Man.. that is some hard core salt over animals that they do not have to put up with the majority of the time, except for a limited social interaction a couple times a week at MOST and for brief periods.
It’s delightful. They dig through your trash, press their wet noses against your crotch while you’re working, and pee on the carpet near your cubicle. And if you don’t like it, you’re the asshole. Truly a sublime experience.
My old workplace had an office dog that had rancid farts all the fucking time. I basically said that I was unable to do my job unless they got the dog out of there.
The problem is that's not the case. Most people who have problems with dogs have problems with them and them constantly showing up all over society in inappropriate ways. Oh a neighbor's pibble gets out and acts aggressively with your kid? Well clearly it's your fault for having the audacity to let your kid play outside on a nice spring day. Oh you went to a park on your lunch hour to get some air? Fuck you, there's a bunch of dogs off their leashes that come up to you expecting to be fed because their owners thing leash laws are for chumps, let alone all the un-policed and rancid dog shit all over the place. Oh, you're at that point with your girlfriend where you're considering moving in? Nope, her yappy little shitter is more important than you are because he's such a cute sweet doggo boi cute justlikeus.
I could go on. Sometimes it's constant chronic shit, sometimes it's at these weird intersections where people put dogs before human beings. If this wasn't reddit, you people would realize that the entire dog culture is retarded and that people use them for cheap and easy emotional comfort things most of the time. Virtually no one on the dogfree sub has issues with actual service animals (not emotional therapy dog things) and dogs with jobs that are trained. Dogs shouldn't sleep in your bed, be on your furniture, or even eat in the same room at the same time as you are eating. Dogs begging isn't cute. Dogs barking when they're excited isn't cute. Dogs getting out and running around mauling kids isn't cute. Laying your infant's head infront of your dogs head for /r/awww karma isn't cute. Cut the shit out, you're not God damned children. Just stop.
I could go on. Sometimes it's constant chronic shit, sometimes it's at these weird intersections where people put Jews before human beings. If this wasn't reddit, you people would realize that the entire Jew culture is retarded and that people use them for cheap and easy emotional comfort things most of the time. Virtually no one on the Alt right sub has issues with actual service Jews (not emotional therapy Jewish things) and Jews with jobs that are trained. Jews shouldn't sleep in your bed, be on your furniture, or even eat in the same room at the same time as you are eating. Jews begging isn't cute. Jews barking when they're excited isn't cute. Jews getting out and running around mauling kids isn't cute. Jews jumping on people isn't cute. Laying your infant's head infront of your jews’s head for /r/awww karma isn't cute. Cut the shit out, you're not God damned children. Just stop.
Oh, you're at that point with your girlfriend where you're considering moving in? Nope, her yappy little shitter is more important than you are because he's such a cute sweet doggo boi cute justlikeus.
This one sounds oddly specific and personal. You doing alright, bud?
Just fucking watch, in a couple of decades these people will be advocating bestiality since they already have anthropomorphized (And even submitted to) these shit beasts.
oh boy /u/derpybro I have got some Redditors to tell you about
As long as you don't let the fucking thing walk around off a leash and go up to random people who clearly want nothing to do with your retarded dog, no one cares. If dogs were as out of the way as cats or pet birds, no one would give a shit, the problem is that a growing number of "dog people" treat them like children and shove them in everyone's face along with treating them like children by doing shit like unironically celebrating their birthdays. If you want the lovey feelings of parenthood, being a "pupper parent" isn't the same thing, it's a step above emotionally dependent children that drag around stuffed animals. It's sad.
You're just mad it's not acceptable to be a horsefucker me thinks. You can dislike dogs without sperging out and accusing people of bestiality you know.
Ebin meme dude, telling people to kill themselves constantly, never seen that before. People want /r/dogfree shutdown but this shithole will get shut down long before.
Hopefully it won't be too long before someone posting on that sub gets caught red-handed leaving poisoned treats around the neighborhood. Then the scumbag admins will be forced to shut that cuntsack of a sub down (they'll probably shut down the latest incel sub as well, just to make a day of it).
Firstly, fuck you cunt. And I assume you have a dog, so fuck that piece of shit too. I take solace in the fact that you presumably will have to watch it die at some point.
Secondly, if you're the kind of person who's stupid and boring enough to gain "companionship" from an animal as retarded as the average dog, then you're also part of the problem and the human race would be better off without you.
Thirdly, if you need a dog for home protection, try moving out of whatever poverty-stricken hellhole you've chosen to live in. Or buy a security system or a gun like a normal, non-emotionally dependent faggot.
Sorry fucktard, you lose. When my dog dies, I will mourn her. And then I will get another one. Because dogs are fuckin great, and unlike your stupid ass who is too scared to love anything that might die my emotional state is perfectly healthy. I've lost pets before, and somehow I'm still well adjusted enough to scream obscenities over reddit.
Hey I appreciate all your comments defending dogs in this thread. If you ever need someone to tag-in for you in a pointless internet argument feel free to hit me up.
Yeah literally kill yourself famalamborghini before I get Chris Chan to dox your address and I slap your ass so hard it forms a blood clot and you anuerysm to death but it also strangely blocks flow to your dick and you cummy.
