Tales from the Trailer Park: OP vents to r/babybumps about how the cops were called on her for destroying her cheating boyfriend's $1200 drone.

23  2018-04-05 by Zachums

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Yesterday morning I saw all the proof i needed to know my (now ex) SO has been lying to me about cheating. Even after he got caught he still lied and then his lies started to cancel each other out then he tried turning everything around on me. He didnt come home last night. He has made it seem like everything was in my head for months. That im paranoid, over reacting (im the one thag drove 10+ hours to a different state because i knew he was cheating) and that my meds are making me crazy. He did such a good job at making me feel horrible for accusing him that I drove all the way back home and apologized to him. HE LET ME APOLOGIZE KNOWING DAMN WELL I WAS RIGHT AND HE'S BEEN FUCKING OTHER CHICKS!! Today his smug ass come strolling through the door like his shit don't stink. I told him not to come back, he needs to give me time to chill and figure out what I'm doing. That he has already caused enough stress during this pregnancy to the point that baby boy isn't handling it well anymore and I have to do weekly NST.

Guys I lost it. I'm not an angry person, I've never been in a fight before, I've never been in trouble with the law. And somehow, my record is still clean.

I asked him to go, please pack you shit and leave because I'm about to go nuts. He rolls his eyes and me and continues to walk by me. I threw my glass at his feet. (Free marketing for Guinness beer glasses, I chucked that fucker to the tile floor and it didn't break, I'm drinking from it now. Sturdy ass cup). He told the person on the phone "oh nothing, just had a cup thrown at me" and walks down to the basement.

I called my mom and told her that there's a good chance I'm going to jail because I've snapped.

Sure enough the cops come. One sees me chuck his new $1200 drone to the ground, he wants to spend all this money on drones and bass guitars etc etc but he can't buy a car seat or anything this baby needs. Nah, fuck that drone. I hope it doesn't work.

Anyways, one cops wife just had a baby a week ago and the other cops wife is 7 weeks pregnant. Needless to say I'm still at the house and his lying fuck ass is at his mom's house.

It's blows my mind. We have been friends for 8 years, we've been together for almost a year. He gets sex and blow jobs all the time and doesn't even have to ask. We'll be watch tv and I'll just start sucking his D. I treat him like a king, I cater to his every fucking needs. And this is how he treats me? That slut on Tinder (and Okcupid and POF, yea he's on them all!) Isn't going to hold the heating pad on his shoulder while he feeds himself and then suck his D so he can relax after work. Or come running when he's puking and make sure he has water and a cold wash cloth on his neck. I mean the list goes on. Holy fuck, I would fucking marry my ass. But no, instead he calls me fat and boring and fucking lies and cheats.

Holy hell, I needed to vent. Thanks for listening, don't judge me by my moment of craziness. A person can only handle so much. And I hit my limit.

I threw my glass at his feet. (Free marketing for Guinness beer glasses, I chucked that fucker to the tile floor and it didn't break, I'm drinking from it now. Sturdy ass cup).

Obviously this post is just a cheap marketing ploy by Guinness

Someone cross post to /r/hailcorporate

/u/nearsightedhippo can you explain this quote please?

No, I see what I did and i crossed a line but that fact of the matter is that I don't care. You can not treat people like shit for months over and over and over again and expect them to act sane when it all comes out. Say what you want, what's done is done. Y'all act like I stabbed the dude or caught his house on fire. Chill.

Basically calling me crazy because I don't feel bad. It's whatever.

You really should have been arrested.

Oh I know and I was fully ready for it. I told the cops the complete truth. I'm not going to do something and then lie about it. I own what I do.

Reverse the genders here. Let's say I violently assault my girlfriend because she cheats on me.

The cops show up.

How far do you think I'm going to get by "telling them the truth."

You must have wrote this before my edit. I agree completely. Gender roles are bullshit.

Fucking nasty roasties. Like Cruz and Rodger before him, you, u/pizzashill, are the only one who can stop them and really show those disgusting conservatives the power of the scorned virgin.

