He is worse than a Jew, he is—may Allah forgive me for saying this—a SRDine.

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Allah please no

I mean, 2ManyChromosomes is bad, but worse than SRD? No way.

I’m not saying they should all be VX gassed (because that gets you suspended these days) but I wouldn’t be that upset either.

/u/MrsRatt

So glad we don't talk anymore. It's the most infuriating laugh ever.

Isn't it kind of sad that you're happy not to talk to your father? It makes me sad

Can you imagine your father posting in /r/Drama?

Luckily my kids are grown. Shit I hope my daughter isn't posting on TrollX

Not much to do up here in North Texas. Got some land but that's it. I used to dabble a little in Reddit and someone linked me here on an old account and I just can't quit /r/drama now

And yes, death is coming soon

It's like Blue Oyster Cult says: "Another 40,000 coming every day"

I like it

Unironically quoting Blue Oyster Cult

Get better taste or euthanize yourself, gramps

No u

Hey! I still like to smoke some dope and listen to them on occasion

It's okay, Cultosaurus Erectus is still one of my favourite albums.

Got some land but that's it.

Cultivate invasive species or dangerous pests or something. Buy lots of weapons and stand your ground.

Cultivate invasive species

Ah yes, my favourite pastime activity

Pests are cool too. Imagine /u/CucksLoveTrump planting a huuuge potato field and not using any pesticides or anything, so the whole thing becomes a crawling mess of Colorado beetles, from which they stage raids on the better half of the state. Or whatever other flying pests that eat cotton or corn. Hell, imagine breeding literal locusts for fuck's sake! Awesome!

And this being Texas he can go full Bundy ranch and say that it's not the gubmint's business if he wants to grow WHOLE, NATURAL, NON-GMO food, and cause a lot of drama!

We're doing tomatoes and onions this year but this sounds like a great idea for the fall.

And yes, death is coming soon

Fucking grim, cucks.

Don't fear the reaper!

based boomer poster

literally posting on drama while holding my 5 day old baby girl

What ever retardation Allah didn't grant, I shall endeavor to supplement with shit posting examples.

Just drop her a few times. Should do the trick

Try doubling up on her vaccinations too

If my mum used Reddit she would be a /r/Drama poster. I've never seen someone who can come home from work and spend so long shit talking everyone she saw that day

How old is your mom? Asking for a friend

51

Tell her to PM me

lol my father's an asshole. I've never felt any familial connection with him, so this is just normal life for me. I'd be like people with two parents being sad that they don't talk to their third parent. It's just absent.

I see the 🍎 hasn't fallen far from the 🌲

I'm an asshole because I choose not to surround myself with toxic people?

How do you not surround yourself?

> "I choose not to surround myself with toxic people"

> posts in TrollX

Oh the irony.

Oh the irony

Does it not occur to you where we summoned you from? And the topic from which you were commented when summoned?

OH THE IRONING, IT IS DELICIOUS

I see the 🍎 hasn't fallen far from the 🌲

They don't grow on those!

I'm glad you think you know me so well after looking at what little I post on reddit :)

Who you are may be complicated but what you are is simple.

Tell me which are wrong. You are :

-fat

-alone

-with cats

-love nail art

-have a Valley Girl accent

How many/5, please rate me.

If she has cats then she can't be alone. Furthermore, if she has 3 cats, then together they qualify as a husband.

I've been thinking of trimming down one side of my head. Not quite a full side shave since I don't want scalp showing, but similar. I wish I could dye it a bright turquoise, but I'm nervous about bleaching that much and the upkeep is annoying.

You don't say? I'd never picture this on a Trollx poster...

Digging around...

art blog...

Doesn't want children...

Daddy issues....

Desire for turquoise hair...

Cat pictures....

Anime....

Gaming...

You are broken, and thats ok, you will fit in here nicely.

Sounds like just my type.

is there a factory turning this chicks out these days?

do you per chance have relationship problems

lol my father's an asshole. I've never felt any familial connection with him, so this is just normal life for me.