This what happens to entitled men who never get their dicks touched. They devolve into sacks of impulsive rage who lash out at anyone with any happiness in their lives. I hope you never have kids, you would probably beat the hell out of the poor things
All those are good reasons to own a dog, but it doesn't explain why people want to own pugs or Bulldogs or any other purebred barely living inbred abomination who barely survives a day without falling apart in some new and spectacular way like it was a dog bought from aliexpress.
I don't know, I adopted a dog for exactly one weekend, and after it tried attacking me multiple times, and pissed/shit all over my house, my stress levels certainly weren't reduced.
There are many reasons. There are also simply venting a lot of the time with owners and ceryain dog behavior like childfree people have anout shitty parents and screaming children. It's just a different target. It's fine, imo.
It's exact opposite. Childfree is retarded, dogfree isn't. Children eventually become functioning adults and you get to see that. Dogs are like mentally handicapped children in that the limit of their development hits you right around the time that their health starts to wane, the only difference is that nobody asks to have mentally handicapped children and even then at least mentally handicapped children are human beings.
You want a fluffy pet that won't serve a purpose? Get a cat, it'll last longer, you don't have to bath them, and you can train them to shit in a box on their own time so you don't have to literally handle their shit directly with a little plastic baggy.
They're both fine. They both have rants, criticsms of owners/parents, behavior, societal pressures, etc. The difference is the target. You don't like dogs, which is fine, but r/childfree is fine too.
Childfree is unnatural. The only criticisms are of shitty parents. The comparisons are ridiculous and I wish there wasn't such an overlap between the two.
Half the discussion on /r/dogfree is how the comparison between parenthood and dog ownership is retarded while the other half are just angry /r/childfree people that also don't like dogs since /r/childfree seems to, as a whole, do the whole pupper parent bullshit.
Literally the only "sane 'argument for the child hatred on childfree is the cost and high investment necessary in today's society but assuming you have the means, what else are you going to do? Sure there's a lot of things you can do with that $150k per child over 18 years you're saving by not having a child, so what? You'll rent a bigger house? Buy a slightly better car? Spend it on material things or otherwise? Save it for a lonely retirement where you're guaranteed to die alone or die with an SO who will then die alone after you?
The only criticisms are of shitty parents. The comparisons are ridiculous and I wish there wasn't such an overlap between the two.
From my time over there those aren't close to the only criticisms. Also, there are comparisons, not because what each sub says is directly the same, but both subs a lot of the time have the same types of threads directed at the specific target. Btw, I'm a dogfree user too. I don't think it's a bad thing that the two subs mirror each other! Just from my time on both I have experienced many similiarites. That's just how I see it. I have never understood how people can be so vehemently against childfree like that, tbh.
Literally the only "sane 'argument for the child hatred on childfree is the cost and high investment necessary in today's society
There are quite a few threads on that sub that isn't simply "child hate" and are very in-depth discussions about how things can improve.
You have the biological inclination to reproduce (or should have on principle).
People don't let their kids shit in public parks, they don't let their kids go up and jump on people, etc. Children may be gross for a few years and annoying for a few more but they change with the right parenting and unlike dogs, it's heavily in the parenting.
The only other argument for /r/childfree is if an individual or couple makes that decision based on their circumstance or their own genetics/health in which case then I'd agree but that's not what /r/childfree is. Just look at all the top posts, all talking about the expense, not wanting to give up material things, not wanting to ruin their sex lives, or alternatively taking a (admittedly well deserved) jab at shitty parents that do things like take children to places that aren't age appropriate.
Did you downvote me? Just trying to have a civil discussion.
You have the biological inclination to reproduce (or should have on principle).
Oh, that's what you were talking about. Fine, but I still don't want kids.
People don't let their kids shit in public parks, they don't let their kids go up and jump on people, etc. Children may be gross for a few years and annoying for a few more but they change with the right parenting and unlike dogs, it's heavily in the parenting.
Very true. However, remember that I said both subs have the same or at least similar types of threads. Criticising dumb shit dogs/kids do, the parents/owners, societal pressures, dumb posts online, threads about how dumb they are, etc. Now, I'm not comparing kids to dogs as in the context of them being the same target, but the posts are in a similar vein as each other overall from my point of view.
As for all those top posts, that's the shit that comes along with having that many subs. Search for a topic you want to look at discussions for and you will find a lot of shit.
You have the biological inclination to reproduce (or should have on principle).
Oh, that's what you were talking about. Fine, but I still don't want kids.
People don't let their kids shit in public parks, they don't let their kids go up and jump on people, etc. Children may be gross for a few years and annoying for a few more but they change with the right parenting and unlike dogs, it's heavily in the parenting.
Very true. However, remember that I said both subs have the same or at least similar types of threads. Criticising dumb shit dogs/kids do, the parents/owners, societal pressures, dumb posts online, threads about how dumb they are, etc. Now, I'm not comparing kids to dogs as in the context of them being the same target or that they mature the same, but the posts are in a similar vein as each other overall from my point of view. That's what I'm trying to say. I never said they're directly the same. One post on either sub being more valid (your points on the sub are debatable, but I won't get into that) doesn't make it any different from the point I'm coming from.
