Apparently the laws of thermodynamics don't apply to strong, empowered women

63  2018-04-04 by k0lo0

81 comments

I drink a liter of grape juice a day

wtf?

Metric units btfo

Water is a conspiracy by the fitness industry obviously.

Also her grape juice is apparently 130 calories / 100 ml. Normal grape juice has about half as many calories, so idk what kind of stuff she actually drinks.

Itโ€™s buttered grape juice.

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Hi ed how is your day going so far?

God bless!

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Hang on, that's wine.

Bacon-wrapped grape soda

My favorite is 63 kg/171 cm - right at 21.5 BMI. Nobody says they're 171, 170 or 172 I would believe but those numbers are just too perfect for her story. It's almost like she's a delusional landwhale who picked a BMI exactly in the middle of healthy and then backtracked to her "real" measurements. Saying that would probably be bullying though.

LMAO dude ok

Wait should we?

Oh shit I remember you! You're that guy who got butthurt internet comment etiquette is hanging out with Jack Films!

How's it going buddy?

Nah it was Ethan bro because I'm not so fond of normie conservatives brainwashing their young gullible audiences into thinking a mayocide needn't happen. But yeah apart from that butthurt I'm doin gud.

Good to know, you've made any new friends?

It tastes goo dm8, carpe diem. Also I drink it because I my ass is too small.

Why would you drink grape juice if your ass is too small?

It has loads of sugar in it. So I gain weight.

I thought your whole thing was that weight gain is not determined by calories but by genetics.

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Wow my tiny lady-brain just got logicked by a superior sciencedTM ledditor.

You joke but...

Your brain is male, though...

Her point in mentioning the grape juice thing was that she drinks a liter of grape juice a day, but she's still 63 kg (about 139 lb) at 171 cm (about 5 ft 7 in). That's a BMI of about 21.8. The "normal" range for BMI is 18.5 to 24.9.

Her point in mentioning the grape juice thing was that she drinks a liter of grape juice a day, but she's still 63 kg (about 139 lb) at 171 cm (about 5 ft 7 in). That's a BMI of about 21.8. The "normal" range for BMI is 18.5 to 24.9.

She was contrasting that to her mom's height, weight, and lifestyle. Her mother goes to the gym regularly, but is 90 kg (around 198 lb) at 155 cm (around 5 ft 1 in). That's a BMI of about 37.4. A BMI of 30 or higher is considered obese.

Do squats if you want a bigger ass, you fat fuck.

an ass is mostly muscle soooooooooo

But big girls have the prettiest asses :O

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If you hear Trumps voice when you read this that's icing on cake btw. Daddy loves a nice ass.

Is she squating like 10 lbs?

Yea lol. Gotta start somewhere! At least she isn't wearing a belt too.

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Fake news

More calories = gain weight

Less calories = lose weight

You can't explain that!

Holy shit please don't drink sugar to increase ass size, eat protein and do squats.

stop downvoting the landwhale lolcows.

More like carpe the fucking snacks aisle at Walmart amirite

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Grape juice is delicious. but I don't buy it because it makes you fat :(

God i wish juice didn't have so much sugar. At that point I may as well go back to soda.

It's a fucking problem. Like some juices you can water down and it's not so bad but shit like orange juice you can't. And it's so good

Seriously. I've stuck to drinking water every day except for the off occasion where I have a soda, but I'd love to be able to drink juice instead. And that sugar isn't inconsequential, because giving up sugary drinks got me losing close to 30 lbs (went from 180ish to 155) over the course of a few months.

Yeah i lost 5kgs in a few weeks when i stopped drinking coke. Sugar is bad news

How much coke do you usually drink when you can sustain a ~1000 calorie deficit just by cutting coke 0_o

I think i used to drink like at least a 600ml a day. Maybe it was a few months idk. Long time ago anyways

Well for me at least I used to drink two-three cans a day every day back in 2015, and that's why I gained weight until I was close to hitting 180+. Cutting daily soda was tough as shit, but def worthwhile.

