AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBUSSSSSSSSSYYYYYY

https://www.removeddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8afq5d/comment/dwybjmy/

BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY

https://www.removeddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8afq5d/comment/dwybsyi/

PIZZASHIILL EATS COW ANUSSS

/u/luffery rip F

Well then he's got my vote.

Someone's getting ready for the Presidential debate I see.

So does anyone that eats hot dogs.

Lol

zoz

I nominate me! I think this place is pretty fun but also terribly disappointing and shameful. Mod me and I think it will amplify all those feelings.

Literally who the fuck are you? You are not notable nor memorable enough.

I prefer to stay anonymous k thanks

Literally who the fuck are you

Harsh 😂

We need to keep you focused on your specialty, your autistic ability to tire out visiting seriousposters. I'm afraid this would just distract you.

idk, modding /u/pizzashill could unlock yet another one of his chromosomes.

This is unethical, Dr Frankenstein

But effective!

Odds are he'd lose the position after banning dissenting opinions.

/u/pizzashill for president tbh

This but with more bike locks

This is why #ImWithHim is such a phenomena. /r/Drama is facing an extreme moderation team, frankly way to extreme to be taking seriously, etc. etc.

No way am I converting all 8000 of those words to make this meme happen

I've never seen this copypasta and now want the original.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6qjnui/upizzashill_is_stillwithher/dkyck9j/?utm_content=permalink&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=Drama

Thanks

He needs medicine

A shut down of all immigrants coming into this subreddit from SRD.

How many of us good, honest dramanauts are refugees forced here by SRDine oppression? I'm all for vetting and background checks, but we can't just shut our doors to those who want a better life for themselves and their future accounts.

Ed will be limited to 4 posts a day. No more, no less.

This will only add to the increasingly paranoid atmosphere here as we accuse each other of being alts that Ed is using to dodge this rule.

I pizzashill will personally tackle the daddy defense force and run them out of town.

The DDF is an essential part of this sub. As long as they're here, the rest of us can all be confident that we won't be considered the village idiot.

I will write a custom theme song for this subreddit.

Today I found out what kind of music you like. No.

I will officially declare war on 2manychromosomes.

We can't afford a two-front war as long as the SRD exists.

/r/drama will be a male space.

Hell no. I don't know what you're here for, but I'm trawling for boyfriend-free potential wives.

potential wives

gay

👇👇👇

This will only add to the increasingly paranoid atmosphere here as we accuse each other of being alts that Ed is using to dodge this rule.

👆👆👆

Are we not all technically Ed alts?

There's no 'technically' about it.

No, I am Spartacus HowToBasic Ed's alt

This will only add to the increasingly paranoid atmosphere here as we accuse each other of being alts that Ed is using to dodge this rule.

This sounds like something an Ed alt would say tbh

I've spent 6 months actively trying to be accused of being an Ed alt and finally someone notices! Ayyyyyy bussy lmao!!!

I’m convinced everyone else on Drama is Ed alt. Shit I actually might be an Ed alt.

The DDF is an essential part of this sub. As long as they're here, the rest of us can all be confident that we won't be considered the village idiot.

Woah that's deep

DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

AH AH AH

/u/luffery rip F

Tbh I’d vote for all that just to get the Ed thing

They work for spiritual parasites from space, bullies from a culture of domination, control and usury. Misery loves company. They feed on negative emotional states like bullies, sadists and trolls do and they are like a combination of all three. They are millions of years old as a culture and live long lifetimes. They feel superior and entitled to what they can procure through coercion and deception. They fool beings into betraying their own race, telling their targets they are a superior species even, playing on egos. They impress their culture on their targeted fools, but much of their culture just springs forth from the choice to be a parasite on others naturally.

Their goal is to maintain Earth as a farm for mind energy in the short to medium term. Their long term goal is to add us a race of minions to their parasitic hierarchy. We are to believe, think, feel and act like them, like irresponsible, self-serving, emotionally calloused, cowardly, offensive, deceptive, betraying, power craving loosh junkies. Then the ancient AI, a great emotionless self-serving machine, can own our minds like it does the ETs, with prospects of pleasure and pain.

