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QUACK!

Duckies are the second cutest animals.

https://youtu.be/SO1NvBd72L4

fucking lol!!

Also, this: https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/6jlig6/researchers_suggest_replacing_car_honks_with_duck/djf82z6/

and the response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIsd1XRifyo

the last one is truly amazing!!

Screaming rubber ducks!

REPENT NOW YOU BLASPHEMERS!! THIS IS WHAT HELL SOUNDS LIKE!

Inshallah brother

Thanks /u/niggerpenis

Duckies are so cute. 😍

"Donald is walking out of the White House and headed towards his limo when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald duck."

what a quack

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Looks delicious.

Oop, sorry I forgot about that. Busy weekend. Gimme a few minutes duk.

I'm salivating at the thought of a good duck breast

I wish my good buddy /u/dukbcaaj would come back =[

Cool duck.

duk duk dulu duk duk dulu duk duk dulu DA DA DA

But manage to get the duck in perfect focus? Someone flair this with low effort.

Birbie!