u/cocheeeze, punk is dead. I was there when it died, as rancid was nodding off while sucking my chemical romances wee cocks.
I'm sure that scratch happened when someone threw a rock at you for trying to emulate lars' 80s mohawk. Fuck I bet it was poor matt freeman who's been tied to those two fucking smackheads since the 80s.
Take matt's advice. Don't pay to go to warped tour.
I get a TON of compliments on my abs (or "Adonis belt" as reddit likes to call it) and as such I do a lot of cardio to keep them sharp. I do a four day split for my workouts and hit every muscle group at least once a week. You can't get a body like mine doing only arms for two hours!
You don't really have an Adonis belt, although you are slim. I didn't go through your posts before and I kinda wish I hadn't.... u/Ed__ButteredToast likes you though so there's that.
Yeah, tons of people do. I had to delete the Reddit app because my phone was constantly blowing up with notifications from people telling me how hot they think I am.
Oh ok, well check the comments on my posts if you need to. I’m sure you can tell just by looking at me that people tell me I’m hot very frequently, but the evidence is there if you need it.
Yeah, gay guys love me too. Men, women.... they all want a piece of me. Like I already said though, I only have so much time. I’m currently trying to balance four different women who have asked if I can see them this week, but I think I’ll only be able to see two. Three of you count the one I saw yesterday.
Not really. I'm sure there have been countless girls who have thought "oh, too bad he's short", but the majority of women I've been romantically involved with have been taller than me. On a couple occasions I've been approached by women who are significantly taller than me (the tallest said she was 6'0") and I had to tell them that I felt uncomfortable with the height difference.
I think Rancid was still legit for the first few years, at least. On the other hand, I was also young and grew up in Northern California, so my judgement my be clouded by nostalgia.
Fat mike is a mixed bag. Maybe he's a valuable part of his community who brings in jobs and pays well. Maybe he's a creepy fuck who uses economic power to bully people. Either way, man plays bass like a motherfucking bastard.
People tell me all the time that punk is dead, as if I didn't already know and it is somehow going to upset me... There are very few albums/songs that have come out in the last 20 years that I thoroughly enjoy, and even those that I do are typically from bands that made names for themselves decades ago.
I find it interesting that there's such strong opinions about which bands are or aren't "punk", and I wonder if other genre's of music have the same criticisms of their artists. For example I wonder if any country musicians ever get criticised for being not "real" country because they were born in Detroit or something.
Who's trying to upset you? I'm just old and therefore everything that was good is dead and gone as I got older.
"Only punk gate-keeps punk."
No. Everyone gatekeeps everything. If its not about politics, social struggles or nihilism than its not punk rock. If its working for the music industry and not to doo doo in its greedy soul, than its blink-183. You can't change my mind because I'm old and when I was your age I once walked 19 miles in the snow just so GG Allin would throw shit on me.
That's one beta chad. And.....he took both pictures at the same time just switched sides. Basically an attention whore. Chads don't need attention, they simple get it.
I agree. He should have taken a picture of himself before the concert and then taken a picture of himself again after the concert. smh my head these karmawhores
The title of this post made my day, I never claimed to be a "Chad" (I'm not sure if that's a label that people choose for themselves, or if it's just basically the new word for "douchebag"), but you're definitely not wrong that I'm an attention whore. I get a lot of compliments on how attractive I am and I fucking love it. I enjoy showing off my body and having my ego pumped up, I totally get off on that sort of stuff. I'm certainly not the only one who does!
Hey you are self aware. Imagine that. I actually went and read up on "chads" just now and you probably are a normal chad being that chad's are all beta douchebag attention whores. :)
I retract my initial post. You are a true Chad. :P
Hey, that works for me! You’ve seen all the compliments I get... it translates to real life too. At my peak of my tinder-slut days I literally was getting more sex than my schedule could allow. On at least two occasions I got busted forgetting what the girls name is, but they would give me a pass anyways because I’m just that handsome and have a killer body. When you look as good as I do, things just kind of fall into your lap (in this case, LITERALLY!). So yeah, I put it all out there, attention-whore it up, and reap the benefits.
If I could do this as a beta chad, I wonder what the alpha chads’s sex lives are like? Probably about the same.
You should stick around. Lot of gay guys here would love you. Are you a bottom or a top? You seem like you would like being a top but you are so needy and insecure that I could also see you as a bottom.
They do emit a gross serous fluid when they're freshly stretched, it's called "ear cheese". Mine have been healed for a long time so they don't secrete fluid anymore. If you take your plugs out when you shower and give em a quick rub with soap, they don't smell.