Poor poor pitiful you.

It's just absent.

That's just what you like to tell yourself ;)

My father is a child abuser. I chose to have a child abuser absent from my life and there is no regret in that choice. You have no regrets either so don't let these rando internet comments get to you.

It's awesome they all had such great dads that they couldn't even imagine not talking to him though, I'm slightly envious. Too bad they can't feel any empathy though.

What's empathy?

It's like being cucked with someone else's feelings

Like a Bull that tells you your wife is a nice piece of ass

We unironically have more empathy for her than you do. We're not the ones wishing she has a bad relationship with her father for ideological reasons.

Anyone that posts on trollx is basically mentally disabled.

How are your WoW raids going ?

i feel like anyone posting here doesnt really have the ability to make fun of other computer related hobbies

dude could be 3d printing fleshlights and id still be like "well i post on drama so i cant really say shit"

it's pizzashill though?

Pot/Kettle, takes one to know one, glass houses, etc.

But for reals, how do you identify as a SJW when you post something so obvious, yet so mean-girl?

F

What?

POT/KETTLE, TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, GLASS HOUSES, ETC.

BUT FOR REALS, HOW DO YOU IDENTIFY AS A SJW WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS, YET SO MEAN-GIRL?

F

Are you under the impression I identify as an SJW?

We got a live one.

Moo

Lol

pizza can you not FUCKING RESPOND TO A BOT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

and stop raiding LFR you fucking niglet

Uh, I don't raid lfr. My guild is on mythic argus and it's a shit show. The only thing I live for is parsing and now we're extending so I can't parse anymore.

I don't know what the fuck any of this means but have you read Shattered yet, young buck?

basically mentally disabled.

R/drama is inclusive to ALL people. We welcome lolcows from across the spectrum.

Welcome to r/drama!

We'll be happy to take care of any and all of your daddy issues! 😊

You laugh at this, but it is actually very sad. I'm sorry you couldn't have a healthy relationship with your dad, it's not something a child should do without.

the daddy issues thing isn't a joke eh?

It's only sad if they don't speak because the child can't even look at someone with slightly different politics.

There's legitimate reasons to never speak to family members.

That was how I interpreted it. I've been in a lot of situations where I'm arguing with a dude and I know I'm right but he refuses to back down and just starts shouting over me.

We call this "preaching" not "arguing"

or simply just "asking for it"

Why can't they, just like, admit that they're like, wrong? I mean they're all like, feminism isn't that good, and I'm like, yeah...no. How could they not know they're wrong? I mean I said "y'all are sexist, get over it", how could they not be like totally on board with that? Its just so racist and icky

And plenty of guys do it to guys as well. It's not because they're misogynistic, it's because they're dickheads.

Also on their front page right now is the female version of the nice guy meme.

At least they're a little self-aware. Well done /u/CrankyCrow.

No I want a hot chick that will laugh at my jokes and look at me with wide anime eyes while I show off all my skillz at nerd things and guide her fumbling attempts through all the basics. I want a half naked perfect 10 to look at me in wonder and amazement, like a god among men for being moderately good at Halo.

Not wrong, it's the soyboy fantasy. But why stop at anime eyes when you can go for a complete anime girl? 2D > 3D after all.

Tfw you'll never have a big tiddie anime goth waifu. Why even live?

I'll rather have a small-chested imouto type waifu, tyvm.

Sounds like ephebephiliiaia to me

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

They don't even make goth latina in nippon 2d

3d is superior

Is there a more virgin loser hobby than gaming? Even stamp collectors are chads in comparison.

/u/XXX-Jade-Is-Rad-XXX, all due respect, but don’t you first have to not have a dick to be a camgirl? I dunno, just seems odd how you post on 2X threads about being a nerdy grill while also advertising how you really like touching your penis on camera.

REEEEE MISGENDERING REEEEEE

SOME WOMEN HAVE PENISES GET OVER IT BIGOT

lol. cute.

buddy it's 2018. ALL women have penises

Wait is this the same bitch that complained guys were making sexual comments to her while she was cam whoring?

