/u/ProMeleePlayer2 IRL

11  2018-04-02 by TheRealTrueDarkLord

7 comments

Oops, Uncle Kraut did it again.

How dare you, I’m not a pedophile, I just enjoy women who have flat child-like bodies, does that make me a pedo? I didn’t think so!

You realize u/ProMeleePlayer2 isn’t the real u/ProMeleePlayer, who currently goes by u/YameteOniichanItai iirc, don’t you?

I know, I'm just playing along.

This is actually live footage of me. Du dumme Sau.

And btw, the only teenage aged girls I like are 2D, e.g. Sagiri is quite cute and has some terrific porn. Irl I prefer women around 20, even though the age of consent in Germany is only 14, although it definitely is a plus if they have a petite body and small breasts.

And btw, the only teenage aged girls I like are 2D, e.g. Sagiri is quite cute and has some terrific porn.

I'm gonna assume this is a troll account.

Irl I prefer women around 20, even though the age of consent in Germany is only 14, although it definitely is a plus if they have a petite body and small breasts.

Now this is a better ProMeleePlayer parody account. /u/ProMeleePlayer2, take notes.

There's really nothing pedophilic about liking petite adult women though.