As for all those top posts, that's the shit that comes along with having that many subs. Search for a topic you want to look at discussions for and you will find a lot of shit.
Here's my response. It's late, but if you're interested, it's here I guess.
You have the biological inclination to reproduce (or should have on principle).
Oh, that's what you were talking about. Fine, but I still don't want kids.
People don't let their kids shit in public parks, they don't let their kids go up and jump on people, etc. Children may be gross for a few years and annoying for a few more but they change with the right parenting and unlike dogs, it's heavily in the parenting.
Very true. However, remember that I said both subs have the same or at least similar types of threads. Criticising dumb shit dogs/kids do, the parents/owners, societal pressures, dumb posts online, threads about how dumb they are, etc. Now, I'm not comparing kids to dogs as in the context of them being the same target or that they mature the same, but the posts are in a similar vein as each other overall from my point of view. That's what I'm trying to say. I never said they're directly the same. One post on either sub being more valid (your points on the sub are debatable, but I won't get into that) doesn't make it any different from the point I'm coming from.
As for all those top posts, that's the shit that comes along with having that many subs. Search for a topic you want to look at discussions for and you will find a lot of shit.
You see anon, women aren't designed to be providers, they are built to grab attention and hold it. Have you noticed how women hate other women the most? That's because of that chance of attention leaking away from them. Dogs aren't providers, but protecting they do and get all attention from their masters for being a good boy/girl, which irks spinsters who aren't getting the entitled attention. Ergo.
I don't hate dogs; I hate dog owners who treat their dogs like spoiled children.
People who require the affection and admiration of animals are usually unimpressive humans who don't receive much of those things from members of their own species.
They're ugly, disgusting, and there's a ridiculously annoying community surrounding them.
To be clear, I don't actually dislike dogs all that much. I get why people have them, and I'm fine with having them around me. Just explaining why I dislike them.
It's so weird, they talk like there's some kind of mandatory dog quota that everyone has to keep lmao. Just don't get a dot if you don't like them you fucks.
Eventually every sub explicitly against something turns to hate because the people who care more about the subject are the ones who are filled with the most vitriol. The people who make up the majority of dogfree or childfree, are probably indifferent to other peoples choices. But the selfish people who want everyone to see their hate take over.
Most users have fears of dogs/past experiences with them like being bit. It is a good safe place for rants abour dogs from people with trouble with them. This post is fucking stupid and is an example of what happens when r/dogfree becomes too much of a circlejerk.
They literally jumped to thinking dog owners naturally like having sex with dogs. People in dogfree must really be desperate for affection if they assume that about other people.
With the proliferation of dogs, we need owners to clamp down harder on training and behavior management and putting dogs in their place in the societal hierarchy. Instead it's going in the opposite direction and it's absolute madness.
The only solution to a bad dog is another, good dog! Keep your government hands off my pooch!
Maybe it's just being acclimatized to the weird things about the Internet, but I feel like people who fuck dogs are less pathetic than /r/dogfree users
I'm a big boi.
I made the username when I was angry, I know, I might seem like a bit of a keyboard warrior but that's why. But seriously though, if any Dog tries to get me, it's getting a smack.
Babies represent growing up. Losing freedom and responsibility. Dogs are an extension of that. Especially if you're a living fuck-up who can't train a dog properly.
dogfree-ers? Are basically afraid to grow up and have responsibility. they see something that makes other people happy in terms of a positive relationship, when done correctly, and it rustles their jimmies so much they made a sub out of it.
Only in a world this fucked up would such things exist.
141 comments
1 69big69daddy69 2018-04-03
lmao didnt realize that sub existed but of course it would. the name is just funny as fuck to me for some reason
1 Derpybro 2018-04-03
Yup, I'm definitely a lonely spinster.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-04-03
They went after dogs... dogs!
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-04-03
Can dogs make it past all 18 fantasy zones on Space Harrier?
I think not.
1 Starship_Litterbaby 2018-04-03
1 TruthPains 2018-04-03
Man.. that is some hard core salt over animals that they do not have to put up with the majority of the time, except for a limited social interaction a couple times a week at MOST and for brief periods.
1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-04-03
Clearly you’ve never been subjected to an office dog.
1 TruthPains 2018-04-03
No, I've never worked at a place that allows non-service animals to just roam around the office/building.
1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-04-03
It’s delightful. They dig through your trash, press their wet noses against your crotch while you’re working, and pee on the carpet near your cubicle. And if you don’t like it, you’re the asshole. Truly a sublime experience.
1 TruthPains 2018-04-03
You work at some pretty unprofessional places it seems, That has to suck; gotta eat though.
1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-04-03
I tell myself that every time I have to give my boss a blowie.
1 TruthPains 2018-04-03
Wonder if that is what yer nan says every time she shags behind the Tesco m8
1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-04-03
Wot cheek. Me nan shags behind Asda.
