Please help me

12  2018-04-06 by Ardvarkeating101

I have no idea what the fuck this guy is talking about, but he told me that he wrote this insane spergout for me and I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

If anyone can speak schizophrenic, please let me know.

12 comments

I WON'T FORGET SNAPPY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wait 24 hours, mock relentlessly.

This was for today, I thought? Damnit, I knew I should have learned the language.

Well in UK time it's today yeah, but you're dealing with American crazies in this instance and I'm guessing most on the "Q" subs don't understand time zones or the rotation of the earth.

Oh, so you're a shill for the round Earth (((scientists))) are you?

Personally I think we're shaped like a cone, but current scientific models do not like up with my hypothesis. They will eventually catch up.

He obviously wants that ass, what happens next is up to you.

Serious question: Is there any way to convince some rando schizophrenic on the internet to take his meds?

I suppose you could get their home address and dose their food?

You're David Miliband? Does that mean your brother is /u/Ed_ButteredToast?

Would explain a lot actually.

don't @ me you monster