5000 upvotes and I'll actually spread my cheeks and show bussy

5315 2018-04-01 by Joan_Wayne_Gacy

No april fools.

Took a lot of booze, dick and bad decisions to wreck this hole. I am told to stay fierce and that just because I'm a 30-something year old spent cumdump I can still be pretty in the anus.

1 tear = 1 upvote.

238 comments

1 kromagnom 2018-04-01

would you tingle at 4990?

1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-04-01

No. I have self respect and if I'm going to show my asshole on the internet I demand my payment of 5k in full.

1 kromagnom 2018-04-01

if internet points were redeemable at Taco Bell believe me you’d be seeing much more of me

1 Witch_Doctor_Seuss 2018-04-01

I don't believe you ಠ_ಠ

1 onitsuka 2018-04-01

i would show bussy to get lava sauce back tbh

1 ASYMBOLDEN 2018-04-01

True.

1 GaymasterNacelle 2018-04-01

Whew?

1 htmlcoderexe 2018-04-01

Ey bby where's the bussy

1 Matues49 2018-04-01

I sense bamboozle.

1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-04-01

I've been drinking so I'll do it.

1 DuBBle 2018-04-01

It's going to take days at this rate. Keep it up.

1 ObsessedAussie 2018-04-01

He's on a long bender

1 uniqueguy263 2018-04-01

Do it

1 redpenquin 2018-04-01

Honestly, I would rather have a bamboozle in this case.

1 K-town- 2018-04-01

How dare you

1 respaaaaaj 2018-04-01

Now thats more like it

1 Mechanical_Nutsack 2018-04-01

I don't want to see that so I downvoted

1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-04-01

To the gas chamber with you then.

1 Mechanical_Nutsack 2018-04-01

You're gonna fart on me now?

1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-04-01

That requires extra upvotes.

1 arinjoybasak 2018-04-01

You wish.

1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-01

Rude!!! You don't have to look. Don't deprive the rest of us for your own prudish sensibilities 😫

1 Mechanical_Nutsack 2018-04-01

Okay fine

1 Plexipus 2018-04-01

Please don't bring r/all into here again

1 tempTemp0001 2018-04-01

Ok I just checked out that sub. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. Redditors are smarter than the average cookies, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.

1 shallowm 2018-04-01

This, but unironically.

1 Trvspkt 2018-04-01

1 Plexipus 2018-04-01

This is a safe space for individuals with profound intellectual disabilities, please be considerate and respectful.

1 nxqv 2018-04-01

When I die just throw me in the trash.

1 ztoundas 2018-04-01

What a waste. I better get eaten, or nobody can complain about world hunger again.

1 GangGraper 2018-04-01

We're heeeeeeeeeere.

1 onitsuka 2018-04-01

how do i contact the russian upvote farms

1 Aimless_Drifter 2018-04-01

yes

1 Orca4444 2018-04-01

1 CANTSTOPFAPPINGHELP 2018-04-01

Cyka bylat

1 sukabot 2018-04-01

cyka

сука is not the same thing as "cyka". Write "suka" instead next time :)

1 TooM3R 2018-04-01

Cyka bot

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-04-01

*suka bot

1 zenicaone 2018-04-01

*suck a bot

1 ObsessedAussie 2018-04-01

*suck a bussy

1 FelipeHdez 2018-04-01

1 _MAGAMEMNON_ 2018-04-01

It Is Her Turn!

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-04-01

Why you always lyin

1 coder999999999 2018-04-01

Let's do this.

1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-04-01

i won't stop edging until this post hits 5000

1 Jimmy_the_creator_69 2018-04-01

these comments are fucking gold boiii

1 KingWayneX 2018-04-01

How is your prostate doing?

1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-04-01

https://imgur.com/gallery/fYWa0Km

1 Its_Not_Over_Yet 2018-04-01

Why not bobs and vagene?

1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-04-01

pls don't body shame.

1 RelevantEmployment 2018-04-01

This is bad for bobscoin.

1 ObsessedAussie 2018-04-01

bitch lasagna

1 super-russian-spy69 2018-04-01

Please don't

1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-04-01

I'll spread it extra hard so you can kinda see inside it.