1 TruthPains 2018-04-03
Nah m8
1 phoenixbasileus 2018-04-03
And yet that's still better than putting up with your mental illnesses
1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-04-03
How dare you. I’m as sane as my father, Napoleon Bonaparte.
1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-04-03
Lucky. For some reason, divorced middle-aged women think everyone wants her shit beast to lap in their laps and slobber all over them.
1 TruthPains 2018-04-03
Well, I worked in places that either did not suck or were tight with office rules.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-04-03
I wish
1 morerokk 2018-04-03
My old workplace had an office dog that had rancid farts all the fucking time. I basically said that I was unable to do my job unless they got the dog out of there.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-03
So who left? You or the dog?
1 morerokk 2018-04-03
The dog did. He didn't leave the office entirely, but they sent him back to the front office (I was a programmer in the back office).
1 Derpybro 2018-04-03
The problem is that's not the case. Most people who have problems with dogs have problems with them and them constantly showing up all over society in inappropriate ways. Oh a neighbor's pibble gets out and acts aggressively with your kid? Well clearly it's your fault for having the audacity to let your kid play outside on a nice spring day. Oh you went to a park on your lunch hour to get some air? Fuck you, there's a bunch of dogs off their leashes that come up to you expecting to be fed because their owners thing leash laws are for chumps, let alone all the un-policed and rancid dog shit all over the place. Oh, you're at that point with your girlfriend where you're considering moving in? Nope, her yappy little shitter is more important than you are because he's such a cute sweet doggo boi cute justlikeus.
I could go on. Sometimes it's constant chronic shit, sometimes it's at these weird intersections where people put dogs before human beings. If this wasn't reddit, you people would realize that the entire dog culture is retarded and that people use them for cheap and easy emotional comfort things most of the time. Virtually no one on the dogfree sub has issues with actual service animals (not emotional therapy dog things) and dogs with jobs that are trained. Dogs shouldn't sleep in your bed, be on your furniture, or even eat in the same room at the same time as you are eating. Dogs begging isn't cute. Dogs barking when they're excited isn't cute. Dogs getting out and running around mauling kids isn't cute. Laying your infant's head infront of your dogs head for /r/awww karma isn't cute. Cut the shit out, you're not God damned children. Just stop.
1 snappleteadrink 2018-04-03
This is like one of those neonazi posts that starts somewhat rational and then hits you with the hardcore racism in the last paragraph
1 Derpybro 2018-04-03
Do you realize how insane you sound with that comparison.
1 Heydammit 2018-04-03
Yo dog do you realize how insane you sound with you screed that you wrote?
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-04-03
I could go on. Sometimes it's constant chronic shit, sometimes it's at these weird intersections where people put Jews before human beings. If this wasn't reddit, you people would realize that the entire Jew culture is retarded and that people use them for cheap and easy emotional comfort things most of the time. Virtually no one on the Alt right sub has issues with actual service Jews (not emotional therapy Jewish things) and Jews with jobs that are trained. Jews shouldn't sleep in your bed, be on your furniture, or even eat in the same room at the same time as you are eating. Jews begging isn't cute. Jews barking when they're excited isn't cute. Jews getting out and running around mauling kids isn't cute. Jews jumping on people isn't cute. Laying your infant's head infront of your jews’s head for /r/awww karma isn't cute. Cut the shit out, you're not God damned children. Just stop.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-03
Why? I like cuddling.
I've always just given my dog his own piece of furniture
what the fuck m8. What kind of hovel are you living in where you'd even notice a dog eating in the same room as you?
1 911roofer 2018-04-03
He' a petty dictator.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-04-03
To be fair, pibble owners always tend to be completely retarded, so that’s something on a different level.
1 wabbit_1444 2018-04-03
Yeah. I love all dogs. Except pits. They should be gassed.
1 JosephSmithsCunt 2018-04-03
This one sounds oddly specific and personal. You doing alright, bud?
1 911roofer 2018-04-03
His girlfriend left because he killed the dog.
1 TruthPains 2018-04-03
Lol, this is some good copy pasta. What a fucking shit fit over a dog.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-03
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DON'T LIKE!!!!!
1 justanotherusername_ 2018-04-03
Dear /u/EPMD_
What great civilization ending catastrophic event will occur with the proliferation of dog owners?
Will we run out of pats to give?
Will the evil Canin Capitalist Deep State finally take control and force you to be a poop picker upperer?
Please elaborate.
1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-04-03
oh boy /u/derpybro I have got some Redditors to tell you about
also "shit beast" is pretty funny ngl
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-03
You smell that, Randy? Those are shit beasts, coming to shit all over everything
1 ChromeGhost 2018-04-03
You should introduce them to WhitneyWisconsin
1 HINDBRAIN 2018-04-03
"it's consent if the dog initiates"
1 avocadoshrimptaco2 2018-04-03
But what if the dog and the girl are both drunk so neither can consent? Did they rape each other?
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-03
Depends on what the dog was wearing.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-04-03
The reason it's not considered meaningful consent is due to the difference in mental state. Here whether it's rape depends on how drunk the girl was.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-03
Wait, a brony being mad over people liking dogs? He's even projecting his bestiality on them.