Fuck Pennywise. They destroyed the floor of the oldest venue of my state, knowingly. They had everyone in the crowd jump and the place has been shut down since
If the floor was so shitty that some fucks hopping on it destoryed it it was a shitty floor
No, they had everyone jump at once because they heard it was the oldest venue in the state. They TRIED to break the floor. Fuck that, they destroyed a small town venue and our scene hasn’t been the same since. Also they are corporatized pop punk. If you listen to pennywise instead of supporting local/regional/REAL underground acts, YOU ARE NOT PUNK. I don’t care how much you fucking posers downvote me.
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1 v_is_one_person 2018-04-02
archive
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-04-02
Posting to /r/punk isn't very punk at all thh
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-02
fashy is the new punk.
punk is the new hippie.
Hippies are the new klansmens
klansmens are the new fashys......
I see the problem.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-04-02
🦄👞 theory ⚡️️⚡️️⚡️️ again!!
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-04-02
yeah... how is that sub even punk? they don't even have a paramore flair >.>
1 JenkemBlunt 2018-04-02
I agree, that subreddit fucking sucks. People on there like corporate ass pop punk warped tour bands and then I get shit on for calling them out.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-02
u/cocheeeze, punk is dead. I was there when it died, as rancid was nodding off while sucking my chemical romances wee cocks.
I'm sure that scratch happened when someone threw a rock at you for trying to emulate lars' 80s mohawk. Fuck I bet it was poor matt freeman who's been tied to those two fucking smackheads since the 80s.
Take matt's advice. Don't pay to go to warped tour.
1 Mort_DeRire 2018-04-02
The guy is 5'5" lmao
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-04-02
With that body, doesn't matter that much tbqh
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-04-02
He probably has shit stamina though. I see guys like that in the gym all the time. They spend 2 hours doing arms and little else.
1 Cocheeeze 2018-04-02
I get a TON of compliments on my abs (or "Adonis belt" as reddit likes to call it) and as such I do a lot of cardio to keep them sharp. I do a four day split for my workouts and hit every muscle group at least once a week. You can't get a body like mine doing only arms for two hours!
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-04-02
You don't really have an Adonis belt, although you are slim. I didn't go through your posts before and I kinda wish I hadn't.... u/Ed__ButteredToast likes you though so there's that.
1 Cocheeeze 2018-04-02
Yeah, tons of people do. I had to delete the Reddit app because my phone was constantly blowing up with notifications from people telling me how hot they think I am.
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-04-02
People telling you that they think you are hot and you having an Adonis Belt are two different things.
1 Cocheeeze 2018-04-02
Oh ok, well check the comments on my posts if you need to. I’m sure you can tell just by looking at me that people tell me I’m hot very frequently, but the evidence is there if you need it.
Yeah, gay guys love me too. Men, women.... they all want a piece of me. Like I already said though, I only have so much time. I’m currently trying to balance four different women who have asked if I can see them this week, but I think I’ll only be able to see two. Three of you count the one I saw yesterday.
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-04-02
Have you ever checked out r/braincels? They could use a man of your ability over there.
1 Cocheeeze 2018-04-02
Not really. I'm sure there have been countless girls who have thought "oh, too bad he's short", but the majority of women I've been romantically involved with have been taller than me. On a couple occasions I've been approached by women who are significantly taller than me (the tallest said she was 6'0") and I had to tell them that I felt uncomfortable with the height difference.
1 Starship_Litterbaby 2018-04-02
I'M NOOOOOT OOOOOOKAY
I'M NOT OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
⚰💕⚰💜⚰💖⚰
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-04-02
What's with the coffins, Ezra?
1 Starship_Litterbaby 2018-04-02
You don't understand the darkness in my heart, the battle in my chest, OR the romance in my chemicals. 😤😎😠
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-04-02
BUSSYLMAO
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-02
good.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-04-02
Anything after Op Ivy was a mistake
1 imaginarycreatures 2018-04-02
I think Rancid was still legit for the first few years, at least. On the other hand, I was also young and grew up in Northern California, so my judgement my be clouded by nostalgia.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-04-02
Oh trust me, I get it. They've got a special place in my heart because of that: https://www.google.com/amp/s/archives.sfweekly.com/shookdown/2011/09/09/an-albany-kid-reflects-on-hometown-punks-rancid-thats-my-america%3fmedia=AMP+HTML
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-02
IF you've ever met rancid, you'd know better. cunts, the lot of them. Except poor matt. I really think he's being held hostage.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-04-02
Solid bassist tho
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-02
He sadly is. He's no fat mike, but at least he's quiet.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-04-02
You think fat Mike has more talent? Are you referring to as a bassist or overall musician or both?
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-02
as a bassist. The decline is amazing for its bass. He's not John Norwood Fisher, but's he's consistently good.
Who knows as a musician. I've met rancid three times and I'm no even sure if mat freeman knows how to speak. I know he can't sing for shit.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-04-02
I'll just accept you probably know more than me about instruments, I just remember a younger me thinking Freeman was the tits.
