Active Shooterat Youtube Headquarters... Who's Responsible? Place Your Bets Now!

26  2018-04-03 by mohkohnsepicgun

uTemporarily Financially Embarrassed Bitcoin Billionaire?

A Gainfully Employed Member of the Bay Area's Immigrant Community?

Yet Another Blameless Victim of Teh School Bulliez Avenging himself on them Staceys and Chads who Wouldn't Share Genital Relations?

A Gentleman of Color acting wholly Out of Character?

An Actual Muslim?

Lay your Bets: Five Dramacoin minimum in...

edit: WELLTHAT'S JUST FUCKING DISAPPOINTING.

38 comments

Female

Snally, no!

It was my evil twin!

Nobody expected this

Well let's not grossly exaggerate the extent of our own ignorance here at /r/drama...

Winner winner chicken winner.

Suspect has been confirmed as a woman named Samantha Hyde. Be vigilant!

Radical Centrist

A prank channel

Trap

A White man

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/u/Corporal-Hicks is my guess.

YouTube said my waifu was trash. Couldn't let that stand.

We need a female shooter disney princess.

The Jews, of course.

Milo

I'm going with jilted lover.

Sources tell KRON4 that a woman shot her boyfriend. 

This is why Gussy is not Halal, but totally Haram

This but unironically َلوُلْ

Winner!

Low score + "vegan bodybuilder" = Makes sense

arab

She was Iranian, fam. I know, I know, they're all the same.

Eh, we get the mayo treatment they get the arab treatment.

Race of peace of religion of peace? I'm going with White People SMH on this one!

IT WAS JUST A PRANK 🅱️️RUH!!

He snapped after being roasted too hard on a shitposting subreddit in some corner of the internet

Well, we did have a couple threads about him this morning

Your underage sister.

Onision in a wig

Maybe it was Marzia? Felix might be cheating on her with Edgar lol

Sive killing Felix for choosing Brad over him again.

Are you one of the people who immediately checked the thread to see if someone had joked about him being the shooter?

I haven't had the chance yet but I wanted to so badly! 😂

You definitely weren't alone in your thoughts...

I mean with recent stressor of the financial stuff, it really doesn't even seem that unlikely sadly

Hopefully he's not as precarious as he seems, but then again I probably just have thread-overload

Yolanda aka Honey Bunni from Pulp Fiction.

Somebody shoulda told that bitch to be like the Fonz.

😂 Be Cool Hunni Bunni

Everyone head over to the Donald so you can watch the narrative evolve in real time.