I remember reading the original disaster of an article: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/soloish/wp/2018/03/29/i-am-tired-of-being-a-jewish-mans-rebellion/?utm_term=.7ed680bb37ce

tl;dr- I'm a white woman, why won't le men bow to my every whim?!

The satire response from the Forward was pretty good

>someone got paid to write this

At least the Forward article came out of it.

Have you seen the Amazon Post? It's absolute garbage and doesn't live up to it's storied name at all. The New York Times at least has some intelligence even when it gets annoying

WaPo has decent breaking news at least, which NYT can't even compete in anymore. But in the end they're both inferior to Buzzfeed News and Vice.

The Washington Post article is the Mein Kanpf of the 21st century.

Wtf is that article? "Boo boo I'm tired of dating Jews - a story of Jewish stereotypes"?

The original article is so nuts that the poor Forward satirist's article turns into a Poe's law extravaganza. WASP women were a mistake.

a member of the tribe I see

who would have thought

I want my family to have an educated and respectful view of the world, including of different religions, regardless of my partner’s faith. As we see more clearly every day in America, tolerance and respect for different cultures is vital to peaceful coexistence. And according to Riley’s research, partners in interfaith marriages are more likely to have a positive opinion of their spouse’s faith.

Stay tuned for when the writer gets brown fever and attempts to get with a Muslim. Then Hindus.

don't know how to break this to you (or her) but she's not going to be able to move on from Muslims to Hindus (or anyone else). Unless she's really good at ducking stone shaped projectiles.

Dunno man.. Don't underestimate a desperate single mayo's attempt to be "progressive".

dont underestimate Mo's aim...theyve had centuries of practice

brown fever

I think the kids call it "dysentery"

I'm a white woman, why won't le men bow to my every whim?!

That kind of article is an entire genre

At least we found out what it takes to get it mocked in non-fringe publications

Insulting the (((chosen))) will not only get you a snarky sobrave response, they may be liable to use their vile Jew sorcery to attack your credit score.

The utter state of the WaPo

She makes a good temporary sheath.

Why are white women such drunks? Maybe I've been doing this all wrong. Maybe I need to start dating Jews.

Why are white women such drunks?

It's their best quality though.

What in the fuck did I just read.

it says it's satire at the top of the article

heh, it's not satire if i don't know it's satire. checkmate

It was obviously satire though. The author's name is literally WASPY White Chick.

That excuse didn't fly at Nuremberg and it won't fly here.

It's based on a real article.

A parody of this actual Washington Post article. I’d rather have democracy die in darkness than have this crap count as news

I am unsure what level of irony this is

It's a satire, but it falls flat because the article it's based on was unfunny and weirdly bigoted. Seriously the original article is so bad that it's almost impossible to satirize.

damn i was hoping it was that one level of irony where you kinda mean it but feel bad saying it so you make it just jokey enough to deny

If you were a Jewish man, why would you choose a mayo over a Jewish princess? They're better wives too.

Also this woman is trying way too hard, she'll never be a Carrie.

they're less expensive, usually

some of us are already rich, and therefore surprisingly affordable actually

Give me those dowry bux. 😎

Jews aren't Mayos? I have to update my genocide plan.

Depends which shitty corner of the internet you hang out in.

Goy vey, this is why Jewish men should cease dating whitey. Everyone noes Jewish women are better anyway.

But Sarah Silverman turned into a huge trap

You say that as though you wouldn't put her hairy yet feminine Jew-penis in your mouth.

My girlfriend's Jewish, and she's significantly better of a woman than any white dogfucker you'd ever find.

Keep up the good work controlling that media goys

Oh, that is the actual title. And man, I don't think I'm entirely educated, but this seems a bit offensive.

It’s me, a woman who will now cutesily compare myself to Carrie Bradshaw

Oh, I found the problem.

When my parents said "marry a nice Christian girl" I always thought there was an implied "but fuck a Jew".