Nah, not sexual comments, that they assume I'm down to private message them and meet them for fucking cause they live in the same state.

Wow. Such a sad #MeToo story 😢

You are so brave and strong

I know right? Some of them even wanted to PAY FOR DINNER! The stones of them! That's practically rape! Where did this flag come from?

So do you ever hook up with dudes or just pussy-ass male feminists?

All the time.

If by that you mean both, I'm sorry.

I fuck half of them and get fucked by the other half.

Nigga do me a favor and rip manfem anus right into the perineum every time. If anyone needs to be busted open to point where they need surgery to heal, it's those guys.

As a matter of fact, if you could work your way through the /r/menslib modlist you'd be doing all of reddit and the mod's respective communties a favor.

What about same city?

I wouldn't want to fuck an ugly trap like you.

Like I'd touch your pathetic ass.

her? No, it’s literally a dude who hasn’t undergone hormone treatments who dresses up like a chick and jacks off his pencil dick on camera.

How do you know he has a pencil dick?

I looked at every single post he ever made a few of his posts. He’s really into self-promotion.

https://i.imgur.com/m4JAHJg.jpg

You must seriously be blind if you can't see my tits. Anyone with bigger tits 90% of the time has fake ones.

More than 10% of men have bigger ones.

No, u/subpoutine was right, you’re quite literally just a man who makes no effort to look feminine beyond putting on a dress and calls yourself a woman

I'm sure you pat yourself on the back for posting that, like "There, that'll show them." Like honestly how sad is your life that you get your kicks trying to harass people that you feel are less than you. Get out of your mom's basement and realize no one gives a shit.

BTFO

lol did I upset little mister "I want to kill myself but I'm too much of a bitch to try?" Be nice or fuck off.

Lmao tranny projection is the best

Is that the best you can do? Dude I called you out word for word. Look through my post history, I'm incredibly open with the shit I've faced. If you faced half the challenges, nay even a tenth, you would give up crying.

The fact is you're just some low confidence basement dweller that has to take his kicks out on other people to feel superior because you can't even make yourself feel superior unless you put someone under you. That's insecure as fuck dude, and absolutely shameful and pathetic behavior.

If you want I'll analyze (and anal-ize) your mind some more, let me know. Until then, I have fans waiting for me ;)

Ta ta for now, sweetheart :*

You know this isn't how women talk, right? You don't sound feminine, you sound like a minstrel show.

You know I'm not talking, yes?

What do I have to do with anything? If you're going to jerk off to me just do it, you don't have to post here before you do so people think you're not a fag.

lol you’re not my type, dude. like, who wants your manjaw and pencil dick on their “trap”? 🤢🤮 no thanks, bruh

You just haven't had this 7.5" shenis sliding into your tight little asshole to know better. Your Dad says it's plenty thick.

your tight little asshole

Tight? Nigga please. After /u/JohnBlind got done with me, you could lose a mason jar in my bussy.

👳‍♂️🍑😳

YOU WHORE

What the fuck is this thread lmao

Welcome to /r/drama, it's a very tight-knit, inclusive community.

Tight, at least 😘

I ain't even done yet tbh

/u/XXX-Jade-Is-Rad-XXX the only thing you'll ever be sliding into is the McMorning menu after another embarrasing latenight cam session

i think you're embellishing a few inches there.

I'm really not. Shouldn't you know better?

every tranny cam girl or w/e always lies and says they have an 8 inch dick, most male porn stars aren't even above 7, you aren't above 7.

https://i.imgur.com/mlJWUEr.png You're telling me that's under 7?

put a pic with a ruler or tape measure next to it.

I'll be on cam in like 15 minutes just go there. It's about as long as a monster cam. Most of the recent pics I'm not full swing.

will you actually use a tape measure though? i want to see the exact number

Her dick's bigger than mine reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You have to look like a girl to be a trap dude lmao

Mod this shim

Are you crying ban? I didn't know this place was so full of pussies that need a safe space. Also I prefer the term brosis.

he meant to make you a mod, you dense fuck

I don't hang out here I go outside

Wait you camgirl outside? Plz link to your paetreon

I haven't made patreon yet.

https://imgur.com/m4JAHJg

Unsee. Unsee. Unsee.

weird

tfw you ask the doctor to cut off your dick but instead he cuts out your brain

They have reddit on phones now.