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2018-04-03
Check it out, /u/Derpybro, /u/ninja_vs_pirate, /u/mariestellamaris, my dog gets presents and cake on his birthday. Also, his dinners are homecooked.
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1 LightUmbra 2018-04-03
More dog please
1 JumbledFun 2018-04-03
Aww happy birfday good doggo
1 v_is_one_person 2018-04-03
1 GadolBoobies 2018-04-03
Bront, pls
1 herestoeuclid 2018-04-03
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1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-03
Cute puppy!
1 Derpybro 2018-04-03
As long as you don't let the fucking thing walk around off a leash and go up to random people who clearly want nothing to do with your retarded dog, no one cares. If dogs were as out of the way as cats or pet birds, no one would give a shit, the problem is that a growing number of "dog people" treat them like children and shove them in everyone's face along with treating them like children by doing shit like unironically celebrating their birthdays. If you want the lovey feelings of parenthood, being a "pupper parent" isn't the same thing, it's a step above emotionally dependent children that drag around stuffed animals. It's sad.
1 Astro501 2018-04-03
How's like people liking dogs more than they like you
1 Derpybro 2018-04-03
The people that prefer dog companionship over human interaction aren't the kinds of people I care about enough to value their opinions.
1 Astro501 2018-04-03
Well nobody wants to interact with you
1 Curlgradphi 2018-04-03
I don't think you understand quite how massive a percentage of people would rather spend time with a golden retriever than with you.
1 JumbledFun 2018-04-03
Nah they prefer dogs companionship vs interaction with people like you, not all people. Most people don't enjoy being around embittered shit heads
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-04-03
Nobody really cares about your company though
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-03
You're just mad it's not acceptable to be a horsefucker me thinks. You can dislike dogs without sperging out and accusing people of bestiality you know.
1 JosephSmithsCunt 2018-04-03
We'll interacting with you is shit-tier human interaction so of course people are gonna pick the dog.
1 Orsonius 2018-04-03
When was the last time you were happy?
Given how bitter you seem to be a noose around the neck can help out.
1 Derpybro 2018-04-03
Ebin meme dude, telling people to kill themselves constantly, never seen that before. People want /r/dogfree shutdown but this shithole will get shut down long before.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-04-03
he was talking about auto erotic asphyxiation no kinkshaming allowed here please 😤😤
1 Orsonius 2018-04-03
nah i just want you to keep yourself safe that is all.
1 baaaaby 2018-04-03
he just wants you leashed so you cant get in our faces its a reasonable request
1 herestoeuclid 2018-04-03
"two years ago when I didn't break for that pittbull."
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-04-03
So bitter I gave you a 4.50 in untapped.
1 Goatsac 2018-04-03
The look on her face when the dog clawed her nip was kind of amusing.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-04-03
Hopefully it won't be too long before someone posting on that sub gets caught red-handed leaving poisoned treats around the neighborhood. Then the scumbag admins will be forced to shut that cuntsack of a sub down (they'll probably shut down the latest incel sub as well, just to make a day of it).
1 Jonstrosity 2018-04-03
I mean while I'm not a fan of their vitriol, I certainly understand /r/childfree's sentiments, but how can you hate on dogs?
1 Majestic_Sheepherder 2018-04-03
Probably cat people.
1 skurttengil 2018-04-03
https://i.redd.it/y2d9nsyctirz.jpg
1 throwawayforme9000 2018-04-03
I have never seen someone use pupper or doggo IRL, but I have seen people use kitty.
1 191132 2018-04-03
you've never heard of lolspeak?
1 new_leaf32 2018-04-03
muslims, dogs are haram in Islam
1 Anaseb 2018-04-03
lol, good catch.. however muslims are not the sorts to make a sub devoted to things they hate (atleast more menial than zeee jews/west/infidels).
1 _kapsicum 2018-04-03
the old blame it on the sand nigger trick eh?
1 Irrel_M 2018-04-03
That can't be true.
-google-
You're got to be fucking kidding me. Do they just hate fun? Limited sex, no dogs, no wanting.
Goats and teen bussy are a-okay though.
1 Prometherion13 2018-04-03
They bark, they smell, and they're needy as fuck. What's to like?
1 wow___justwow 2018-04-03
I know that you're probably a fuckin troll, but I don't give a fuck because this question is so stupid you've triggered the autism in me
How about 15 thousand fucking years of mutually beneficial coexistance you dumb fuck.
home protection
companionship
hunting assistance
Those still apply today, but additionally modern dog owners get to enjoy the benefits of
better heart health
improved life expectancy
reduced levels of stress / depression
improved allergy resistance & immune systems for our children
improved social life
You can tell I need that last one. Put that in your dog hating pipe and smoke it you fucking cretin.
1 Prometherion13 2018-04-03
Firstly, fuck you cunt. And I assume you have a dog, so fuck that piece of shit too. I take solace in the fact that you presumably will have to watch it die at some point.
Secondly, if you're the kind of person who's stupid and boring enough to gain "companionship" from an animal as retarded as the average dog, then you're also part of the problem and the human race would be better off without you.