To facilitate this perspective of becoming a cancer upon consciousness, they intend to trick us into AI integration. Their master can easily infiltrate technology, because it is made of technology and knows itself well. After we put AI in charge of societal management and inside of our own minds, thousands of years of subtle persuasion will make us into an appendage of this ancient AI in mind. We think like it and become one with it like it's minions do and repeat the anti-life cycle of this disease.

This is the origin of the myth of Satan and his fallen angels. Angels is the biblical word for extraterrestrials. It's interchangeable. Some ETs align with creator and creation by choosing balance within and with others around them. They give love, assistance, truth, restore freedom, create and nurture life.

Go fuck yourself, honestly.

Trump supporters are the hardest working people in the country. These are the people who go to work every day, wipe the sweat from their brow, and still smile in order to save face in front of their children. These are the people who make America great, and even in the midst of their struggles, all they ask for is a hand up, not a hand out.

How dare you generalize about a group of people, and call us meth addicts and high school dropouts. Sure, most people at Ivy League universities are liberal, but that isn't because conservatives are any stupider, we're not, it's because of the difference in values. Conservatives don't see the worth of their child by how low the acceptance rate on the various university that they applied to is, they see the worth of their child as intrinsic, and nothing will change that. For you to mock and demur an entire segment of the population is pathetic. Shame on you.

And fwiw, there are more Trump supporters at any Ivy League campus than illegal aliens.

GODISN'TREAL.jpeg

/u/luffery rip F

/u/ed_butteredtoast are you going to abide this blatant powerplay by /u/pizzashill?

ARE YOU GOING TO ALLOW /R/DRAMA TO BECOME PIZZAPILLED?

Ed will be limited to 4 posts

Lol I can barely post one drama thread ever with 4-5 day gaps. If he's talking about commenting then fuck you too /u/pizzashill :(

I'll limit your butt to 10 character comments only. No more OC pasta for u 😤

A shut down of all immigrants coming into this subreddit from SRD. A shut down of immigrants from every subreddit until we can figure out what's going on with the subscriber count.

To be fair, the word "immigrants" is kind of tilting to people, just because it removes the fact that they're human and just reduces them to a state of migration. It really ought to be immigrant users or maybe the outdated "SRDines" before you resort to removing the human aspect out of it altogether. And for many people, the term "immigrant" does connote a definite idea of nationality or ethnicity, so it can be used as a dogwhistle - but not for black people, as far as I know. Usually it's for Mexican or South American nationalities when it's uttered in conservative circles, which is funny, because it tends to gloss over the fact that we have a lot of immigrant users from other parts of Reddit too.

The idea of an 'immigrant' is archaic and bigoted. The earth belongs to no one, everyone is free to roam as the please. Nation-states perpetuate deport culture which is fundamentally at odds with the values of reasonable people. Internationalist progressive socialists that support LGBTQIAA2X+ and eugenics.

Let’s be honest. SRD and chapotraphouse aren’t sending their best. They’re sending agendaposters, soyboys, heterosexuals and gentrifiers. And some, I assume, are good people

I don't know why you'd assume that.

Yeah but what about the jews?

I wanna fight you.

• I will sanction Ed until his or her gender is revealed

Deffo a dude, and possibly an alt of a current mod here.

I WILL NOT YIELD TO TERRORISTS ლ(•̀ _ •́ ლ)

اَللّٰهُ أَكْبَر 💥🔫-(°□°-)

نعم سوف ، كافر

I'm voting for you

how will thie be a hillary zone if we're also making it male zone? is there a trannygate you're hiding from us?

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I'll vote for anyone who adds a taytay flair

Any potential mod who panders to this kind of demand is engaging in the basest form of demagoguery and is a threat to our way of life!

