This is like 20% of the drunk-as-fuck sex I have with my wife. I outweigh her by like 80 pounds, but she matches me drink for drink. Once she passes out I just grab a titty and beat off.
Seeing as they are from (((G✡️️✡️️gle))), as long as manifestos aren't issued at me (I already have to deal with /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu's one) I don't see how i can't be entertained by this.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-04-06
Humans did 9/11
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1 pizzashill 2018-04-06
This is why I beat women at least twice a week. It's good to display dominance and put them in their place.
These legbeards haven't had a good beating in years, this is why they're so uppity.
1 Coats_Unbuttoned 2018-04-06
You’re trying for humor, but everyone knows you actually think this.
1 Hamalama 2018-04-06
/r/Drama
1 Coats_Unbuttoned 2018-04-06
Accurate tbqh
1 LatieI 2018-04-06
My headcanon is that you're AngryDM's alt for when you really want to let loose.
1 Hamalama 2018-04-06
"headcanon"
lol what a loser
1 pizzashill 2018-04-06
What the fuck is a "headcanon."
1 DarlingDont 2018-04-06
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=headcannon
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-06
This is like 20% of the drunk-as-fuck sex I have with my wife. I outweigh her by like 80 pounds, but she matches me drink for drink. Once she passes out I just grab a titty and beat off.
1 pizzashill 2018-04-06
Ed please tell me you aren't colluding with the enemy:
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-06
It's bite sized pasta. Don't worry bb, some say i am the enemy 😈
1 pizzashill 2018-04-06
Are you implying that you are a woman, toast? If that's the case, you've hurt a lot of people here, mainly me.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-06
I'm actually a bot but people won't believe me 😔
1 pizzashill 2018-04-06
Ed I need you to confirm or deny the fact you are a female.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-06
am i? https://i.imgur.com/piYypoS.gif
1 pizzashill 2018-04-06
Ed confirm or deny it right now. Come clean to the people of /r/drama, get it off your chest.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-06
The pressure!! 😓
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DO IT!! I WANT YOU TO GO FULL RBI ON ME DADDY!! 😩😩😩💦
1 pizzashill 2018-04-06
Ed. 2 of those autistic are google engineers. They have nothing left to live for. You've been put on notice.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-06
who do you think you're talking to rn? 😎
Seeing as they are from (((G✡️️✡️️gle))), as long as manifestos aren't issued at me (I already have to deal with /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu's one) I don't see how i can't be entertained by this.
1 pizzashill 2018-04-06
All I'm gonna say is this ed:
We are legion. Consider urself engaged.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-06
Without any proposal? Wow that's Chad af!! 😍😍😍
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-04-06
Going through all of this to humblebrag about having 4 friends is super tacky tbh.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-04-06
Genders are just a social construct, shitlord! "Females" aren't a real thing!
1 ffbtaw 2018-04-06
You thought Ed could convince anyone to fuck him?
1 Hamalama 2018-04-06
Hacked ur iCloud.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-06
OwO
1 chirpykippo 2018-04-06
wow u took that literally
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1 ffbtaw 2018-04-06
It was reposted.
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-04-06
Most societal problems would be solved if men unanimously decided to stop being soyboy cucks and white knights.
1 parameciidae 2018-04-06
And, just stopped being so thirsty in the first place.
1 wrongthink_bad 2018-04-06
Too bad most women's overinflated expectations won't let that happen.