Thirdly, if you need a dog for home protection, try moving out of whatever poverty-stricken hellhole you've chosen to live in. Or buy a security system or a gun like a normal, non-emotionally dependent faggot.
1 reptilia987 2018-04-03
Hey you should kill yourself
1 Prometherion13 2018-04-03
I hope you get to watch your dog die too.
1 Twistandshooter 2018-04-03
You should honestly kill yourself
1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-04-03
MODS!! MODS??!! HE DID THE THING!!!!!
1 reptilia987 2018-04-03
I’m being completely serious. Your irrational hatred of dogs shows that you’re not a mentally stable person.
1 cervixassassination 2018-04-03
I just let my wiener dog lick the queso off my beard instead of wasting a paper towel. Checkmate, atheists.
1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-04-03
Was your username inspired by doubledickdudes stories?
1 cervixassassination 2018-04-03
No, fuck that poser. I just like the way my name rolls off the tongue.
1 wow___justwow 2018-04-03
Huh, let's see
vs.
Sorry fucktard, you lose. When my dog dies, I will mourn her. And then I will get another one. Because dogs are fuckin great, and unlike your stupid ass who is too scared to love anything that might die my emotional state is perfectly healthy. I've lost pets before, and somehow I'm still well adjusted enough to scream obscenities over reddit.
1 Jonstrosity 2018-04-03
Hey I appreciate all your comments defending dogs in this thread. If you ever need someone to tag-in for you in a pointless internet argument feel free to hit me up.
1 Aerialcharles 2018-04-03
Hey if you ever need defense of your defense hit me up my paypal is open to payments.
1 Prometherion13 2018-04-03
Michael Vick did nothing wrong.
1 Cazberry 2018-04-03
https://youtu.be/QVssgfHwNHc
1 Aerialcharles 2018-04-03
Yeah literally kill yourself famalamborghini before I get Chris Chan to dox your address and I slap your ass so hard it forms a blood clot and you anuerysm to death but it also strangely blocks flow to your dick and you cummy.
1 glorica 2018-04-03
Take comfort that alley dogs will ravenously consume your dead body after you die from the emotional AIDS you are afflicted with.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-04-03
You are one silly goose I'll tell you what
1 JumbledFun 2018-04-03
This what happens to entitled men who never get their dicks touched. They devolve into sacks of impulsive rage who lash out at anyone with any happiness in their lives. I hope you never have kids, you would probably beat the hell out of the poor things
1 Derpybro 2018-04-03
Buy a gun and home alarm system.
If you need a dog for companionship, that's on you.
Fair enough but 99% of dogs aren't hunting dogs or used for work in any way.
Pseudo-scientific pop-mag bullshit.
Yeah, because they track all kinds of shit into the house. The alternative is to make your kids go outside and play...
Nigga, are you retarded?
1 GadolBoobies 2018-04-03
I love you couldn't even make it past the third point before your complaints falling apart.
1 wow___justwow 2018-04-03
Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first. Harvard med school is nothing more than "pseudo-scientific pop-mag bullshit".
Suck it, ivy fags.
1 notcyberpope 2018-04-03
All those are good reasons to own a dog, but it doesn't explain why people want to own pugs or Bulldogs or any other purebred barely living inbred abomination who barely survives a day without falling apart in some new and spectacular way like it was a dog bought from aliexpress.
1 grogbar 2018-04-03
I don't know, I adopted a dog for exactly one weekend, and after it tried attacking me multiple times, and pissed/shit all over my house, my stress levels certainly weren't reduced.
1 911roofer 2018-04-03
Setting them on fire usually doesn't encourage friendship.
1 grogbar 2018-04-03
Well, it did help with the biting.
1 Jonstrosity 2018-04-03
I just want you to know that whatever happened you in your past that made you this way, that I'm sorry, and I forgive you.
1 0987654231 2018-04-03
my dog is the only thing that stops me from killing myself every day, how can you be so cruel?
1 wabbit_1444 2018-04-03
Not if you train them
Not if you bathe them
You mean like kids?
They're better then people
1 normie_girl 2018-04-03
Dogs smell bad, bark, eat their own shit, slobber on you, they're a lot like men but without the ability to reach things on the top shelf.
1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-04-03
God you always know how to get me rock hard
1 normie_girl 2018-04-03
right on, man
1 tempTemp0001 2018-04-03
Because they're gross
1 damndog564 2018-04-03
There are many reasons. There are also simply venting a lot of the time with owners and ceryain dog behavior like childfree people have anout shitty parents and screaming children. It's just a different target. It's fine, imo.
1 Derpybro 2018-04-03
It's exact opposite. Childfree is retarded, dogfree isn't. Children eventually become functioning adults and you get to see that. Dogs are like mentally handicapped children in that the limit of their development hits you right around the time that their health starts to wane, the only difference is that nobody asks to have mentally handicapped children and even then at least mentally handicapped children are human beings.
You want a fluffy pet that won't serve a purpose? Get a cat, it'll last longer, you don't have to bath them, and you can train them to shit in a box on their own time so you don't have to literally handle their shit directly with a little plastic baggy.