You can do both :D

While I am a priviliged hetero white male with a comfortable lifesyle and a loving family; how DARE you assume my gender?

i edged to you but didn't climax so i'm not gay. that's how it works right?

Fucking degenerate

You wish you were that cute ;)

not true. some of my favorite camgirls have dicks

all due respect,

lol why

Because mean pinging is verboten, you Nazi. 😤

but don’t you first have to not have a dick to be a camgirl? I

the best cam girls have dicks.

Is that what women think nerd means? No wonder they're underrepresented in STEM. They're mentally incompetent.

Fucking hell that freckles thing is so retarded, like first it doesn't specify that all three freckles are non colinear so there can be 0 triangles and also how the ever living fuck is it related to multiple universe shit? It sounds like it was made by a tard that wanted to sound smart

It was upvoted on /r/TrollXChromosomes, your guess is a safe bet.

It sounds like it was made by a tard that wanted to sound smart

ie women

PICKLE RICK!

wub a lub DUB DUB!!!!

At least when nerdy guys have "deep thoughts" they're usually kind of interesting and not idiotic.

wrong

In this moment, I am euphoric...

dude she knows about multiple freckle universe she's a smart nerd

Holy fuck that's some painful pseudoscience

but multiverses in theory are like ours with shifts in various things. these shifts are the looking at the triangle from different view points.

its a really good analogy actually

Surprise surprise the engineering student doesn't know what the multiverse is, but thinks they do.

I, too, have watched Rick and Morty

I think they mean the many world's interpretation? Or maybe manifold.

I think they mean the many world's interpretation? Or maybe manifold.

I think they mean the many world's interpretation? Or maybe manifold.

I think they mean the many world's interpretation? Or maybe manifold.

I think they mean the many world's interpretation? Or maybe manifold.

I think they mean the many world's interpretation? Or maybe manifold.

Sigh... When someone sides with a dumb opinion but still calls themself a "scientist" - odds are that they are an engineer.

It reads like pseudo-profound bullshit, i.e., a seemingly impressive assertion that is presented as true and meaningful but is actually vacuous.

So basically r/tbp

Niccrr

you say theyre self aware but theyll still try to justify it as different because society

lol jesus, that whole thread is "i'm so smart, men don't like me, they like adult children bimbo sluts".

Chad's and Stacey's...

sometimes i forget that twox is just female incels, and not really a feminist sub reddit.

Its a nicegirl sub. You'd think they would be irreverent.

/u/NovaRasta

/u/vivaenmiriana

/u/WoodsWanderer

/u/raziphel

Personally I think you're all powerful, intelligent women who don't need no background in what you're talking about.

THREE ping max.

I regret that I have but one upvote to give you. Thank you so much for that wealth of knowledge!

This idea is especially useful in my campaign because I'm using Planescape (specifically Sigil and the outer planes) as a basis for the environment, as well as a few different prime worlds. It also involves a particularly manipulative set of eldritch horrors from the Far Realms, where the normal rules of physics have buggered off to get a cup of tea.

I'm going to have a lot of fun with this subject. Hehehe. :)

BUT SO NERDY XD

Just learned of this sub! I’m sure you’re just trying rile people up, but you’re all jokes. Jesus I’m embarrassed for you.

😂😂😂

https://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/comments/7mz7sx/so_hows_everyone_doing/

I’m bored af and I’m self-drunk on wine waiting for the bf to get home. Tell me some stories, by’s!!

lady, you're 31 but type like a 14 year old holding up a spork?

How so! I’m also really flattered you went through my history...it’s fun being admired!

do you often refer to yourself as Meghan, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m?

If the moment’s right.

neat, just wondering.

