I need advice r/drama

11  2018-04-04 by MERCYLOVER163

I have two options before I go to bed. -beat my meat -think about that Winnie Mandela thread, look up necklacing videos and be scared.

I don't know why but I watch that shit sometimes and it makes me feel sick. At the same time it is strangely satisfying even though I literally want to throw up.

IMPORTANT: No "why not both at once" comments. It's such an easy joke so either think of a better joke or just give actual advice.

EDIT: WE DID IT REDDIT! I beat my meat

10 comments

1  McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-04-04

...that's three choices.

1  MERCYLOVER163 2018-04-04

fuck you that's the same joke just a better delivery.

1  K-town- 2018-04-04

porque no los dos ahoihoihoihoihoi

1  WarSanchez 2018-04-04

Beating your meat will only make you more TIRED and it sounds like you really don't want to go to sleep friendo!

1  MERCYLOVER163 2018-04-04

While I don't wanna go to sleep it's probably best I do.

1  Neon_needles 2018-04-04

Try something new and shove a large dildo in you but. H2h

1  parameciidae 2018-04-04

Beating your meat is always the right answer.

1  loli_esports 2018-04-04

i need advice too, what sub do i post this to https://soundcloud.com/daniel-lamons/sets/exminion-death-grips-parody

1  CultOfCuck 2018-04-04

Real talk: Don't look up necklacing videos. ):

inb4 I get called a pussy

1  MERCYLOVER163 2018-04-04

I did it before and it was no fun.