1 PlvGdm 2018-04-01

It was a cold day in hell when the admins took away your mod privileges from /r/drama. And I mean that unironically. 🤗🤩🤣😂😥🤐😜😝😱🤪😂😂😂

1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-04-01

I know. It was the day r/drama died and then was re-animated into this festering anime-accepting shithole we reside in now.

Thank you for your condolences.

1 PlvGdm 2018-04-01

HAHAHA! I totally bamboozled you. I don't really care for you. April Fool's motherfucker.

1 K-town- 2018-04-01

Further bastardization of the word “unironically”. Allah forgive us

1 ElectricPotato911 2018-04-01

I just want a fat slut that cooks and does dishes

1 lincoln1222 2018-04-01

u/Ham_Sandwich77 care to contest this?

1 Ham_Sandwich77 2018-04-01

He's right. My post didn't even reach half that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/top/

1 lincoln1222 2018-04-01

I know because I posted it.

1 Ham_Sandwich77 2018-04-01

Oh I missed that part somehow.

u/phedre, how dare you?

1 phedre 2018-04-01

I did. Top post was mine, I deleted it cause I felt like it :)

1 Ham_Sandwich77 2018-04-01

What shocking case of stolen valor.

1 BobbieMcGee92 2018-04-01

Don't use 'stolen' and 'Valour' in the same sentence she's a drag race mod she'll get triggered.

1 Awayfone 2018-04-01

They can not ever get over something

1 arko_podu 2018-04-01

Imagine being a mod of gallowboob's profile subreddit

1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-04-01

/r/theCure? Based.

1 nameuser4321 2018-04-01

What was your post

1 shitpost953 2018-04-01

I wanna say it was about dolan going darker

1 shitpost953 2018-04-01

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6bxdcd/t_d_is_moving_to_voat_again_and_something_about/

1 nameuser4321 2018-04-01

Literally what jerry

1 nameuser4321 2018-04-01

Why was it deleted?

1 shitpost953 2018-04-01

phedre hates us

1 shitpost953 2018-04-01

/u/phedre hates us

1 nameuser4321 2018-04-01

/u/phedre how could you do this ;-;

I unbanned you from t_d 2 years ago

1 crashhacker 2018-04-01

Ah training to be an admin on this site i see.

1 crashhacker 2018-04-01

Ah training to be an admin on this site i see.

1 crashhacker 2018-04-01

Ah training to be an admin on this site i see.

1 IvanReilly 2018-04-01

Not under that username.

1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-04-01

I know because I posted it.

/r/humblebragbutnotreallyhumblebecausefuckit

1 tae_ka_pre 2018-04-01

I don't think a highly upvoted post in Reddit is a badge of honor

1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-04-01

this is month old reddit son wtf

1 tae_ka_pre 2018-04-01

What

1 Rodomite 2018-04-01

To think I was there with one of Ed's alts 😍

1 shitpost953 2018-04-01

o right I forgot about you ruining the sub 😠

1 uniqueguy263 2018-04-01

This did but his account is deleted

1 new_leaf32 2018-04-01

Times are tough, show us that shitoris

1 Wtfct 2018-04-01

See the problem is I actually believe this one. Its happened on this sub before, I'm not falling for it again.

Trust me lads we don't want to reach 5k

1 A_RED_BLUEBERRY 2018-04-01

!RemindMe 2 days "bussy"

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1 shallowm 2018-04-01

Do you mind describing the texture of your bussy? Is it hairy or hairless?

1 AtomicWolf425 2018-04-01

1 upvote = 1 bussy hair

1 moudougou 2018-04-01

where's the drama?

1 80BAIT08 2018-04-01

So you turned to drink after you failed to get the top mod spot smh.

1 serialflamingo 2018-04-01

If you guys all chip in and do your part you can see the second most desirable bussy on the modteam!

1 Mamalgam 2018-04-01

First being Ed's? 😍

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-01

( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°

1 Fat_Black_Chick 2018-04-01

This is fucking beautiful

1 Assy-McGee 2018-04-01

r4chan sticky link wut!?!?!