I lost 40lbs doing no exercise a few years ago dropping fast food and soda only. I still ate pretty shitty (at the time). I wasn't even drinking regular soda. I was drinking diet. Diet soda is practically worse for you because it spikes your insulin but doesn't latch on to the fake sugar in diet soda so it gives you type 2 betus. No i don't have teh betus but I was feeling like shit.

These days I work out 3-5x a week and eat healthy and I feel great. Fat shaming works!

If you feel great why are you here

Why wouldn't I be?

/r/drama, once you get secretly initiated, is one of the freeze peachiest places on leddit

i just like to shitpost and agenda post!

physically great != psychologically great

Soda is a diuretic so if you cut soda you usually drink less water also so you cut on your general liquid day-to-day weight allowing for a sudden large decrease in the initial change. It's not necessarily a calorie-based weight deficit.

How about fresh fruit juice or just fruits?

I do drink fresh squeezed orange juice in the morning cause work has a machine that makes fresh squeezed juice. but that's it. :(

Get some oranges bro also Mango season is around the corner.

I just start la Croix. The slight flavor and carbonation tricks my brain into thinking it's not water.

This isn't any kind of miracle substitute, but it's tolerable and does blunt my morning orange juice craving enough for me to get by: https://www.campbells.com/v8/v8-splash/diet-tropical-blend/

Transphobiaisbrave is there a connection between being mentally unstable and being active in the BDSM community?

Does the girl have glasses or an enormous forehead?

Forehead

Is there a connection of being a useless, normie boring piece of trash and posting to equally boring subreddits like this? Probably.

Hooooe bb

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Feeding on lolcows> woq signalling via an SRS fractal.

Lmao a CB2 user calling others boring and useless.

God damn BDSMfags need to off themselves. Their convinced their normie fetish is somehow the natural progression of healthy sexuality and are enlightened sex positive gurus that will happily condescend on 'prudes' while going on about 'consent and trust' in the most boring way possible.

Here's $5, buy a real fetish.

BDSM isn't a fetish dumbass.

Lol what how is it not?

It's a lifestyle xd They're a repressed minority xd

It's an act of intimacy and trust. I don't feel arousal. But I still practice BDSM because it makes me happy and is an intimate moment with my partner who also isn't in it for the sexual aspect. You can easily combine it with fetishes however (petplay, abdl, littledom, feminization etc.) at which point it does become a fetish. I sometimes combine it with drinking my partner's blood which is a fetish (although again, I don't feel the arousal aspect of it).

Intimacy without sexual aspect? Do you realize what you are saying?

I know it's hard for pedos to understand.

So you normally talk about BDSM also children so interchangeably?

Onl when I'm on a website that is full of sex-obsessed pedos who don't understand how you could enjoy something if it isn't sexually charged.

Bondage Domination Sadism Masochism. Yes totally not sexual.

Literally nothing in my convo involved children. You are really projecting, rapist.

It's still normie as fuck though. Literally every woman has a submissive streak, this doesn't make you special.

I do dominance sometimes too but most subs won't give me access to their blood so I'm not interested. Lol you're so mangry about this, most of you losers just jerk off to porn.

Ok, first of all OP wtf were you doing in cb2?

Observing mentally ill women in their natural habitat is entertaining and a good way to learn. Looking for common traits and avoiding women in real life who exhibit those and such.

observing white m2f neets with non natural haircolour

Ftfy

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I think youre the same account

W-why would you think that >o<

Fucking patriarchal thermodynamics keeping empowered wymyn down.

i mean, 100-200 isnโ€™t zero, so theyโ€™re right about that

/u/c3p-bro why are you this angry?

When gender is a social construct but weight is genetics.

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BMI may be heritable because it's a trash tier method of measuring body fat. It's very dependant on irrelevant factors that are heritable.

You will only be fat if you eat like shit and that isn't heritable but your data on this is going to be fucked by BMI being so terrible so you'll think it's heritable.

Look at the graph again, it has 7 groups of correlations.

Correlation =! Causation

/u/TransphobiaIsBrave

Weight is very related to genetics too

That's why we see blobs like yourself rolling your way across the African savanna, yeah?