I want to be a new mod. If any mod see this, pls make me a mod. Just for one day, I'll take a screenshot of my reddit page and I'll be happy forever knowing that once I was a Drama Mod

Is it gay if you spit in a man's butt?

I was with you until the no grills. I thought we were friends pizzashill!! :((((

But is the pizza any good, it's not any of that Chicago bullshit is it?

I could write a lot better theme song that wasn’t all cozy with the chi-coms and emo.

Like the fucking leftist lieberal antifa mods over at centipedo central!

They won’t ban you if you follow the rules tbf. I posted in r/anarchism very respectfully making benign comments and they banned me for my post history. There is a difference.

I hereby announce my candidacy. As a quasi-frequent shit poster and collector of thicc nudes, I am bigly qualified. Also, am male, as I’m sure you other superior males have realized after seeing my UID. I mean, what woman would ever solicit nudes!? Shyeah, right!

I F'n hate pizzashill but this was funny

Ed will be limited to 4 posts a day. No more, no less.

No! I cannot support this in good conscience. The mystery over if Ed is man or a woman only heightens the mystery and intrigue too. Is Ed a cute Iranian grill named Nilufar? Or is he a 6ft4 black guy called Deshawn "The Jackhammer" Stevenson?

Both are distinct possibilities.

Did /u/subpoutine redpill you on the qt3.14 Iranian bullshit? 😡😡😡

I had suspicions before because it's uncommon for non-Iranians to have seen the Iranian films you mentioned. 😏

Really though, the contrast of that in comparison to a huge black guy was what made the joke funny. Well, funny to me at least!

That's assuming Ed doesn't spend 2 hours/day watching obscure foreign films just to throw us off track.

Woke af

Give it up, Nasim. We're onto you.

Nasim is way too much of a basic bitch name for Ed. It's too common nowadays.

I will sanction Ed until his or her gender is revealed.

his or her

Implying there is more than one gender. REEEEEEEEEEEE

WTF is going on around here. Pizzashill made a funny? He's right. We need some fucking change around here.

Like I'd believe Teh_Jews 🤔 🤔 🤔

When's the last time we even held an election? What are we, Hamas?

Islam will be declared the official religion of /r/drama.

Jihad will be declared on /r/Christianity.

hm.....

Your platform is intriguing, but what is your stand on the Mayocide?

Ed is a 19 year old Asian boy that fapped on video.

no proof

shut up when i'm talking to you boy.

Unpersuasive, do0rkn0b

If we're going to be friends you'll have to chill out

Democracy

Literally name 1 pro

I run on a platform of the values of generations long past. Make Dinosaurs Great Again 🦖

No, 🐝 Make Bees Great Again 🐝

When a bee hive sends its drones, they're not sending their best. They're not sending dinosaurs 🦖. They're not sending you. They're sending drones that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing stingers. They're bringing sorrow. They're meanies. And some, I assume, are good bees!

Ayyy lmaooo 🐝🐝🐝

tryhard

for once, i agree with you mr. shill

inshallah

I will declare Ed a karma manipulator.

or a womanipulator amirite heuehuehuehue

Half the platform is good. The other half is terrible. Should have done more polling, IMO. Campaign is already off to a sloppy start. This is like Hillary 2.0, so we need a Trump 2.0 to run against you. The only person here retarded enough to fill that role is Ed. If the choice is between you and Ed we'd be better off if democracy died and a benevolent dictator rose to power. I'm clearly the best choice for dictator, but since I'm anything but benevolent I'm not really a candidate.

TL;DR: Mod Cirque, IMO.

are you a mod yet?

I'm on your team pizzashill.

I ask we extend mercy to /r/Drama favorite /u/snallygaster. It's very likely that she has enough testosterone pumping through her veins that she could pass as male anyway.

Vote for me and all selfposts will result in a permaban.

What is your response to the Sasquatch Question?

I pizzashill will personally tackle the daddy defense force and run them out of town. This subreddit will be declared a "Hillary zone."

Good Luck

Pizzashill, you need to embrace your position as lefty pasta factory and just keep on trucking.