Small breasted females of /r/muacirclejerk mock a girl for having big tits

72  2018-03-31 by TheFallenHero

71 comments

love me some big ol titties

Big ol titties love you too, bby.

Eww I bet your into 3D thots and shit!! Gross!

Tit shaming has to stop.

they're right, small titties are way better. Got to love a washboard girl

they're right, small titties are way better.

Found the pedo

the 200k+ subscribers of /r/tinytits are all pedos as well?

Yes. Was that a question, pedo?

200k+ subscribers

This is the GROSS amount, pal. You must remove the amount of alts and inactive accounts to reach the LIQUID (true) amount of users.

pedos as well?
Yes, they are.

Thats my risky click of the day

Holy fuck dude you got super triggered at a dumb joke. I didn't think you were a pedo before but I definitely think you're one now.

my DAD sed hangers r in fearior

Small titties chicks have more sensitive nipples. Source Fucked big and small.

Oh and I really don't care about size as much as shape. Shape is WAY more important.

What is so pedo about liking loli petite females with child-like bodies?

The pedophilia.

user reports:
1: Pedo alert!

Wrong. Flat is justice.

caring about tits

gay tbh, arses are where's at

I see you too are a man of culture.

Still, lol @ closeted paedos liking chestlets in this thread.

Don't call cute flat-chested women chestlets, it's mean.

Shut it pedo

Oh right because you are an ephebo or whatever right, pedo +3 years?

adult women can have small breasts.

women

Yeah, they're called men

pedo +3 years?

Me irl

But..but that’s where the poop comes out.

Not right now it doesn't

the proof ass is winning over tits is proof of social marxism tbh

big tits are gross though

I don't wanna feel like I'm fuckin a cow

This comment is a bigger soy-signifier than gaping your mouth after getting a Switch from your wife's boyfriend

I would have agreed with you ten years ago when Hef still ruled the sexual imagination, but almost titless Riley Reid is usually #1 on Pornhub, and we've seen white kids start to develop the big ass fetish that racists (me) darkly suspected was some kind of weird genetic thing, in the black community. All points at a limited social construction of sexual fetish hypothesis. Hef push whites to esteem big tits, Sir Mix-a-lot pushed black to esteem big asses; but as Martin Luther King Jr. wanted, now little white boys and little black boys are all masturbating to big asses, and Hef's tit fetish, while still totally viable (Mia Khalifa's mediocre tit job is usually #2), looks a bit more like a relic of needing statuesque bodies for masturbatable still photos.

I'm still charging for that switch

that's my secret.

chads and bulls go for bit titted girls.

going for small titted grills reduces my chance of being cucked.

that's my secret.

chads and bulls go for bit titted girls.

going for small titted grills reduces my chance of being cucked.

true. sad that /r/drama is full of big tits liking normies after all

‘‘Tis a shame

As if a cow would have you.

We accept women and men of all physical traits here : ^ )

Except fatties

Fatties usually have great tits tho.

Ehhh, they tend to look okay in a bra but they’re just sad looking when they come out to play.

You’re kinda picky for someone whose never touched one.

Just because I’m on the 💯% bussy diet now doesn’t mean I wasn’t once traumatized by some chubby udders.

Fupa kweens shudders

Thicc bulging pecs > milkers

surely you must be joking Mr. PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES. Small, cute, and firm is where it's at, not gigantic sacks of fat.

Only one of the many reasons why I could never date / fuck a fat chick.

My gigantic sacks of fat are deeply offended. I think I even heard one of them crying.

Nice tits on that one.

I prefer those but I knew you'd appreciate the volume on that one

Bless you and your love of titties.

Is it holding Japanese gogurt?

They're umaibo, super cheap (like 10 yen), puffed corn stick snack.

Bottom-heavy thick/chubby girls that have small boobs exist, though.

Still wouldn't, I only like petite women. Don't like the thick/chubby ones in general regardless of their breasts.

Fair enough. I'm curious as to your thoughts on post-op breast reductions though.

Can't claim to have a lot of irl experience with that, so none, really.

Take it from me, you don’t want to spend time with a woman who’s had breast reduction surgery. Women get boob jobs (bigger) for psychological reasons, not medical reasons. The psychological “issues” usually aren’t solved by the boob job. Guess what - most (lots?) of women who get breast reduction surgery do it for psychological reasons too - and the surgery doesn’t really cure those issues either. Been with one such woman and knew another : Bat. Shit. Crazy.

I get why a woman would want bigger tits, but what are the psychological (not physical) reasons for getting smaller tits?

In both cases I knew, the women didn’t want the attention they thought their big boobs were attracting. In reality, they weren’t attracting that much attention (amazingly, if you don’t wear super low cut tops and shove your boobs into guys faces, they probably won’t notice you).

Both girls were kind of homely (yes, I dated a homely girl for a few days) and had a tendency to grossly exaggerate anything that might have seemed like attention from a man. A brief generic “hi” from a passing man was interpreted as bordering on sexual harassment. That didn’t change after the surgery.

BAT SHIT CRAZY.

The problem is that huge tits have to be counterbalanced by an enormous ass, otherwise she’s falling flat on her face all the time. That’s engineering 101.

The sphere is the optimal form.

No, the bussy is.

Just say american 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

No vulgar languages please!!

: ^ (

Don't worry we're good, being fat is a medical condition, not a physical trait.

Walruses

Those are quite the melons indeed 🤤🍈🍈

What happened with 4chinz

Shut down

Rip in peace

Why?

Big titties > no titties

Fight me, itty bitty pedo titty committe e

But small > all

It’s probably teen girls who are jealous because they still have those lumpy bumps that haven’t fully grown into majestic woman boobs.

Or maybe they're grown women who are flatter than three month old Pepsi

what the fuck is that sub?

TFW 3D females don’t have smol tits

If you're not at least a J-cup kys

So I guess "Le sisterhood" is over?

I came here looking for small titties.

I am disappointed.

The thot is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a bitch, femoid, gold-digger, it all runs off her like Chad's cum off Stacy's face. But call her a thot and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Women bullying other women? Unheard of!

Anyone hotter than them is a slut!

Tig ol

I’ve been jerked 4 times on that sub, all 4 times directly linking to my posts. It’s not even a proper circle jerk, it’s a retarded echo chamber.