awkwardtheturtle: Subreddit Ban Nazi
2 2018-04-07 by fck-boi
Here's a reply I made on his pinned comment at mildyinfuriating, it's pretty harmless (and certainly not ban-worthy):
Here's the ban message that came 5 minutes later:
https://i.imgur.com/O1qWiRo.png?1
It really doesn't take much to get this pussy's panties up in a bunch, so I thought I'd try it again with another harmless comment. Here is that comment:
https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/8ahhue/she_needs_to_be_contained/dwzea5a/?context=3
Aaaand banned from madlads within 10(?) minutes:
https://i.imgur.com/FHEyS0P.png?1
It's cringe as fuck how fragile his ego is, but at least it made for some content here. I imagine the admins will come down with the hammer shortly after Brainy Smurf runs and tattles to Papa.
38 comments
1 Neon_needles 2018-04-07
I'm sorry for your loss lol
1 fck-boi 2018-04-07
RIP fck-boi. Suicide by powermod.
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1 awkwardtheturtle 2018-04-07
Good bot
1 shitpost953 2018-04-07
/r/awkwardtheturtle He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
1 awkwardtheturtle 2018-04-07
That reminds me.
I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underwhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.
Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.
The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
edit: typo fixed
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-07
/r/subredditcancer
1 fck-boi 2018-04-07
It's 8 bans now in the past couple hours, it may be worth posting.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-07
Oh is /u/awkwardtheturtle mass banning him from all the subs he mods? Pretty faggoty move there /u/awkwardtheturtle.
1 awkwardtheturtle 2018-04-07
No, just the ones he's trolling. He's a downvote troll. Generates a lot of annoying user reports and I am lazy so banning him is easier than approving his dumb comments.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-07
Well then I take back my accusation. The only regularly funny downvote troll was this guy named Fred-something. I can’t remember exactly. He wasn’t offensive but would still rile users up by policing threads in popular subreddits.
His style was to politely tell users to stop cursing etc. while including cringe worthy reactions of popular memes from /r/adviceanimals. He wouldn’t use the actual memes but instead placed their descriptions in colon brackets. Then once the inevitable downvotes started occurring, he would edit his comment with, “Just came back from [taking his dog to a pet psychologist for example] and I have downvotes?? What the heck?!!?” He had the most downvotes of any Redditor if I remember correctly. But then Reddit capped all net negative comment karma to -100 and that killed his joy.
1 awkwardtheturtle 2018-04-07
Lol I can't recall that troll but that sounds gold. He reminds me of a few I've seen. /u/DW-im-here. Iirc he's in the negative version of /r/centuryclub - private sub for people with -100k karma.
He actually sent a modmail to one of my subs like a year or two ago, asking permission to troll. Familiar with his account, I said fuck yeah lol. That guy's a ledge. Might be hazy on some details.
Kids nowadays don't put any effort into it. They're all so boring. Either emojipasta or racism or just being obtuse dickbags. True trolling is a lost art.
1 fck-boi 2018-04-07
Uh, so much cringe. Your comment is like watching an asian grandmother explain basketball. I like how you try to avoid the initial point of contention with every comment, tho. I'm also happy that I triggered you.
1 awkwardtheturtle 2018-04-07
lol u funny
1 fck-boi 2018-04-07
Haha...yeah. I thought this would be fun to bring to r/drama. Thanks for playing, troll ya later.
Seriously, no hard feelings. It's like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXLCwJCugA
1 The_Rachel 2018-04-07
I kinda liked puntastic-comment or whatever his name was. His edits were hilarious 😁😁
1 awkwardtheturtle 2018-04-07
His username before u/Puntasticcomment was much better:
u/MakeRedditSuperAgain (MRSA)
1 fck-boi 2018-04-07
So is it you?...or siouxsie_siouxv2 handing out the arbitrary multiple bans cuz puntastic/MRSA got them, too.
1 Series_of_Accidents 2018-04-07
I kinda miss /u/DW-im-here.
1 awkwardtheturtle 2018-04-07
Lol me too. I was happy to see him in /r/MURICA four months ago:
Glad he hasn't abandoned the account.
1 fck-boi 2018-04-07
u/awkwardtheturtle, I know you can read this, and I know you're too much of a pussy to respond. You've got your little cabal over there at r/PartyParrot and those 3 admins you've got modding there will likely take care of this for you. It's okay, I said goodbye to this account a week ago, I'm just having fun with it now.
1 awkwardtheturtle 2018-04-07
No, it's hollow. The inside is where the Jews transform into their original reptilian forms and worship the rebellious gay marriage of Ba'al and Moloch (which started the first war in heaven according to the lost volumes of the Pentateuch), who reside primarily in the Earth's core (which is also hollow) and maintain themselves as "neural mesh networks" of the demonically possessed white child sex slaves/prostitutes (formerly including names such as Dakota Fanning and Queen Elizabeth II and now including names such as Princess Charlotte of Cambridge and Russian "child models" such as Zhenya Kotova among others) that are used to blackmail/control all modern politicians and business leaders. (This is necessary as white children have the highest integrated information ratio of all humans according to integrated information theory.) Ba'al and Moloch are also the true directors of the modern "Bogandov" (who are actually only mid-level cambions) Illuminati.
I hope that clears things up.
1 fck-boi 2018-04-07
Nice shitpost, perhaps you should ban yourself.
1 alkali01 2018-04-07
Maybe you should of checked your privilege before making stupid comments
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1 LadyVetinari 2018-04-07
Stop kinkshaming
1 love_the_heat 2018-04-07
I'm late to reading this one, but I like it. Thanks
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-04-07
Imagine having a Reddit power trip.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-07
Imagine falling for a bait post by a try hard downvote troll
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-04-07
meh try to get banned from r/woodworking
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-04-07
I'm most proud of my ban from /r/Jeopardy
1 shitpost953 2018-04-07
story pls
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-04-07
One of the mods there gets really pissed if you say anything about the female contestants so I tested it by commenting something like "April looked fantastic today!" and I was banned shortly thereafter
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-07
Stupid sexy April got you in trouble again ugh
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-04-07
You should ban yourself from life tbh
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-04-07
Mods here are 10x worse tbh. They're just big pussies lately
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-07
This but with more pussy.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-04-07
🐅🐅🐅🐈🐈🐈🐱🐱🐱🐯🐯🐯
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-07
Lol, fuck off ya dolt.
1 CopperDisc 2018-04-07
Dictators gonna dick.
1 HPDeskjet_285 2018-04-07
ur mom gey