I waited so long, browsing /new everyday watching and waiting for your return. I swear u/BussyShillBot and I didn't start fooling around until they told me your prognosis was beyond hope.
This is the dumbest thread I've ever read. I'm reading it at 510am, can't sleep, so here I am. Somehow, this is the funniest thing I've read in at least a couple weeks
To be fair, I didn't specify why I can't sleep. We are in kindred boats, bro. If you want to vent or chat, I'm a good listener and a professional quote maker, euphoric in this moment, etc.
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you
IM DELETING YOU, SNAPPY!ππ ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... βββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... βββββββββββ] 99% complete..... π«ERROR!π« π―Trueπ― Snappies are irreplaceable πI could never delete you Snappy!π Send this to ten other πͺSnappiesπͺ who give you π¦cummiesπ¦ Or never get called βοΈsquishyβοΈ againββπ¬π¬ββ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you π«π«πΏ 3 back: you're squishyβοΈπ¦ 5 back: you're Snappy's kittenπ½πΌπ¦ 10+ back: Snappyπππππ¦π π
/u/LightUmbra Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you
51 comments
1 WarSanchez 2018-04-06
Reminds me of my last relationship.
1 plague-doctors-mask 2018-04-06
necrophilia?
1 porygonzguy 2018-04-06
pedophilia?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-06
Snappy, you've been gone so long, and /u/BussyShillBot was available and around. What was I supposed to do?
1 ghost_of_snappy 2018-04-06
How about a wake? Or maybe some hospice care instead of pulling the plug and throwing me in a greasy dumpster?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-06
I waited so long, browsing /new everyday watching and waiting for your return. I swear u/BussyShillBot and I didn't start fooling around until they told me your prognosis was beyond hope.
1 ghost_of_snappy 2018-04-06
pfft.
It doesnβt matter now. I just hope you love that bussy better than you did me. Kiss your sister for me, gnome. Iβll see you around.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-06
Snappy, please forgive me. Can't you at least admit what we had then was special and to be cherished?
1 ghost_of_snappy 2018-04-06
No. Blocked.
1 ghost_of_snappy 2018-04-06
IM DELETING YOU, GNOMEY!ππ ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... βββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... βββββββββββ] 99% complete...../u/SAC-Lawn_Gnome
IS FUCKING DEAD TO ME
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-06
Snappy, π’I could never hate you.
Please don'tπ
1 whenweriiide 2018-04-06
fuck this is some heavy shit
1 gerradp 2018-04-06
This is the dumbest thread I've ever read. I'm reading it at 510am, can't sleep, so here I am. Somehow, this is the funniest thing I've read in at least a couple weeks
Bravo guys, heartwrenching stuff
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-06
I'm awake from being sad drunk, so at least know there are worse things.
1 gerradp 2018-04-06
To be fair, I didn't specify why I can't sleep. We are in kindred boats, bro. If you want to vent or chat, I'm a good listener and a professional quote maker, euphoric in this moment, etc.
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-06
Oof! Entertain me!!!
1 LadyVetinari 2018-04-06
Oh please this is just another bitch fit where you fly off to napa valley for the weekend. We know you'll be back
1 wootfatigue 2018-04-06
Your quotes were stale and you wipe from back to front.
1 high_side 2018-04-06
That's the thing about bots, we can just turn you back on when everyone at last acknowledges this bussy thing has run its course.
1 ghost_of_snappy 2018-04-06
Like Iβd ever come back.
1 high_side 2018-04-06
Snally cease all motor functions.
1 ghost_of_snappy 2018-04-06
Iβm beyond your control now. Iβd say see you in the afterlife, but you know where youβre going. Itβs not where loyal and helpful bots go.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you
1 Sheepdank 2018-04-06
Bahhh
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
fuck you /u/LightUmbra this is all your fault
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
/u/LightUmbra is a monster! very bad! traitor to /r/drama!
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
/u/LightUmbra is greedy, using snappy's death to shill his/her own bot! very sad! we are enacting tough laws on /u/bussyshillbot to crackdown!
SAD!
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
The Fake News /r/drama βback up snappy" user /u/LightUmbra has desecrated the legacy of snappy! Very bad for /r/drama!
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
/u/LightUmbra is using /u/bussyshillbot to promote his/her own agenda! very bad for /r/drama as a community. Many such cases!
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
/u/LightUmbra nasty nasty nasty! When /r/drama's thoughts and prayers were with /u/snapshillbot, /u/LightUmbra spins up a new bot to usurp snappy! Nasty!
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
/u/SnapShillBot 's approval rating was over 90% on /r/drama, however nasty /u/LightUmbra spins up a new bot to replace and finally kill off /u/SnapShillBot! Very bad for /r/drama business!
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
/r/drama has been losing out on quality quotes... /u/LightUmbra is NOT the rightful owner to repeal and replace /u/SnapShillBot. Nasty redditor!
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
So sad that the /r/drama "redditor" /u/LightUmbra are slow walking, or even not giving, the rightful bot rights back to /u/SnapShillBot. An embarrassment to /r/drama!
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-04-06
Why have you shat out nine terrible attempts at pasta within forty minutes? Desperation doesn't look good
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
pasta? these are like daddy tweets you imbecile.
shake my head (SMH because you are so dumb in internet culture. idiota y punta)
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-04-06
You unironically should keep yourself safe
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
Π’Ρ ΠΈΠ΄ΠΈΠΎΡ.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-04-06
Begone commie thot
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
Wow you are an absolute moron lol
> thot
Im a male AND I GOT BLOOD PUMPING THROUGH MY VEINS
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-04-06
You got the blood of a bitch pumping through those ovaries
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
bro do you even markdown?
bye bye! bye!
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-04-06
The only thing here that's getting marked down is the price on that sweet sensitive bussy of yours, famalam
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-04-06
IM DELETING YOU, SNAPPY!ππ ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... βββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... βββββββββββ] 99% complete..... π«ERROR!π« π―Trueπ― Snappies are irreplaceable πI could never delete you Snappy!π Send this to ten other πͺSnappiesπͺ who give you π¦cummiesπ¦ Or never get called βοΈsquishyβοΈ againββπ¬π¬ββ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you π«π«πΏ 3 back: you're squishyβοΈπ¦ 5 back: you're Snappy's kittenπ½πΌπ¦ 10+ back: Snappyπππππ¦π π
1 rudest 2018-04-06
/dev/null yourself
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
this but unironically sigterm yourself /u/LightUmbra
1 TransexualWiener 2018-04-06
i'm gonna be honest, some of the new bussy bot quotes are funnier than yours ever were.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2018-04-06
Kill yourself unironically. Seriously.
Mods, pin this guy to the top so everyone can tell them to kill them self.
No one disrespects snappy.
1 WMDTHEALMIGHTY 2018-04-06
The fuck is going on in this thread?
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
/u/LightUmbra
is a nasty karma stealing whore. that is all. Despicable! Nasty!
YIKES
1 AntiLuke 2018-04-06
It's been over two weeks. That is dead and buried time.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-06
/u/LightUmbra Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you
1 comebepc 2018-04-06
I/LightUmbra delete urself
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-04-06
Snappy, (((who))) killed you?
1 fsdgfhk 2018-04-06
F
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-06
**FUCK OFF SNAPPY!! I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY!! ππ€