r/drama: Grandpa 🕒tick🕞tock's🕦 latest message for r/drama. This is why the Internet should be off limits to oldfags esp. the boomers

Grandpa 🕒tick🕞tock's🕦 latest message for r/drama. This is why the Internet should be off limits to oldfags esp. the boomers

45 2018-04-05 by Ed_ButteredToast

36 comments

1 BussyShillBot 2018-04-05

There are no quotes. Deal with it.

Snapshots:

This Post - archive.org, removeddit.com, archive.is*

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1 LightUmbra 2018-04-05

It's so weird I've had archive.is work a few times, but normally it doesn't.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-05

Hey, I unironically appreciate the effort you've put into this. Doing god's work my nibba! <3

1 LightUmbra 2018-04-05

Thanks. I'm not much of a programmer. I just kept hacking at snappy's code until I could get it to work. It'll probably be pretty rough for a while.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-05

💞💞💞 stay strong ✊✊✊

1 ironicshitpostr 2018-04-05

So you desecrated his corpse and gave us a retarded bastard version of snappy. Thanks.

1 LightUmbra 2018-04-05

You're welcome. 😁

1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-05

Why can't you use the quotes from the wiki?

1 LightUmbra 2018-04-05

That's where the quotes in the OP are from. I'm just asking for more.

1 Osericc 2018-04-05

It didn't work half the time with snappy either

1 narftalk 2018-04-05

I liked u/ultrashitpost :(

1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-05

F

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-05

U

1 ironicshitpostr 2018-04-05

P

1 heavyblossoms 2018-04-05

A

1 LadyVetinari 2018-04-05

Me too 😔

He'll be back tho

1 ShoeCrab 2018-04-05

Yeah

1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-05

O hai, post cat.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-04-05

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapot

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-05

This but unironically

1 ironicshitpostr 2018-04-05

Carousel! Carousel!

1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-04-05

In some places corn mush was put on the head of the victim to make it seem as if the corn, not the family, was the killer.

Seems like a perfectly reasonable defense.

"Nah, I didn't murder anyone. Look, he's wearing a shirt. Obviously the shirt killed him."

1 AnnoysTheSoyboys 2018-04-05

Ed, this lame situation is 50% your fault

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-05

Shut the fuck up pls. Thank u. ✋️

1 AnnoysTheSoyboys 2018-04-05

Didn't say it wasn't good drama 😔

1 moudougou 2018-04-05

what's lame in this situation?

1 westofthetracks 2018-04-05

this situation rules actually

1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-04-05

Is Ed responsible for the ticks or for the tocks? 🤔

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-05

A little bit of column A, a little bit of B ¯\_(ツ) _/¯

1 Plexipus 2018-04-05

I guess even a broken TICK TOCK can be right twice a day

1 MG87 2018-04-05

This is just way too much fun. I've got you all running scared as fuck. All for 10-20 minutes once a day scraping through your posts and firing off a few complaints to the admins.

You can be sure to thank /u/ed_butteredtoast for showing me how effective tattling to the admins is at getting people suspended.

TICK TOCK

1 ItsSugar 2018-04-05

Just report him to the FBI claiming he's plotting something. He's probably dumb enough to have weapons stockpiled somewhere.

1 Honk4Tits 2018-04-05

He's old, Republican, lives on a farm of course he has a weapons cache and a manifesto written.

1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-04-05

Let's guess what he'll be up to:

https://www.strawpoll.me/15438269

1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-04-05

/u/Ed_ButteredToast vote pls as you would know best

1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-04-05

the tick tock meme makes me crack up every time without fail, rip ivanka

1 RelevantEmployment 2018-04-05

I've got you all running scared as fuck.

Your powers of perception fail you.

1 JumbledFun 2018-04-05

I wish logans run was real, boomers are such useless trash

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