The other day I tripped over a curb and landed on my face, which caused a large scrape on my chin, do you think it will heal fully or am I scarred for life? Pic related, it's the scrape but it's scabbed over and flaked off quite a bit. I've been putting lubriderm on it to try and make sure it doesn't scar 😔
Hate to break it to you Ed but I don't swing that way. I'm firmly in the grasp of the vaginal Jew. No matter how much gay porn I watch or create, my heterosexuality has remained steadfast.
Now on the other hand, if any fashy gashies are here, single, and ready to cyber like it's the early 2000s, hit me up with a pm, dm, or even just a good ol arroba on the ol discord 😉
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1 normie_girl 2018-04-04
Mazal tov much nachas to you both
1 WarSanchez 2018-04-04
Nachas means ass in Spanish... lol
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-04
I like it that way 😏
1 WarSanchez 2018-04-04
U eat ass huh Ed.
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-04-04
pls
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-04-04
Megustslations.
1 broden 2018-04-04
What made you feel this way?
No response means the answer is =
REBOUND
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-04
I want an illustrious r/drama bf. 😒
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-04
I hear darqwolff is single
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-04
If only I had air conditioning...
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-04
If not him you could always join u/hodorthedoorholder's Sex Cult Harem
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-04
u/hodorthedoorholder wat up?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-04
Namaste 🙏 please come join us. You must leave your inhibitions and your shoes at the door.
1 ChaddingTater 2018-04-04
get raked
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-04
You are not welcome in our paradise
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-04
I'm freshly pedicured so perfect!
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-04
Good to hear! Here's some Kool-Aid.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-04
NotaDeathCult!!!!
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-04
Whoops! Looks like I'm gonna need to step up recruitment to make up for this snafu.
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-04
But... I don't drink sugar.
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-04
Smeeps! What up
1 loli_esports 2018-04-04
i want an illustrious EVA gf
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-04
I don't even know what that means!!
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-04
tbf, I'm not sure what it is either, but given their username, it's probably better that way.
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-04
Oh wow, you weren't kidding. Good looking out
1 ChaddingTater 2018-04-04
lol gay
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2018-04-04
Imagine feeling the need to have to make an announcement thread that you're dating a drama mod.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-04
Almist every day you brag about how you are "dating a drama mod" so seems pretty hypocritical for you, pimmy 🤔
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2018-04-04
I generally don't bring it up on my own basad
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-04
The other day I tripped over a curb and landed on my face, which caused a large scrape on my chin, do you think it will heal fully or am I scarred for life? Pic related, it's the scrape but it's scabbed over and flaked off quite a bit. I've been putting lubriderm on it to try and make sure it doesn't scar 😔
chin
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2018-04-04
It'll heal don't worry!
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-04
🙏🙏
1 BussyShillBot 2018-04-04
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-04
You will NEVER replace snappy. Nice try /u/lightumbra
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-04
My bot is shit compared to Snappy. But alas Snappy seems to have left us for a better opportunity. We will have to make do with my shit.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-04
No!! we will not stand for shitty knockoffs 😡😡😡
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-04
When Snappy comes back, I'll take my bot out back and Ol' Yeller it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-04
lolllllol
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-04
Me_irl
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-04-04
What about me.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-04
Go fuck yourself 😂👌💯
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-04
Fake news
Hate to break it to you Ed but I don't swing that way. I'm firmly in the grasp of the vaginal Jew. No matter how much gay porn I watch or create, my heterosexuality has remained steadfast.
Now on the other hand, if any fashy gashies are here, single, and ready to cyber like it's the early 2000s, hit me up with a pm, dm, or even just a good ol arroba on the ol discord 😉
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-04-04
Why is this fag a mod and not /u/Ed_ButteredToast?
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-04
He was a mod 😔
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-04-04
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-04-04
You understand that literally everything you mentioned is Ed right?
Let's do down the list;
[X] Fat
[X] Jewish
[X] Female (Possibly trap)
[X] Clearly single as she's on the Internet 24/7
[X] Likes roleplaying on public forums
[X] Will be impressed that you mod /r/4chan
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-04
I thought Ed was a boy (male)
And I'm not into fatness, how did you get that from my post!
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-04-04
Fashy = fat. Stop using tautologies and pretending you didn't.
Ed is not masculine in any sense of the word.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-04
Fashy = rhymes with gashy
Also because women 🤢
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-04-04
Don't pretend you don't like a masculine vagina
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-04
I do and I hate that I do 😭
1 BussyShillBot 2018-04-04
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