1 damndog564 2018-04-03
They're both fine. They both have rants, criticsms of owners/parents, behavior, societal pressures, etc. The difference is the target. You don't like dogs, which is fine, but r/childfree is fine too.
1 Derpybro 2018-04-03
Childfree is unnatural. The only criticisms are of shitty parents. The comparisons are ridiculous and I wish there wasn't such an overlap between the two.
Half the discussion on /r/dogfree is how the comparison between parenthood and dog ownership is retarded while the other half are just angry /r/childfree people that also don't like dogs since /r/childfree seems to, as a whole, do the whole pupper parent bullshit.
Literally the only "sane 'argument for the child hatred on childfree is the cost and high investment necessary in today's society but assuming you have the means, what else are you going to do? Sure there's a lot of things you can do with that $150k per child over 18 years you're saving by not having a child, so what? You'll rent a bigger house? Buy a slightly better car? Spend it on material things or otherwise? Save it for a lonely retirement where you're guaranteed to die alone or die with an SO who will then die alone after you?
1 damndog564 2018-04-03
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From my time over there those aren't close to the only criticisms. Also, there are comparisons, not because what each sub says is directly the same, but both subs a lot of the time have the same types of threads directed at the specific target. Btw, I'm a dogfree user too. I don't think it's a bad thing that the two subs mirror each other! Just from my time on both I have experienced many similiarites. That's just how I see it. I have never understood how people can be so vehemently against childfree like that, tbh.
There are quite a few threads on that sub that isn't simply "child hate" and are very in-depth discussions about how things can improve.
1 Derpybro 2018-04-03
You have the biological inclination to reproduce (or should have on principle).
People don't let their kids shit in public parks, they don't let their kids go up and jump on people, etc. Children may be gross for a few years and annoying for a few more but they change with the right parenting and unlike dogs, it's heavily in the parenting.
The only other argument for /r/childfree is if an individual or couple makes that decision based on their circumstance or their own genetics/health in which case then I'd agree but that's not what /r/childfree is. Just look at all the top posts, all talking about the expense, not wanting to give up material things, not wanting to ruin their sex lives, or alternatively taking a (admittedly well deserved) jab at shitty parents that do things like take children to places that aren't age appropriate.
1 damndog564 2018-04-03
Did you downvote me? Just trying to have a civil discussion.
Oh, that's what you were talking about. Fine, but I still don't want kids.
Very true. However, remember that I said both subs have the same or at least similar types of threads. Criticising dumb shit dogs/kids do, the parents/owners, societal pressures, dumb posts online, threads about how dumb they are, etc. Now, I'm not comparing kids to dogs as in the context of them being the same target, but the posts are in a similar vein as each other overall from my point of view.
As for all those top posts, that's the shit that comes along with having that many subs. Search for a topic you want to look at discussions for and you will find a lot of shit.
1 Heydammit 2018-04-03
How many dogs have carried out a mass shooting?
Checkmate dog haters.
1 damndog564 2018-04-03
Late reply, but...
Oh, that's what you were talking about. Fine, but I still don't want kids.
Very true. However, remember that I said both subs have the same or at least similar types of threads. Criticising dumb shit dogs/kids do, the parents/owners, societal pressures, dumb posts online, threads about how dumb they are, etc. Now, I'm not comparing kids to dogs as in the context of them being the same target or that they mature the same, but the posts are in a similar vein as each other overall from my point of view. That's what I'm trying to say. I never said they're directly the same. One post on either sub being more valid (your points on the sub are debatable, but I won't get into that) doesn't make it any different from the point I'm coming from.
As for all those top posts, that's the shit that comes along with having that many subs. Search for a topic you want to look at discussions for and you will find a lot of shit.
1 damndog564 2018-04-03
Here's my response. It's late, but if you're interested, it's here I guess.
Oh, that's what you were talking about. Fine, but I still don't want kids.
Very true. However, remember that I said both subs have the same or at least similar types of threads. Criticising dumb shit dogs/kids do, the parents/owners, societal pressures, dumb posts online, threads about how dumb they are, etc. Now, I'm not comparing kids to dogs as in the context of them being the same target or that they mature the same, but the posts are in a similar vein as each other overall from my point of view. That's what I'm trying to say. I never said they're directly the same. One post on either sub being more valid (your points on the sub are debatable, but I won't get into that) doesn't make it any different from the point I'm coming from.
As for all those top posts, that's the shit that comes along with having that many subs. Search for a topic you want to look at discussions for and you will find a lot of shit.
1 herestoeuclid 2018-04-03
Dogfree hasn't murdered anyone yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 damndog564 2018-04-03
Childfree didn't either.
Just a totally fucked up individual who planned his toddler's death in a car.
1 Mysterious_James 2018-04-03
Having children ruins your life, having dogs make your life better. No one has a dog by accident.
1 skurttengil 2018-04-03
Just because you turned out to be abolutely useless and fucked over your parents life doesnt mean that all children will.
1 Mysterious_James 2018-04-03
I spend all day lurking on /r/drama, in what universe is that useless
1 911roofer 2018-04-03
Every one.