1 ASYMBOLDEN 2018-04-01

Only if it's REAL bussy

1 thebrokenbell 2018-04-01

Keep this shit sticky forever.

1 lickedTators 2018-04-01

This shit still stickin around. I'll check back in a month.

1 TinyJibble 2018-04-01

SORT BY NEW RETARDS

1 Awayfone 2018-04-01

Thank you didn't realize this was a month old

1 [deleted] 2018-04-01

[removed]

1 Kosmiche 2018-04-01

never change, murderclown.

1 Bigby_W0lf 2018-04-01

lmaoooo

1 AlbertFischerIII 2018-04-01

I hope you delete this when it doesn’t even get 1000 upvotes because it makes me sad.

1 imyxle 2018-04-01

I don't believe you.

1 Pousinette 2018-04-01

Old fan of yours popping in to say do it pls.

1 Assy-McGee 2018-04-01

Best bleech your asshole JWG :^)

1 TotesMessenger 2018-04-01

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1 RobAChurch 2018-04-01

NotRealDrama

If you made it 1000 I would have been interested.

This is just safe mod bullshit. They should be demoded for such dickish wizardry.

Fuck you, you should make this real, dumbass, OR SIT ON THE BACK BENCH YOU LAME CUNT. Fuck this mod team being all pussy.

1 moogdestroyer 2018-04-01

Tie a plastic bag around your head and inhale deeply you fucking waste of air

1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2018-04-01

Before I decide whether or not to upvote, is it bleached?

1 Ikkinn 2018-04-01

Kys

1 ATIVITA 2018-04-01

Downvoted, I dont wanna see that shit

1 comebepc 2018-04-01

1 ATIVITA 2018-04-01

Haha you got a needle next to your name, that's pretty cool dude

1 coker13 2018-04-01

Why aren’t you gays down voting this? #FakeAndGay2018

1 ASYMBOLDEN 2018-04-01

That's a lot of tears we're apart of for you op.

1 Teh_Jews 2018-04-01

I downvoted because even I have standards.

1 Barton_Foley 2018-04-01

Anyone know how many alt accounts you can make on Reddit? It is theoretically infinite, yes?

1 double-happiness 2018-04-01

http://i.imgur.com//cYanmPn.gif

1 69big69daddy69 2018-04-01

downvoted to try to prevent the small happiness this may bring to others

1 JustAnotherWesterner 2018-04-01

What the fuck did I just read.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-01

If we ever needed a downvote bot...

1 ThePitterPat 2018-04-01

Remindme! 1000 years

1 grungebot5000 2018-04-01

why isn’t this stickied

1 KingWayneX 2018-04-01

Drama really sucks this week... So does r/funny. Am I going to have to actually work all damn week?

1 Grassyknow 2018-04-01

have fun with aids

1 hoseja 2018-04-01

😂 😂 😂 this is still a sticky, how does it feel to know everybody sees that nobody wants to see your crusty asshole that much?

1 nanonan 2018-04-01

Imagine being so pathetic that you keep this stickied for a week and still barely get half the approval you were desperate for.

1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-04-01

Imagine posting in KiA unironically and actually getting upvotes.

1 nanonan 2018-04-01

Jealous much?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-01

of being a KIAfaggot

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-04-01

keep it stickied

1 kinderliedjes 2018-04-01

do it cuck

1 tae_ka_pre 2018-04-01

Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time

1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-01

Lol you still have more than 1.5k to go. Just spread those cheeks if you really want to.

1 Awayfone 2018-04-01

He has standard

Sure prices is low number of internet points with 0 value but he ain't a slut.

1 disgruntled_chode 2018-04-01

Less than a thousand to go now, and only six weeks in...

I want to believe.

1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-01

https://giphy.com/gifs/vv41HlvfogHAY

1 ysrName 2018-04-01

I do it for free

1 muck4doo 2018-04-01

Okay, you got my upvote. It better have hair. None of that shaved clams with pimples shit.

Would you say the anus is remarkable?

1 ffbtaw 2018-04-01

I just realized I don't know what my anus looks like. 🤔🤔🤔

1 u_r_retarde 2018-04-01

This is a really bad comment, u/ffbtaw. You should be ashamed.