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Did not expect an SRD mod to participate in bullying.

How shameful.

I was a mod here before I became an SRD mod.

I thought you had a character arc.

heavens no

What gave you the idea for that analogy...watching old home videos of yourself your dad took before he left you for being such a disappointment?

Come on you can do better than that!

Haha well I believe in you

Back at ya ✌️ have a good rest of your day!

This isn't r/FreeCompliments, please insult them.

Stay in the trash heap, plz

It’s great! My ability to conform when I want has resulted in my success in every capacity in life. It’s actually quite lovely.

Yeah but being outrageously in love, making lots of money, having lots of friends, giving back to my society, and doing whatever I want is. Don’t give up! You might get there some day!

Don’t kink-shame me. I don’t go to playgrounds and tell you to put your dick away.

fucking kek. Impressive bantz from a trollxer.

must be a dude LARPing, girls are never that funny, and trollxers are literally NEVER that funny.

You’re right. I learned something today.

lol got 'emmmmmmm

That's pretty disturbing. Why wouldn't you?

and still a TwoX posting catlady. I smell a clever ruse.

Well, well well. It seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaborate ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left your state being of a lesser quality than before you had dealt the card hidden up my sleeve while being none the wiser. And yes, while it is true that you will eventually recover from this recent turn of events, it remains unclear whether your social status on this website will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worse. After all is said is done, at the end of the day, you will have to accept the fact that you just got the short end of the deal. I hold no remorse or regret for I am and always shall be a master ruseman.

Well, well well. It seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaborate ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left your state being of a lesser quality than before you had dealt the card hidden up my sleeve while being none the wiser. And yes, while it is true that you will eventually recover from this recent turn of events, it remains unclear whether your social status on this website will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worse. After all is said is done, at the end of the day, you will have to accept the fact that you just got the short end of the deal. I hold no remorse or regret for I am and always shall be a master ruseman.

making lots of money

What is "lots of money" to you?

My annual salary.

If you thought it were "lots of money", you'd just say the number. Here, I'll start: I made US $654k in 2016. I don't know yet how much I made in 2017.

What does your clerical/retail job pay you?

I have a 6k figure job.

Why be coy? Say the job and the figure.

6k figures. Also my dick is bigger than yours. Also my hair is prettier and I’m better at taking pills than you.

6k figures.

Oh, you make 6,000 figures? Why not just say you make 27 bajillion squiddillion jazillion dollars?

Or, did you mean to say you make $6,000 a year?

It’s funny how far a little gumption will get you if you have the grit to see it through.

You are just a treat. If you're not a troll, stay forever.

Decent suggestion but I'd add a second just to be sure.

And that would be?

A suggestion is an idea or plan put forward for consideration.

Is that the other suggestion?

Sorry, I only know about spotting suggestion deficiencies.

Dolt.

Friend, you need to learn about /r/kenm.

Poor form, 0/10.

Come on b’y...that all you’ve got!?

enough the only creature more pitiable than a /r/drama user is a /r/TrollXChromosomes user.

We top TrollX in EVERYTHING. r/drama's the bottom bitch.

I’m reading the comments on this and I literally can’t even. I mean, it’s like - “hello, toxic masculinity? I’d like to order a double dose of misogyny please!”

I learned about this last semester in my Embodiments of Patriarchy Theory class. It boils down to male entitlement- men believe they are entitled to control women as they see fit, and when that doesn’t work, abusive harassment rears it’s ugly head. Just like in GamerGate.

That and like also why are men even allowed to drive? There needs to be a LOT of reform. But we’ll get there! One circumcision at a time, amirite?!?!?

Circumcision is a werid way to spell r/MaleGenocide

‘Werid’ is a weird way to spell ‘weird’.

Sorry, I like all TrollXers, was dreaming of we ridding ourselves of men.

Dream of Grammarly instead.

Don't let this whataboutism distract us from achieving Male Genocide.

Nothing can distract us from that.

This is why Cats are haram, too many women are distracted by them from achieving our greater purpose.