Are you still trying to pretend I'm an incel virgin because I called you out for your hilariously incorrect use of "no true scotsman."

Are you still butthurt about me BTFOing you in that post? Wow, cool. Anyway, either post pics of you with gf to prove you’re not a kissless virgin, or buy a rifle and go Stacy hunting on livestream, I don’t care which.

Are you still butthurt about me BTFOing you in that post?

https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/schizophrenia

I mean, you literally live in an alternate reality.

You did too much for him, then you got fat and pregnant. I know that sucks to hear, but its Gods honest truth. Men want a challenge, and a woman that will be independent and help herself.

Remember this for when youre a single mom. Shits hard to look passed.

Best of luck

Apparently me being Independent was a issue for him too. I never asked for help, I will never ask anyone for help because that's how I am. I'd rather struggle. And it drove him nuts. So I guess he wants a weak woman that's helpless so he can be the hero.

you’re fucking disgusting. enjoy living off the government dime and welfare your whole life you trashy piece of shit.

Um.. ok? Have a good day you random nobody

it’s the internet dipshit we are all randoms.

you just happen to be a piece of shit too stupid to know how to use a condom. seriously enjoy your life of poverty and depression hopefully you get addicted to opiates soon and die off quickly before you continue to poison the gene pool.

Alrighty pal, show me on the doll where he touched you.

my wallet because you are clearly a useless human. so while you live off my tax money i actually go to work. again. please die soon.

I'm sorry, I didn't realized you knew me so well! Wow! Oh... wait... you don't. If you did you shove a dick in your mouth and shut the fuck up because you don't know shit.

Ever heard of bed rest? Yea, some ladies get put on it for the safety of their child. Did you know I owned my business for many, many years and kicked fucking ass at it? I'm not some ghetto chick living off the gov so calm your tits little boy.

you live in a trailer with your deadbeat pos boyfriend who is so disgusted by you he’d rather buy drones and call the cops on your little miss piggy ass.

selling make up for mary key doesn’t count as running a business cunt. give your kid up for adoption and focus on keeping yourself safe. at least tie your fucking tubes you whore.

LOL my goodness, talk about anger issues.

I live in a beautiful house, I owned a very well known eliquid that I started from the ground up. And i would love to have my tubes tide of my new doctor will agree (because my last one wouldn't)

Also I'm not fat, I'm pregnant but not fat. I use to be super chubby though and worked real fucking hard to get some what in shape.

Anything else your assuming ass would like to have cleared up?

lol you are delusional. again enjoy living off the govt dime fat fuck

I feel like you may have skipped your meds today. You sure are easily triggered.

and you’re a failure with multiple baby daddies and no man who sticks around to raise your bastard children.

You're fun, I really needed this little bit of back n forth today. Thanks for the entertainment, same time tomorrow?

that would be the most commitment you've gotten out of a male in decades. ill stick with the MO of your multiple baby daddies and just ghost you because you are obvi a fat, gross, annoying cunt.

have fun raising multiple children with govt assistance and no father figures. youre truly a hero setting up the country for success by bringing multiple unwanted children into this world. keep it up champ

Well I hate to end the fun kiddo but I've got 6 of my 10 kids coming over for dinner. Gonna cook up a bunch of steak and lobster I bought with my fancy dancy food card. Then when I'm done I'm gonna sit outside my trailer and smoke a good Ol' cancer stick. Mmhm, have yourself a good night.

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Post a picture of your bank account.

Jesus did a trailer park giri kill your dog or something? Sheesh

waifu's cant kill real things

Whoa. You went up against a pregnant woman who just threw out her boyfriend and trashed his stuff, and you're the one who sounds hysterical.

u lyke dat?

Most dudes do...then they get bored.

Good luck with court, and I wish you all the best with the pregnancy.

Thanks, this whole pregnancy has been hell so maybe I'll finally be able to enjoy the rest of it.