1 u_r_retarde 2018-04-01

This is a really bad comment, u/u_r_retarde. You should be ashamed.

1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-01

What did he mean by this

1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-01

This is a really bad comment, u/BasicallyADoctor. You should be ashamed.

1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-01

This is a really bad comment, u/SAC-Lawn_Gnome. You should be ashamed.

1 ordinaryname2018 2018-04-01

This is like a doomsday clock.

1 mobilezee 2018-04-01

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8icebc/pyaar_ki_ye_ek_kahaani_episode_16/

1 [deleted] 2018-04-01

[removed]

1 _MAGAMEMNON_ 2018-04-01

Downvoted please god no

1 skatebiker 2018-04-01

Somebody farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^{farted^farted}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

1 Etra 2018-04-01

Joan_Wayne_Gacy confirmed as JewDank.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-01

Less than 900 upvotes to go.

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Happy Cake Day!

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1 ObsessedAussie 2018-04-01

800 to go hahahaha

1 do0rkn0b 2018-04-01

This user has been permanently suspended from Reddit. Please follow the Reddit Content Policy and not break any rules.

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1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-01

prepare

1 mcslibbin 2018-04-01

This account has been suspended

1 stickleroflove 2018-04-01

Please God I pray for this

1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-01

Interesting that the number just keeps growing.

Could it be related to the 20k growth in subscribers since you posted this? Can non-mods see traffic stats?

1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-04-01

bangs his knife and fork on the table

BUSSY! BUSSY! BUSSY! BUSSY! BUSSY! BUSSY! BUSSY! BUSSY! BUSSY! BUSSY!

1 Ardvarkeating101 2018-04-01

Up to 4.5k, just a matter of time

1 Odemdemz98 2018-04-01

holy shit it's so close

1 hyledog 2018-04-01

im finna be so close to dat fat n u t

1 real_human__bean 2018-04-01

/u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy you better e ready, you're only 400 votes away.

U gonna do it?

1 ticktockwarrior 2018-04-01

HE'S FUCKING SUSPENDED. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE HAS A CURRENT ALT ON REDDIT. HE'S NOT GOING TO DO IT, RETARDS.

1 JonRedcorn862 2018-04-01

Shut up, just shut the fuck up. My hopes and dreams aren't yours to break. Dick.

1 MG87 2018-04-01

HE BETTER FUCKING DO IT

1 TotesMessenger 2018-04-01

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1 hlary 2018-04-01

its gettin rather close aint it?

1 swislock 2018-04-01

Slowly but surely that bussi is gonna shine

1 JonRedcorn862 2018-04-01

Cmon guys were so fucking close. All hail the bussy.

1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-04-01

Holy shit, 350 to go.

1 shazbottled 2018-04-01

O fuck we close. Gotta log into all my alts

1 VioletBroregarde 2018-04-01

I have no idea what this guy looks like but I really wanna see his butthole

1 jko831 2018-04-01

250!

1 kippot 2018-04-01

Dread it, run from it.

Destiny arrives all the same

1 DistortedLines 2018-04-01

I'm so excited 💖

1 Cdace 2018-04-01

I hope this bussy is as big as a Spinosaurus

1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-04-01

Does the 5000th upvote get to wreck da bussy?

1 Karl_Rover 2018-04-01

Ok guys bring out the alts

1 hyledog 2018-04-01

omg

1 jko831 2018-04-01

💯

1 Arbys_Official 2018-04-01

We've reached critical mass

1 Assy-McGee 2018-04-01

MOAR LIKE CRITICAL ASS AMIRITE?

1 assblast17 2018-04-01

he's banned, retards

1 Assy-McGee 2018-04-01

noodles and kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa have made dozens of alts each to still keep autistically posting here. I don't think it's that hard to circumvent an IP ban here

1 Nopepole 2018-04-01

GET THAT BUSSY!

1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-04-01

Poooooost busssssssssy

1 _Suprememe_ 2018-04-01

BUSSYPOST NOW.

1 jko831 2018-04-01

10!

1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-01

Bussy anticipation intensifies

1 SlackBabo 2018-04-01

Well here we are