If cats are haram I don’t want to be halal.

May Allah Bless you with the Spiritual Strength to overcome these distractions of the flesh for our higher purpose.

🙏🏼 and you brother.

wtf I'm a mod in there now

Inshallah, Brother

Don't worry, when the muslims swarm in they'll bring genital mutilation rates towards equality between both genders.

Feminists really are playing 4d chess

lol is this a copy pasta

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You literally came from a troll sub you stupid cunt

I thought people who hate women are idiots but now I'm thinking they might have a point

You’re terrible at this 😷

/u/FortunasChild alright, be honest, which one of us are you?

teleports behind you

Heh... big mistake buddy. You think you can just get away with being sexist on the interne-

notices ur big bulgie wulgie

OwO What's dis!?

thanks shadman

I hate the born sexy yesterday trope. So much. It doesn't help that I'm deeply intellectual and like to read and dissect culture things. I also really love women that speak their minds and have opinions, and don't mind being abrasive about it.

I'm thinking the same about /u/verun. How many trollxers are drama plants?

Dinosaurs 🦖 were not bitter cunts. We should learn from them

Why do you think lizards still rule the world?

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I do. That was rhetorical.

lizards

smash a big rock into the planet? i wish.

I've been in a lot of situations where I'm arguing with a dude and I know I'm right but he refuses to back down and just starts shouting over me.

That's why you just have to mentally shut down when you hear the words 'I just think it's funny that....'

Those subs are the fucking worst. They'd be bad enough if they just sat back and watched from afar but they don't do that, they try to goad people to come in so they can harass them and shit.

/u/wishthane

First of all, are you trying to say that there are other subs equally degenerate as /r/drama? Because I have an army of lolcows at my disposal so you don't wanna piss me off.

Secondly, add a couple more sentences to that comment and you have cooked yourself a pretty juicy pasta

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/u/FortunasChild

You do realize the only reason the argument is being ‘won’ is becos dude wants sex. Past a certain age/weight y’all are virtually powerless in real world terms, especially out side of super liberal parts of the country.

Hate that sub Reddit they banned me and I never even made a post in it.

LUL

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Is troll x not a joke?

As an Islamist, I can't wait for the day for us to take over so we can put those cunts in their place.

I almost want to let you sand nogs do it.. just so they can't see how good they had it.. but NAH DEUS VULT MOTHERFUCKER

https://goo.gl/images/Q4mZ1r

BTFO

to me, a woman losing isn't a big deal at all but I feel like women are my "team" in those cases. But if I'm watching something like cupcakewars, I usually hope whoever is most like me wins lol. Like if all the teams are goths, punks, 50's style and the last team is more soft feminine or or more"preppy" I'm going to hope they win even if it's a team of men.

So in an argument where it's just a random guy versus a random woman, the woman will most likely be more like me then the man and so I'm going to want her to win, just because of that not because she "deserves to win" more lol.

what did she mean by this

How terrible is your reading comprehension if you don't know what she means by this

How terrible is your reading comprehension if you don't know what she means by this

What did he mean by this?

How terrible is your reading comprehension if you don't know what I meant by this

She means much like white supremacists, she thinks a persons actions and beliefs don't matter as long as the person shares more physical characteristics with her

/u/_Anal_Juices_

to me, a white losing isn't a big deal at all but I feel like whites are my "team" in those cases. But if I'm watching something like cupcakewars, I usually hope whoever is most like me wins lol. Like if all the teams are goths, punks, 50's style and the last team is more fair skinned or or more eloquent I'm going to hope they win even if it's a team of blacks.

So in an argument where it's just a random black versus a random white, the white will most likely be more like me then the black and so I'm going to want them to win, just because of that not because they "deserve to win" more lol.

eeeehhh...I see what you are saying here but I'm not sure it's a fair comparison, but you have definitely made me think a bit more about this.

"Connoisseur of labia confetti"

Never have we needed mayocide more desperately and quickly than now.

I - what does that even mean?

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." -Raylan Givens

trollx is incels for females...