As for fat Mike, I always was cool with nofx but man does he come off as a tool
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-02
Fat mike is a mixed bag. Maybe he's a valuable part of his community who brings in jobs and pays well. Maybe he's a creepy fuck who uses economic power to bully people. Either way, man plays bass like a motherfucking bastard.
1 nanonan 2018-04-02
It was dead a decade before all that mate. Proof.
1 Cocheeeze 2018-04-02
People tell me all the time that punk is dead, as if I didn't already know and it is somehow going to upset me... There are very few albums/songs that have come out in the last 20 years that I thoroughly enjoy, and even those that I do are typically from bands that made names for themselves decades ago.
I find it interesting that there's such strong opinions about which bands are or aren't "punk", and I wonder if other genre's of music have the same criticisms of their artists. For example I wonder if any country musicians ever get criticised for being not "real" country because they were born in Detroit or something.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-02
Who's trying to upset you? I'm just old and therefore everything that was good is dead and gone as I got older.
"Only punk gate-keeps punk."
No. Everyone gatekeeps everything. If its not about politics, social struggles or nihilism than its not punk rock. If its working for the music industry and not to doo doo in its greedy soul, than its blink-183. You can't change my mind because I'm old and when I was your age I once walked 19 miles in the snow just so GG Allin would throw shit on me.
1 Cocheeeze 2018-04-02
Lol! This guy gets it.
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-04-02
They do.
Oh and I rock out at punk shows in collard shirts and shit. Never given two fucks about the image since Punk is about the content anyways.
1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-04-02
Punk is dead. And no one cares.
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-04-02
That's one beta chad. And.....he took both pictures at the same time just switched sides. Basically an attention whore. Chads don't need attention, they simple get it.
1 kainoasmith 2018-04-02
I agree. He should have taken a picture of himself before the concert and then taken a picture of himself again after the concert. smh my head these karmawhores
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-04-02
Stop trying so hard.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-02
cuntknuckle
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-04-02
If you really think that about me then thanks!
1 Cocheeeze 2018-04-02
The title of this post made my day, I never claimed to be a "Chad" (I'm not sure if that's a label that people choose for themselves, or if it's just basically the new word for "douchebag"), but you're definitely not wrong that I'm an attention whore. I get a lot of compliments on how attractive I am and I fucking love it. I enjoy showing off my body and having my ego pumped up, I totally get off on that sort of stuff. I'm certainly not the only one who does!
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-04-02
Hey you are self aware. Imagine that. I actually went and read up on "chads" just now and you probably are a normal chad being that chad's are all beta douchebag attention whores. :)
I retract my initial post. You are a true Chad. :P
1 Cocheeeze 2018-04-02
Hey, that works for me! You’ve seen all the compliments I get... it translates to real life too. At my peak of my tinder-slut days I literally was getting more sex than my schedule could allow. On at least two occasions I got busted forgetting what the girls name is, but they would give me a pass anyways because I’m just that handsome and have a killer body. When you look as good as I do, things just kind of fall into your lap (in this case, LITERALLY!). So yeah, I put it all out there, attention-whore it up, and reap the benefits.
If I could do this as a beta chad, I wonder what the alpha chads’s sex lives are like? Probably about the same.
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-04-02
You should stick around. Lot of gay guys here would love you. Are you a bottom or a top? You seem like you would like being a top but you are so needy and insecure that I could also see you as a bottom.
1 micronenis 2018-04-02
ok so ppl with those big ear holes stink
they usually don't clean their ear holes very well and so it has a similar smell to fat people
1 Cocheeeze 2018-04-02
They do emit a gross serous fluid when they're freshly stretched, it's called "ear cheese". Mine have been healed for a long time so they don't secrete fluid anymore. If you take your plugs out when you shower and give em a quick rub with soap, they don't smell.
1 micronenis 2018-04-02
lmfao the follow up wasn't necessary, but I really appreciate that you take the time to clean them
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-02
u/JenkemBlunt
If the floor was so shitty that some fucks hopping on it destoryed it it was a shitty floor
1 JenkemBlunt 2018-04-02
No, they had everyone jump at once because they heard it was the oldest venue in the state. They TRIED to break the floor. Fuck that, they destroyed a small town venue and our scene hasn’t been the same since. Also they are corporatized pop punk. If you listen to pennywise instead of supporting local/regional/REAL underground acts, YOU ARE NOT PUNK. I don’t care how much you fucking posers downvote me.
1 notcyberpope 2018-04-02
The only real punk band is mine, I've never even played a show outside my room.
1 JenkemBlunt 2018-04-02
lmao dude i just go back from an east coast tour....
1 notcyberpope 2018-04-02
I bet you played NYC like a true poser.
1 JenkemBlunt 2018-04-02
Lmao. Nope. Albany.