1 GadolBoobies 2018-04-03
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1 PM_ME_UR_LUCID_DREAM 2018-04-03
You see anon, women aren't designed to be providers, they are built to grab attention and hold it. Have you noticed how women hate other women the most? That's because of that chance of attention leaking away from them. Dogs aren't providers, but protecting they do and get all attention from their masters for being a good boy/girl, which irks spinsters who aren't getting the entitled attention. Ergo.
1 Scipio99 2018-04-03
I don't hate dogs; I hate dog owners who treat their dogs like spoiled children.
People who require the affection and admiration of animals are usually unimpressive humans who don't receive much of those things from members of their own species.
1 Elite_AI 2018-04-03
They're ugly, disgusting, and there's a ridiculously annoying community surrounding them.
To be clear, I don't actually dislike dogs all that much. I get why people have them, and I'm fine with having them around me. Just explaining why I dislike them.
1 mcmur 2018-04-03
What the fuck is wrong with people in that subreddit? Are they actually that mental that they sit around hating dogs all day??
I literally can't think of anything more useless.
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-04-03
It's so weird, they talk like there's some kind of mandatory dog quota that everyone has to keep lmao. Just don't get a dot if you don't like them you fucks.
1 derekdownz 2018-04-03
Eventually every sub explicitly against something turns to hate because the people who care more about the subject are the ones who are filled with the most vitriol. The people who make up the majority of dogfree or childfree, are probably indifferent to other peoples choices. But the selfish people who want everyone to see their hate take over.
1 damndog564 2018-04-03
You're not wrong. I'm a user there and even a lot of the time I'm like "fucling relax you awful cunt", you know lol
1 ThoughtProvokingCat 2018-04-03
Most users have fears of dogs/past experiences with them like being bit. It is a good safe place for rants abour dogs from people with trouble with them. This post is fucking stupid and is an example of what happens when r/dogfree becomes too much of a circlejerk.
1 911roofer 2018-04-03
Most /r/dogfree users need to man the fuck up then.
1 LSDawson 2018-04-03
THESE FUCKING DOGS ARE OUTTA CONTROL
1 MrNotSpecified 2018-04-03
Gas the pugs, breed war now!
1 CommonThroat 2018-04-03
Dogfree is a weird sub
1 WatchItBuster 2018-04-03
It's like a crazier version of childfree, if that is somehow possible.
1 ThoughtProvokingCat 2018-04-03
I enjoy it as I have had a lifelomg,fear of dogs and it feels nice to know that I am not alone in not being overly fond of them.
1 911roofer 2018-04-03
You are a worthless human being and should feel bad.
1 holditsteady 2018-04-03
dogs should be treated like slaves imo
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-03
They literally jumped to thinking dog owners naturally like having sex with dogs. People in dogfree must really be desperate for affection if they assume that about other people.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-03
r/dogfree, you have made a mortal enemy out of me and I will fight you with every ounce of vile and venom that runs through my veins!!!
1 MarginalGale 2018-04-03
Users of that sub can also be found giving out raisins to trick or treaters for Halloween.
1 Aerialcharles 2018-04-03
More like 2744 in a mass grave you fucking fags.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-04-03
this is an old repost, and people had the same reactions back then like a year ago.
reddit just replays it's autistic history on a loop, like some kind of alternate nightmare dimension.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-04-03
The only solution to a bad dog is another, good dog! Keep your government hands off my pooch!
1 Orsonius 2018-04-03
holy shit lol these people are among the most bitter retards ever.
1 lets-start-a-riot 2018-04-03
I can understand the "a dog eating your food is not cute" but creating a subreddit to hate on dogs? Whats next /r/bussyfree?
1 Irrel_M 2018-04-03
Hating humans is just common sense, but hating puppers is just edgy bullshit.
They need a hecking nap.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-04-03
It's all just for banter and playing up the drama. Nobody actually gives a shit about borderline retarded animals.
1 Tobans 2018-04-03
Lol. Who walks into special ed thinking everyone is really cool?
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-04-03
I advocate for the complete and total extermination of r/dogfree
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-04-03
Maybe it's just being acclimatized to the weird things about the Internet, but I feel like people who fuck dogs are less pathetic than /r/dogfree users
1 MrNotSpecified 2018-04-03
TBH, the gif shows some really bad behaviour by the dog. Undisciplined dogs are fucking annoying and frustrating to deal with.
1 Morgoff 2018-04-03
You can tell /u/illmaulyourmuttback is really tough from this comment. And his name. And his flair.
1 illmaulyourmuttback 2018-04-03
I'm a big boi. I made the username when I was angry, I know, I might seem like a bit of a keyboard warrior but that's why. But seriously though, if any Dog tries to get me, it's getting a smack.
1 automatedresponse 2018-04-03
Babies represent growing up. Losing freedom and responsibility. Dogs are an extension of that. Especially if you're a living fuck-up who can't train a dog properly.
dogfree-ers? Are basically afraid to grow up and have responsibility. they see something that makes other people happy in terms of a positive relationship, when done correctly, and it rustles their jimmies so much they made a sub out of it.
Only in a world this fucked up would such things exist.