen the place where they shot a bio Prof or something!
1 lincoln1222 2018-03-31
You seem to be a little defensive about this subject.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-03-31
Unicorn loafer theory in action people. Faith healing and women should not be considered as able as men.
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-03-31
If you where really a woman you'd understand how powerless we are to footrubs. It is the ultimate persuasion.
1 Therekrerf 2018-03-31
Foot fags should be gassed.
1 Starship_Litterbaby 2018-03-31
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1 VIOLENT_MONKEY_ANUS 2018-03-31
Seriously, fuck footfags. They have got to be one of the most - if not the most - obnoxiously faggoty degenerates that prowl every corner of the internet. There's something seriously fucked up with them that prevents them from keeping their fetish to themselves, like seriously, feet, what the fuck is wrong with you.
You see them everywhere, seeing them on porn comments is par for the course. You can't exactly call others degenerates when you're suffocating your meatrod to some fresh incest porn, but its when they spill out from these degenerate refuges of the net is when it becomes a problem.
No matter how simple, how benign a picture, or thread, or anything may be, sooner or later - its like a Godwins Law of degeneracy - a footfag will come wandering in and post like they always do. "show feet", "cute feet", "i want to cum inside your feet". No place is safe.
I personally believe that foot faggotry should be punishable by death, and I hope that all users at this fine establishment will agree with me and join me on my crusade to gas foot faggots.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-03-31
It's not necessarily the feet per se but the fuck-me-pumps that are on them.
1 tempTemp0001 2018-03-31
Why are foot fetishists always so fucking creepy
1 NSFW_Jeanne 2018-03-31
Maybe it's just that the ones we know about are the ones that are obvious about it.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-03-31
A strIght laced woman I know had a prior boyfriend suck her toes once. As if by command, just bringing it up makes her wretch.
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1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-03-31
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Beat u 2 it retard Ed
1 melokobeai 2018-03-31
I didn't realize Dan Schneider was teaching college courses now
1 Redactor0 2018-03-31
Found the guy who actually can remember what happened 72 hours ago, unlike me.